Gerard Butler attends Playing For Keeps NYC premiere.

Alpha male, actor turned producer, Gerard Butler, brought his latest work to premiere in NYC last night.  And how do you miss such an event as the heavens sing his praise?  We have often professed our undying desire for the Scottish walking hard-on and we will state it again:  Papi is fine!

Throw his 300 co-star Rodrigo Santoro into the mix and there’s a menage a trois of stellar proportions being conjured up the likes of Caligula by yours truly.

But it ain’t all about the men.  Ok, yes, it is.  We will just divert from the topic to praise Jessica Biel on her brazen choice of attire on a cold wintry December evening.

Chest cold central.  Say nothing of the tape it took to secure the sheer fabric to her breasts.

Bravo!

Uma Thurman, on the other hand, in a demure black pant suit, brought about the topic of vaginal rejuvenation to the forefront of the step-and-repeat.

When is a good time for a woman, in modern day society, to treat herself to this pricey and seemingly painful procedure?

“She looks busted,” quipped one media member.  “She looks like someone who’s had too many kids,” followed up another.  Then perhaps the time is now…

They are a harsh crowd, yes.  And what is our culture if not filled with double-standards?  But to their defense Thurman was acting as if she had sniffed some freshly pressed snow on the ride uptown.  And that ride left her on a jittery adrenaline rush.

Other notable attendees:  Sami Gayle, Julia Henderson, Anastacia Ganias, Noah Lomax and Aussie brothers Jordan and Zac Stenmark