Archive for category ifc spirit awards
WTF is that about??? Messy bitch pleeze!
It was refreshing to see her looking so lucid. Ordinarily she arrives looking like she has amp’ed her meds and downed them with some vodka (I know the syndrome and have learned to recognize it at a distance!) Don’t you judge me!)
Mariah played up to her fans and the crowd roared. I appreciated the gesture and was thankful she didn’t serenade the crowd (I can’t take her music!)
I only hope that her next appearance will have Mr. Carey will be in tow (Nick is yummy to behold.)
I know girl ran and used a hand sanitizer hidden in her publicist purse.
Hell, I was grossed out myself given that, from my vantage point, I had long ago spotted the sweat dripping down the rolls of his neck from said head. Had I taken the time to eat breakfast, I would have surely upchucked it!
The sad part (it does get sadder!) is that she wasn’t the first to pen on the barren landscape!
Alec Baldwin had done the initial honors and left this mamoth individual to gloat to all within earshot (and then some, thanks to cell phones) about how his “favorite” actor had signed his fat balled head.
“Space issues,” was the official refusal, although they had enough space to stage a Cirque du Soleil tent. Fuckers!
All in all, I got some kick ass material, no thanks to the girth and annoyance of aforementioned “fans.”
Diaz will be reprising her role in yet another “Charlie’s Angel” flick soon.
Although I am a fan of the franchise, much like the sideline I occupied at this awards show, I remain on the fence on her being the stand-in for a Farrah Fawcett originated role. She isn’t even a real blond! At least she is sporty…