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Jordan Jaric: Laid Horizontal by Brain Tumor


Jordan Jaric undergoes brain surgery to remove a tumor

We recently came upon a posting on Jordan Jaric (born Eric James Mulvaney) who is undergoing surgery for a brain tumor.  The Falcon porn entertainer tweeted about his recurring seizures and concerns about $$$ to pay for his hospital ordeal, reports Perez Unrated.

We’d hate to come across as insensitive but if you are experiencing seizures stemming from a brain tumor, it seems to us that one would be somewhat more preoccupied with and freaking out from, oh, let’s say, your health?

But no, Jaric tweeted endlessly about how he was distraught over having recently split from his porn actor beau, not having $ to pay for the hospital bills and how many seizures a day he was having!

WTF?  The porn actor beau split we can understand a bit.  Assuredly he has some talents…  But really?

Well, perhaps his followers didnt remind him of the obvious…  Just get the surgery, get well & return your ass – literally – to work and bang it out overtime for the money honey!

It’s a craft you already know, sugar.

They aren’t operating on that fine ass of yours, so get face down in a restful position, place your ass up, back arched and legs parted – et voila!  $$$ comes in – pardon the pund.

No need to thank us, we are here to help Jaric…

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