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Here is one to wrinkle your freshly pressed Prada suit as you writhe on the floor with laughter! Jessica Simpson – the queen of media whores, who’s entire career has been built on photo-ops as opposed to actually having any tangible talent, proved to be difficult with awaiting photographers and “fans” yesterday at JFK airport!
Girl not only went through the lenghts of pulling a bait-and-switch exit strategy upon arriving on a AA flight from Los Angeles, but then had her people block her as she got into her waiting SUV only to then drive around the airport on a chase (I wasn’t one of them!) and return to the terminal to claim her luggage! Ain’t that some shit?
But wait – it gets richer!
It was recounted to me how her butch driver alerted police upon crossing thru the Midtown Tunnel toll to have the cars following stopped.
When simpson arrived at her hotel, she then had multiple reps and security personnel greet her car to escort her into the establishment for her two day stay.
Jessica Simpson folks! Seriously, WTF? I wonder if things might have played out differently had I waved a hoagie in her face…
A swarm of beauties descended on City Center for the Good Housekeeping “Shine On” celebration of 125 Years of Women Making Their Mark. Among those in attendance: a chubby Jessica Simpson – trying to suck it in while on the red carpet, radiant Anika Noni Rose, elegant Hilary Duff, acting chameleon Meryl Streep, translucent Michelle Trachtenberg, eternal beauty Cheryl Tiegs, stunning Marlee Matlin, thespian Laura Benanti and icons Marlo Thomas accompanied by husband Troy Donahue. All gathered to – well, I don’t actually know what the hell the internal program consisted of to be honest, cept that they were to enjoy a performance by the queen of soul herself – Aretha Franklin!
I’m all about celebrating the power of the opposite gender – especially when in stilettos! So my coverage was a given.
Next stop? A woman in The White House!