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Poor ole Lindsay Lohan. She has just pleaded no contest to lying to the pigs investigating her reckless driving charges. And at this point in her illustrious career can we muster anything more than a yawn?
It does seem like the legal system has all eyes on the one-time A-lister but can’t say girl is making it hard for them.
We would say ‘this too shall pass, Linds’ but in all likelihood she will likely go and get herself into more trouble and just make a tom-foolery of it all.
Lindsay Lohan’s return to the big screen is the stuff of constant fodder. But the time has arrived and will mark a co-starring role opposite some two-bit hetero porn-wanna-be-starlet named James Deen. That his “stage name” is a jump-off of a more famous, somewhat controversial (for his time) 20th century a-lister and troubled individual doesn’t get lost on us.
Not one bit.
That the Mean Girls star would reduce her waning chances at a true comeback by starring opposite someone so desperate from the word go to achieve infamy is where we stopped and can’t seem to get passed that gear.
Out of curiosity we had to go and look up this out of shape self-proclaimed porn impresario and see if there were any redeeming traits to warrant benefit of the doubt.
What we found was not much to get a rise out of. His blog for instance can only be described as a lackluster experience. Even by hetero standards. The snatch he mainly features – as opposed to his own bodily parts – are beat up and resemble relics of passed around the bathroom stalls of dive bars on the West Coast type of snatch. And when you get to the bare essentials of his package – well – it hardly measures up.
Sure, some would say its nothing to send home but we measure from a whole different perspective.
Would it hurt him to do a push-up or two? Say nothing of a stomach crunch…
Suffice to say that American Gigolo he is not.
The movie trailer to her return project is as cheesy as it promises – we give it that. For sure the folks behind the Liz Taylor bio-pic, which looms on the horizon, are non-too pleased with what precedes their efforts.
But don’t take our word for it. Take a look see for yourselves…
There are lessons one must learn the hard way. A rite of passage if you will. Like, let’s say, not star-chasing the likes of Lindsay Lohan and taking unrequested cellphone pics in the hopes of grand standing with your friends about getting to visit the whirlwind craziness that is La-Lindsay. Especially pics she might be upset by…
It won’t end well.
Case and point…? Well, Labella is just coming out of the vortex that is Lohan after he hooked-up with the troubled starlet at NYC’s 1Oak and headed back to her W Hotel quarters.
Que suspense – as if y’all weren’t aware of the story already…
You would think that getting to party w/ the likes of her crazy ass might suffice, but NO! Labella had to go and document his unsuspecting ring-leader in what has been said to be unflattering moments, and when Lindsay became aware of it, well, all hell broke loose.
Presently the latest news comes via TMZ who cornered the politico aspiring dumb-ass and he attempted to evade the attention. He relented and stated that he is “glad the charges have been dropped.” Following up with “no, comment.”
Oddly enough our Dictionary word of the day is Apophasis: Denial of one’s intention to speak of a subject that is in fact named.
We bet that Labella will think twice before star-chasing again and may even wish to never revisit her name…
We still think hanging with her crazy ass would be a whole lot of booze induced fun! Call us girl.
Selena Gomez has been in NYC doing a promotional blitz! For what I have no fuckin idea. I do know that she has been causing a comotion everywhere she is heard to be appearing.
I decided to forego speeding through the city streets in the scorching temps to simply wait on her at The David Letterman Show stage door and be done with it.
She breezed in with words of promise of a proper photo-op upon her exit. Hmmmm.
Ordinarily I would get bent over such – I do have a life! Damnit. But with the sun blaring, I opted to make due and I simply took off my shirt and caught some rays during the wait. You know, if life throws you lemons, sit your ass on the porch and have some lemonade. What can I tell you… It takes work to maintain a proper tan!
Ms. Teen Sensation exited sometime later and did not disappoint. In Louboutin’s no less. Work it out diva.
But I couldn’t help but think ‘here is a seemingly “normal” kid – much like Lindsay once was perceived.’ And on the tail end of La-Lohan being marched into a correctional facility – for appearances sake on the part of the legal system - my thought ran with it and I wondered ‘should someone Gomez’ age be in a pair of stillettos that cost more than some folks make in a weeks salary? Fierceness and all…
Well to look good is to feel good and Gomez put her finger on that! Thank you for the photo beauty.
This is too much! Judge Marsha Revel has ordered professional party girl and sometime talented actress Lindsay Lohan to serve a 90 day sentence, reports TMZ.
I wake up bright and early Barcelona time to get to the beach, after getting in at damn near dawn, to find this outrage all over my emails.
90 days! As if La-Lohan had gone and raped some underage twink on a dancefloor in Vegas.
I for one find this an offensive travesty of justice. You just know that this Revel twat is grandstanding cuz she is getting press in the case.
LEAVE Lindsey Alone people. The world needs her level of crazy! She ain’t hurting no one but her own one time a-list professional screen standing.
If girl wants to have a Vodka-Red Bull for breakfast – that ain’t nobodies bussiness but hers and the promoters who are comp’ing them. A better lesson would be learned to leave her to her velvet-rope/VIP Room hopping ways until her liver protests!
Per court order Lohan must report back on July 20 to begin serving her time. Which you know will be like three hours… But still…
And of course there is video of the proceedings!
And I luv it!
It is so retro Studio 54-ish it borders on inspired!
Work it out, girl!
While all the other child star couterparts of her generation are falling apart, Duff is busy moving on with her career.
She should write that shit down for Lindsay and Britney!
The film also stars Chevy Chase and everyones favorite hobbit – Sean Astin.
I for one loved her casual chic ensemble with the hint of sun kissed skin. The clutch is amazing!
Reports screamed “It’s War!” style headlines when Linds was kept out of a Ronson family party this past weekend – by force at that! Evidently it took five men to keep that bitch out of the party…
So how does Linds see this as being spun into? Well, an EOnline exclusive quotes her as stating that the duo are on a slight hiatus.
“We are taking a brief break so I can focus on myself.”
Girl, even in lesbian terms the changing of locks bares some major significance. Move the fuck on. For sure there is other snatch to munch – younger, prettier and even butchier looking than Sams! Perhaps you should try a snatch with a little more Hollywood clout! Or just go back to dick – I always do…
And the thot plickens. Word coming out via Ok Mag is in the form of restraining orders. Charlotte Ronson – Sam’s sister, and the clan have taken it to the Beverly Hills Police Dept., apparently telling cops that, “[Lindsay] was trying to get into [their] party this weekend. We had to tell security to keep her out. Then she booked a room at the Chateau Marmont. Her room was right below… She also followed our brother Mark around.”
This shit has more drama than a Lifetime movie!
Linds – maybe, just maybe, you could take heed of your own words and focus on getting that shit act of yours together and salvage your career! Washed up at twenty-two ain’t cute!
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Girl has the LAPD looking for her ass!
Rather than be pressed looking for LiLo – who can be found shopping, lunching or leaving a handful of hot spots in WeHo round 2 in the morning – why can’t they take themselves down to Compton or Downtown LA and clear out the heathens loitering on the street…