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Ousted Glee beauty Chord Overstreet took his girlfriend Emma Roberts to Disney and doesn’t care who knows it! The couple who during a post-premiere party in London only weeks ago made every attempt to not be photographed together (to no avail) decided to share their coupling with the world via an official Disney photo moment. And of course Disney made an official release of the keepsake.
We have some deeply rooted issues with Disney but we won’t get into that right now.
What we will get into is how tightly wrapped Overstreet’s arm is on Roberts! Damn we are jealous of her.
Not only does she tout America’s Pretty Woman as her aunt but she goes and lands a dude with a mouth to rival her aunts. Where is the justice?
There are no bad things we wouldn’t do with or to Overstreet and daresay we have a tad-bit more know-how under our belts. (Don’t judge us, it is fact and we have worked hard to obtain them…)
We also can’t help noticing that now that Overstreet has shed the blond locks the couple look more like sibblings than lovers. Not to go and get all crazed and biblical on y’all. Just an observation.
Begrudgingly we wish the couple all the bestest and hope their day at Disney-Anaheim was a fun one – and leave it at that. Cuz it’s not like he took her to the real Disney in Orlando!
As a homo, I know all about wanting more! I see Lexington Steele’s long black shaft and salivate like a lobotomized twink – but what about the art? How the fuck else am I to know what finally comes of the Narnia tales? I need it brought to life…
Hopefully we wont have hide out in a closet too long till those handsome talented thoughtful suits over at _____ (enter studio name here!) ride to Narnia’s rescue and save me from any further espresso disfigurement.
I’ve said it b4 – and it never gets old for telling… But I attribute a large part of my dysfunction to Disney! The whole growing up waiting for my Prince on a White Horse to arrive bit didn’t really pan out and, well, you know the rest…. I believed in that damn fairy tale promise!
Having re-disclosed that – I must say I don’t really condone impressionable minds being subject to the further disillusionment those fuckers peddle! I’m all good with the Santa bit, the tooth fairy bit and the Easter bunny bit – But the Disney shit…? That’s where I draw the line.
So my ass advises you sit at home and watch the “A Christmas Story” marathon on Lifetime as the alternative…
Heres your chance to win a ripe rimming from the prettiest twink in all the land. Just guess the teen sensations in the studio contrived romance in the pic. The duo recently stopped by the MTV TRL studios to promote their latest Disney project.
Congrats to the fertile duo! And Disney, end the cycle, please clarify who exactly Prince Charming comes for~!