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Chris Brown Replaces Glam-bert on GMA

This is some offensive shit. ABC’s GMA replaced Adam Lambert with Chris Brown! The same Chris Brown that has been convicted of beating RiRi, leaving her looking like her makeup artist had been deported and she took to doing it herself with Brown’s fist.

Now, I ain’t hating. I have seen Brown perform live and he delivers a performance – although I would argue that he needs to put the fried chicken down for a spell. But he ain’t no Glam-bert.

What the fuck does this say for ABC and GMA execs? Are we to assume that domestic violence – albeit in a six-figure sports car – is Disney sanctioned and crotch grabbing, boy kissing, oral sex SIMULATION is not? Seriously, WTF!

“He was not canceled over a gay kiss,” an ABC source tells the NY Post. Adding that Lambert “showed himself to be unpredictable on live TV.”

That sounds like one piece of lame dumbass excuse for homophobia and being scared shitless of the fuckers who started this whole “offensive” and “vulgar” bullshit!

But on that note, I wonder if anyone has taken a moment to go back and ask those bored sexless housewives how they feel with this turn of events and if this is an OK message for their children…?

I would do it myself cept that I don’t believe I could abstain (much like I can’t keep from crotch grabbing and oral sex!) from asking them if they will finger themselves during Brown’s live performance and taped tell-all interview!

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Chris Cuomo: Smooth Jock

GMA’s Chris Cuomo took to twittering his catch during his fishing expedition of the LI coast, yesterday.

And he not only showed off his reward while out to sea, but showed off his shirtless torso.

I don’t know bout y’all but I’d gladly let him hook me in the mouth for a chance at getting closer to those perky nipples! Brother is smooth…

I luv me a raw meal, Chris. Give a call when you are ready to serve!

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Whitney’s Alleged Comeback Imminent

With the Grammy’s come and gone – there was, again, no Whitney!

And this after all the hype and glorification by the likes of the AP and The LA Times – among many other, over her performance at the pre-Grammy soiree honoring Clive Davis’ in LA.

Granted, the photos from performance have her looking amazing, but that does not a performance prove!

I love Whitney! She is legendary – and the drug use only adds to the mystic! Survivor! But I still want to see a video of this said performance. I want the proof!

Hurry up girl, I’m ready! Give it to me, I want it – NOW!

This has been the longest comeback in the making of all times!

Update: So there is a YouTube video. Here it is. Draw your own conclusions on her successful return… I’m on the fence on this one!

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