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Britney Documentary

Stop! Really! I beg you…

America’s most famous white trasher and Photoshop queen – Britney Spears, has gone and made a documentary (albeit an MTV one.) Evidently the girl who’s life is played out in every tabloid rag across the world isn’t satisfied with the play by play coverage of her iced-coffee runs and wants to make amends.

“There’s a lot that people don’t know about me that I wants them to know,” Spears states in one promo.

Lets think about that Brit-Brit. You’ve flashed your coochy (more then once), cracked and been carted off in an ambulance, hooked-up with a pap and ran off to Mexico (one who you assuredly knew was making beaucoup $ from hooking up with you), lost custody of your kids, lost control of your own estate, bombed a major (lip-synching) performance (on the same network) due to your hard partying and have had every shopping/coffee run/club run, et al – covered on film and pics…. did I forget anything? Oh yeah, you security detail manhandles women pap-pers to get you from door to car even after your “people” leak intel on your whereabouts.

I know you have another lip-synching project due out (which was leaked in its entirety online,) but really girl, what the fuck!

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Norton Pulls a Spears

My friend Judy brings home a copy of Bazaar – that weights like three lbs – just to show me a picture of Ed Norton appearing in a new Breil Milano advertisement. He recently landed the poster boy campaign and is slated to reign until 2010.

“Look how good he looks!” she proclaimed. And as I sat to go over the two page ad I had to conclude in the same thought. ‘He looks amazing,’ I responded. ‘A different man even.’ And being the snippy bitch I am (I hadn’t eaten yet,) I had to make the comparison of how much like Britney this ad was…

We all know Brit-Brit reigns in the being photoshopped kingdom. Her latest album cover for “Circus” is testament and reminder of that title… But it seems Eddy is looking to rise to her side and rule as her counterpart… They even gave him cheekbones!

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