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Barrymore and Long: Going the Distance

I raced over to Central Park yesterday just in time to catch Drew Barrymore and my future ex-husband – Justin Long, filming scenes for their new film “Going the Distance.”

And boy was the effort worth my while! The duo spent their time racing around Sheep’s Meadow playing a friendly game of football amidst frolicking on the grass.

Of course the scene actually played differently in my mind… I envisioned me in Drew’s place and us wearing a little less clothing!

Don’t you judge me for it – I never said I was well adjusted…

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Justin Long said to be Justin Short

Justin Long is anything but in the endowment department, according to an undisclosed crew member on the set of his new film “Going the Distance.”

This bit of news is rather odd coming from someone making their living in part to the stars of the film: Drew Barrymore, Justin Long and Christina Applegate.

The story told is that when time came for a love scene with Barrymore and Long, cuteness was anything buy shy and went full frontal.

The same crew member, standing in the street for the take, observed Long from the driveway standing in the window and registered his endowment for commentary. Discreet, no?

Not being present myself, but having ample knowledge of the male – form from years of research, I quickly offered my take on the matter: Long could be a grower and not a shower! Never mind the distance involved!

But truth is that most hetero guys think theirs is the biggest willy ever packaged.

In the end I concluded that this particular crew dude’s locker room talk was likely the demonstration of bitterness over his own shortcomings and Long not only being hotness, reportedly banging Barrymore off camera but making more coins than he will see schlepping lighting equipment. Just my own observation on the matter.


Applegate in Riverdale

Christina Applegate could be found in Riverdale, NY this past week, while shooting scenes from the romantic comedy “Going the Distance.”

The film also stars the reformed bad girl – Drew Barrymore, and her on-again, off-again love, Justin Long.

This being three of my favorite folks, I had to try to pay the set a visit a some point. But I could have pulled out a molar quicker than getting a pic of any of them.

Ms. Applegate was said to be “under the weather.” More often than not this is a phrase I have always found to mean lady problems. Although, Ms. “Samantha Who” executive producer was feeling good enough to go from the trailer to the van, and from the van to the inside of the house they were shooting at quickly enough. Perhaps she popped some Midol without telling anyone…

When we attempted to barter with security for the opportunity of an unobstructed photo (it happens,) they returned to say that Ms. Barrymore was going to be shuttling it due to being hit on set. You figure that one out…

So in the end this pic is all I came away with! Thanks a bunch Kelly Bundy!

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