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Meet 37 year old HodgeTwins Kevin and Keith. Two fine ass brothers with bodies completely lick-able. A total moca-late package who happen to be packing something many – ourselves included – would like to uncover. They appear to be of mixed background. Workout fiends. Live in the South. And not afraid of showing off their attributes. What’s not to like?
Not much really. Cept the duo beg the question of beauty vs Brain.
Why you ask?
Well, because as buff and beautiful as they are – damn near perfection – they don’t seem to be to up on too much brain power past clueing in on that if they publish their sexually undertoned commentaries, people will stop to play them.
We certainly did…
Doubt what we have concluded?
Just take a saunter over to their Youtube channel where they tackle every topic that comes across their dim-witted attention – from Arnold to transgender issues.
The one posting that left us wondering bout their intellect prowess and thinking ‘poor children’ entailed the duo speaking about female to male sexual reassignment. The topic was certainly something that appeared to be way past their capacity, but tackle it they did.
The shocker comes in that the two had done about as much research as was put in front of them opposite a story on a new gym.
But that didn’t keep them from attempting to address the matter – if ignorantly.
Yes, we would still lick up on them – post workout at that – they are fine yumness. But message to the Hodgetwins – stick to showing off the ripe muscles and posing in your undies – 2X’ist are good – and stay away from topics that are above your brain capacity. Or at least do some real research instead of advocating from mis-information.
After spending an amazing day out on Jones Beach with my good friend Ralph of Flossie & McKinley Catering, we made an impromptu pit-stop at the Fort Green Park “Soul Summit” party which was well underway.
We walked right into the soiree everyone had an invite to and was guaranteed to enjoy. It had amazing sounds, all types of hotties – thanks for the photo Nafie Pollard, a collective positive vibe and the feel of a truly unified local neighborhood gathering. Hot stuff!
The Music, by Sadiq of Soul Summit Music, rocked harder than that found behind any velvet rope sans any attitudes and I lost my t-shirt right quick to join the masses getting down to his tunes.
Lucky that we stopped by too, cuz as it turns out this was to be their last “block party” style fete for the 2010 summer – largely due to the Bloomberg’s admin and their tightness with the permits – they were only extended two! Ain’t that something?
Can you imagine limiting a collective gathering fusing good music, camaraderie, neighborhood unification and all around positive vibes - all on the technicality of political bureaucracy and red tape? DAMN Bloomie – that ain’t right! I know you’re a business man but seriously… Loosen that Hermes tie a bit…
But the folks partied on and kept it positive non-the-less! And thats what its about! Rock on…
Here is a hottie working the “Spartacus” premiere last night. He valiantly sacrificed himself up as the test shot for paps. And I snapped away.
He didn’t tell me his name, but as he is a total cutie, I opted to keep the shot and share it with y’all.
I say anytime you want to offer it up some more, just give me a jingle.
This may come as a surprise to some, but I know my way around a bowling alley. I don’t know if its the manifestations of a former white trash life resurfacing but I can pick up a ball and roll that baby onto some pins! Slips right in…
It may however have something to do with the phallic nature of the sport. Who can tell…
When I got the invite to cover talent agent Mara Santino’s birthday at Hollywood’s Lucky Strike, I said ‘hell yeah.’ It didn’t hurt any that there were to be a handful of young eye candy pieces – both male and female – being paraded in front of my lens. A win-win situation if you ask me. Never let it be said I am not up for a cheap thrill!
Among those in attendance were: Glee’s Dianna Agron – love that show!, Nadine Crocker, hotnesss Reichen Lehmkuhl (damn papi!), Derek Theler (YUM!), Ben Robinson, James Preston, twink hotness Josh Stevenson, Johan Urb, Tyler Neitzel, Simon deVeer, Colton Haynes with Ally Maki, Brandon Vayda, Natasha Green, Italian import Alberto Frezza and director Mark Cross. Absent was Kellan Lutz who was the top biller on the tip sheet but pulled a no show. In the end there was so much fresh meat that he was hardly missed – I swear I was but a step from taking residence in a bathroom stahl at the slightest hint of some erect pins!
I didn’t get a chance to handle the balls but the photos were a breeze. Happy Birthday Mara and many happy returns!
Lord knows, if I had that laying next to me, I wouldn’t ever get out of bed…
Damn, Coop! This would have been the perfect gift. But you had to go and scrooge it!
But I couldn’t rightly tell you how I feel about the cover just yet, I’m going to have to watch it a few more times – at least….
The orgy of A-listers spanned from master of ceremonies – Joey Arias, trying to look up Peaches Geldofs mini-dress to the virginal Emma Roberts (niece of that pretty woman) and Gossip Girls’ Taylor Momsen (in a white leather off the shoulders dress) onto the dreamy Chace Crawford (you decide where he fits in the above mentioned categories,) bi-vixen Lindsay Lohan and hottie – Enrique Marciano from Without a Trace.
And with such a happening carpet, folks like Michelle Williams – of Destiny’s Child fame, looking a trifling mess, loitered to long while professing how her uncle has bestowed yearly under garments as x-mas presents since she was a little girl to an In-Touch stringer. Creepy! Benji and Joel Madden tried their chubby-poo bestest to be Blues Brothers rock-n-roll – leaving some of us thinking that they must be hanging some serious dick to be keeping the likes of Paris and Nicole! and Tyler Kimball with Chris McNally kept the entire arrivals line wondering who is the passive and the active in the duo, as both were way to pretty to discern right off the bat…
Not much warrants schlepping out of metropolis on a Saturday night except a “must-attend” venue full of A-listers. And they threw in hot-dogs and some Mr Softee cones to boot!
It is little secret that a nice ass can conjure up all types of smile inducing visuals. Like resting your head on it – for example…
As we waited on her grace and the stud, I chatted an insider and asked why the re-screening? After all it premiered during this years Tribeca Film Festival.
Soundbite noted, I turned and BAM! there it was in all its v-neck muscled caramel glory! Lick-Able hottie! Just like Salt-N-Pepa described it… I wanted to touch it, taste it and please it! too sweet!