It’s closing night boasted a flick about porn, titled “Finding Bliss,” which costars Jaime Kennedy. Interestingly enough, Kennedy is presently shacking up with non other than Jennifer Love Hewitt.

I’m sure by now you’ve realized what the draw in this decision consisted of… (NO, it wasn’t the porn theme!)

We caught the newly svelte beauty on a brief break to the loo. On her exit, she graciously afforded us a few seconds for a quick fashion shot and before quickly returning to the theater to her dutiful supportive role.

Being the gluten for punishment that I am – more wants more – we decided to wait on a two shot after the screening ended.

And that’s when it all went to shit!

With the arrival of some die hard pap-pers and the release of the hordes of attending guest, what should otherwise have been an easy photo-op quickly vanished.

Throw in a security detail the likes of Angel Angelina and it all made for my ass nearly breaking an ankle when my sneaker caught in a grate and a certain pap-per was still reversing. (Seriously, I’m typing with one hand and my ankle is on ice!)