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Antonio Banderas and RTnM Hotlinks
Posted by Native NYker in antonio banderas, hotlinks on August 10, 2010
Antonio Banderas Celebrates 50! Happy Birthday, Papi.
It has been mad ass slow for us here. And that with an ongoing threat of torrential rains that never fucking comes. I swear I am goin to have to stop watching the news in addition to the rest of the shit on TV cuz they are forever wrong and it never rains until my ass finally goes out thinking it ain’t going to happen!
In happier news – a happy birthday to Spanish hotness Antonio Banderas who just turned 50! Half a century never looked so damn good, papi!
That said I thought to share some other shit circulating online with y’all that has put a tickle in my step. And as usually the case, I will chime in. Enjoy!
DListed: Some Ho says Cristiano Ronaldo’s Peen is Intimidating! (She cut herself in the foot trying to grandstand how fabulous she was for having hotness want to mount her – even if he really is a 2 minute man girl, it’d be totally worth it! Who the fuck you trying to kid?)
JustJared: Jonathan Schaech divorces – again – after a month marriage to Jana Kramer! (Poor Jonathan! Switch teams hotness. I can last longer than a month.)
HitDanBack: Fantasia is a homewrecker and has a sex tape! (Wow! Here’s hoping that helps her lackluster career a bit and possibly generate her some $$$)
Celebslam: A 2010 Teen Choice Awards Photo Roundup of the Attractive Folks! (But where the fuck are the men? Dumbass!)
RTnM Hotlinks
Posted by Native NYker in hotlinks, hottie, matthew morrison on May 28, 2010
Matthew Morrison at the 2010 Fox Upfronts in NYC
It seems that May has been a most fruitful of months in the photo dept. The past week I have been given the bestest opportunity ever – getting to shoot most of the folks of Glee! And just when you think it can’t get better this here shirtless pic of Matthew Morrison set to appear in Vogue goes and puts some delicious icing on an already edible cake! YUM.
Glee's Matthew Morrison Shows off Ripped Abs in June Vogue Magazine
Straight up heading into a holiday weekend where sunshine and summer temps are on the horizon, I got nothing but love and well wishes for you all! And I will throw in these here few hotlinks from friends and colleagues around the way for your amusement – and I will chime in for good measure!
JustJared: James McAvoy set to star in the upcoming X-Men prequel! (I’d watch McAvoy open a FedEx box and sing Hallelujah – throw in some supernatural gifts and I’m all wet!)
HitDanBack: Daniel Craig allegedly spied making out with a dude in gay bar and parking lot. (Ain’t it something how some onlooker can proceed to spy on someone in a parking lot and then follow them and peep em all night long to report it as if it were a rape, murder or robbery? Dude get a fucking LIFE and laid while you are it!)
DListed: Alicia Keys is knocked up (by a man) and plans to wed! (Unlike Mike at Dlisted, I am floored. I was going with the Lesbian rumors…. My bad!)
SplashNewsOnline: Kristin Davis wears sheer top a SATC 2 London premiere. (Why on earth would you go with a sheer black top and a white bra underneath? Especially given that x-pics of you have been seen by just about everybody on the planet!)
Popbytes: Skank Kathie Lee-Gifford launches kids book. (That woman has no shame or self-respect and will do anything to keep herself in the news. What self respecting mother would read this to their child?)
TMZ: Janet Jackson heading back out on tour after AI appearance success. (Hmmmm… having seen the last one (thnx J.) I would vote YEAH!)
PopSugar: BranGelina and their jet-setting toddlers! (Love the group collectively. XO.)
CelebSlam: Matt Lauer allegedly beds a tranny! (Well a tranny does not a dude make – post op anyway, but he is far from the good looker he once was many years back so who cares?)
OMG Blog: Bow Wow’s penis exposed – allegedly… (rather on the thin side I must say. Likely why the girl went and exposed it to the masses having been left unfilled.)
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Posted by Native NYker in britney spears, colin farrell, glee, hilary duff, hotlinks, jesus luz, paris hilton on February 25, 2010
Paris HIlton - Here Seen at The Letterman Show, Making News as She Flashes Privates - Again!
It’s another snow storm for Gotham! Damn. Let me just say that we (yes, we!) are not enjoying this especially when work is on the schedule. Add trans-Atlantic friends visiting and we are set to pull our grey hairs out (haven’t had time for Revlon…) in clumps!
So while we are having ourselves a mid-winter crisis, please enjoy these round-the-way links to some notable bits of intel. And as always, we will throw in some two cents….
LA Rag Mag: Ponders re-screening their copy of Colin Farrell’s now infamous sex-tape as they review pics from a magazing shoot with a fifties theme. (I won’t RSVP to that as I have my own copy of that glorious performance and prefer to do so in private!)
HitDanBack: Sony/Epic fires Jennifer Lopez! (I wonder if it had anything to do with her fall on that award show some months back…)
OMG Blog: Hilary Duff puts a ring on that finger and appears to give thanks to her intended on her knees! (Nothing shocking about that, shit I’d drop down to mine for anything over a carat!)
Dlisted: Joan Rivers finds Victoria Beckham vulgar! (There is something delicious about someone who has made their career on the cuspid of vulgarity pointing the finger – nothing like knowing it first hand to give you the hands up on what you speak…)
TMZ: Brings us a video of Whitney from down under. (Poor Whitney, poor, poor whitney.)
JustJared: Jesus Luz basks on the beaches of Brazil. (What he is wearing is what happens when you introduce an American culture to an otherwise uninhibited setting! He is much more attractive when wearing less!)
The Superficial: Paris Hilton flashes her vagina yet again! (Seen it once and still tryin to recover….)
CelebSlam: Britney Spears without the airbrushing out and about…. (You will need a pill to get thru this…)
Popbytes: featuring a re-edit GaGa-Glee video! (It’s a perfect blend!)
RTnM Hotlinks
Posted by Native NYker in bristol palin, david pereira, hotlinks, kelly blatz, naomi campbell on February 11, 2010
- Non-profit amFAR Reneges on Freelancers Press Gala Coverage at 11th Hr Leaving Them Out in the Cold
Having been snubbed off the amFAR Gala red carpet at the eleventh hour yesterday, I got nothing but lots of expletives for those folks and snow at my front door.
Funny how even some non-profits will purposely work to screw the little folk out of making a living only to inundate your mailbox with form letter solicitations for $ donations. My check is in the mail Dr. Krim! Sit your ass right there in your 120 Wall St office and wait…
On a seperate, more important note, here are some stories from around the way for your 411 – and as always, I will chime in with what little cents I got left in my account to carry my ass over till I can work a corner to get myself out of over-draft.
Angry Black Bitch!: Reflects on her 5 year anniversary of bitchitude. (Rock on, bitch! Ain’t no one out there doin it with your gusto.)
BBC: Kelly Blatz, 22, touted as the new Zac Efron. (WTF does that meann really? Isn’t Efron still the poo?)
Celebslam: Naomi Campbell’s billionaire Russian lover still goes home to his wife and daughter! (I’d let him go home to them too if he bought me a fucking $18 million penthouse and let me fly on his jet tout le temp.)
EthanSays: Spaniard acrogymnast David Pereira, 18, is sucked into Cirque du Soleil! (This video left me gasping for air and my back in hysterics! Olay, David!)
HitDanBack!: An abridged version of a cat fight between Princess Perez and sexy-thong wearing crooner John Mayer! (It is too fucking sad to process that Mayer tongued that fat ass troll! It hurts my eyes to think bout it…)
OMG Blog: Eryka Badu and her new track: “Window Seat.” (What a glorious sound. Welcome back girl.)
TMZ: Rounds up the legal ranglings of Bristol Palin and her baby-daddy child support demands! (Give me a fucking break! You wouldn’t have to worry bout something like this if you had kept those lips tightly sealed, you skank!)
The Guardian: Alexander McQueen found dead in his West End, London flat! (How fucking sad is this bit of news? Damn.)
RTnM Hotlinks and Other NSFW Tidbits
Posted by Native NYker in hotlinks, peyton on January 26, 2010
Madonna and Jesus Luz Uncensored
A new photo of Madonna and a full frontal Jesus Luz has surfaced and it’s a sight to see! Good thing too, cuz my broke ass is presently dealing with some equipment issues of a tech nature and have not been able to practice my trade for a few days now.
So with a little salaciousness in mind and you guys in my thoughts, I bring you friendly links to postings worth having a look-see at… all wrapping up with an indirect good deed by Lopez Tonight’s George Lopez. And I will chime in:
OMG Blog: John Edwards’ sextape proves the onetime prez hopeful to be endowed! (Hell hathh no fury like a woman scorned or a booted DL ex-aide! I want to see this tape in the worse way…)
EthanSays: Bruce Weber’s short film opens YSL’s mens collections in Paris. (Damn if Weber can’t capture the beauty of a man!)
LA Rag Mag: Swede Alex Skarsgaard to show full frontal on True Blood! (I love that show!)
HitDanBack: Dan shows you what a gay man looks like when about to be hit in the face by a woman’s crotch. (Even I gasped! This is some scarey shit.)
CelebSlam: Different Stroke’s Gary Coleman arrested – again! (Poor little guy can’t catch a fucking break.)
TMZ: Tila Tequila looking to sell her ultra-sound pics. (Fucking skank!)
Peyton delivers vocal hotness on The Fierce Collective’s “Sex on Fire” track!
Center for HIV Law and Policy: George Lopez’s cash give-away at People’s Choice goes to a good cause! (I’m a good cause. Give me some $$$!)
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Posted by Native NYker in dlisted, hit dan back, hotlinks, justjared, laragmag, popbytes, tmz, woodenspears on November 27, 2009
Having stuffed myself like a pig on my friends’ moist turkey, well seasoned stuffing and his finger licking good gravy during a break at a gig I worked last night, (no offense Ms. Piggy,) I got nothing but love for you y’all this Black Friday morning. So I’m going to share some round the way notes of merit, and chime in.Shall we?
HitDanBack: Lady GaGa(y) answers Jay Leno. (Bitch, that ain’t right!)
JustJared: Jude Law packs em in! (I know I’d let him pack something in on me!)
RTnM Hot Links
Posted by Native NYker in angry black bitch, bbc, bitten and bound, hotlinks, omg blog, self absorbed me on November 16, 2009
It is Monday morning and I got nothing. So rather than pull what little hair I have left (by choice) on my body, I am simply going to share news from around the way with y’all. Don’t even think of giving me grief for this!
OMG Blog! brings us Justin Long’s bare smooth ass stills and video from a flick he was in. (You know what I’m thinking so I ain’t goin to say it.)
RTnM Hot Links
Posted by Native NYker in celebitchy, chris brown, colin farrell, daniel craig, hit dan back, hotlinks, im not obsessed, pamela anderson, popbytes, queerty, rihanna, tabloid prodigy, taylor lautner, tmz on November 6, 2009
This is just what a cold crisp Friday morning calls for as my ass yearns to slip back under my Laura Ashley comforter – hot links to online waywardness worth noting!
Celebitchy: Chris Brown failing to sell out small concert venues scheduled in his come-back tour!Queerty: Lick-able twink teases the homos!
Popbytes: Pamela Anderson launches a fragrance. (It’s called Herpes Symplex 7.)
I’m Not Obsessed!: Colin Farrell continues to regret sex-tape! (It’s a work of art as far as I am concerned!)
Hit Dan Back!: Diane Sawyer interviews Rihanna on Brown’s beat down.
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