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The brand of MachoFucker brought their hedonism to NYC last night with a special introductory fete, featuring a few of their most coveted on-screen talents live and in person. Can you feel our excitement? And we were afforded access to snap a few photos during the early hours of meet-and-greet. Special and tingly we truly feel. And how the hell do you say no to meeting up with the likes of Puerto Rican papi Antonio Biaggi, Aston, Peto Coast and petite cutie Robbie Mendez… You don’t! C’est pas possible.
Given that NYC has become as gentrified as it can possibly withstand, the mere idea of such a gathering had our feathers ruffled with anticipation. Cuz in truth, no further sanitizing can NY possibly withstand without self combustion. Lord help us.
This cleansing, we speak of, was commenced by Rudy Guiliani – of course. Give the Nazi of NYC credit where it is due.
Hell if there wasn’t a time, not that long ago, when you could be escorted out and/or 86′ed from a bar for making to move to the music blaring out of the sound system. Don’t act like you don’t recall such times. Sounds incredulous but ever so true.
But lets lay it out – Bloomberg hasn’t exactly corrected the extremism – bike lanes not withstanding! We truly those…
The party was well attended by the brands admirers and even saw the Po-Po show up. Now how is that for a successful venture and excitement filled night?
Shortly after the fuzz, the party received another visitor, claiming to be from the NY Health Dept, who made to confiscate earnings and liquor found on premise with claims of inappropriate activity transpiring on site. Hmmmm… Smells like a duck.
After careful deliberations, however, it stands to reason that a particular participants excitable response to the proceedings would indicate that there was a ruse to be found in the goings on. Sadly enough, the suspected individual, who hails from the sunshine state and was initially scheduled to perform (which we will name at a later date) seemed overly responsive to it all and conveniently disappeared shortly after alleged official vacated.
Don’t it sound like the smell of said duck quickly reaching a stench? Sad how some bitches roll…
But no matter fun was had by all.
Ras Icon, most commonly known as Jiggy Man, first gained the public’s attention starring in the trans-Atlantic films of Machofucker studios. A studio known as the go-to destination for inter-racial encounters devoid of any story-lines played out by the cast. The studio promises you nothing but well endowed tops getting down with the get down paired with the passive boys who are made to take it.
Don’t judge! It’s a popular medium.
Time and time again we have praised the power of – and declared our penchant for – pornography! It’s true. Blame our Catholic upbringing. But we are fully aware that not everyone shares our sentiment – publicly. So if this happens to apply to you, stop reading now!
But regardless of your opinion on the billion dollar industry – there are many differing positions – there is no denying some of the most attractive and skilled folks around reside in porn. We can personally attest to watching some who could make a killing putting together a how-to book for the less intuitive. But alas it’s not always a happy ending for the sexually daring lot who saunter about in the controversial profession. And if you doubt it much, then you are simply not paying attention. Time and again, stories of the untimely end to some of the most coveted and lusted after bodies can be read. Drugs and, well, yes, please, more drugs usually the cause.
This is not one of those times!
On the contrary. Jiggy Man would be one of the few individuals that stands to serve as a testament of having survived his experience and made the better for it. That’s right. He volunteered for the exxxperience because it was something he “always wanted to do,” gave it his all and then decidedly walked away to pursue the next chapter of his life unabashedly. Read the rest of this entry »