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Size does matter. Anyone who tells you otherwise is desperately attempting to compensate for their lack thereof. Given that we are fully aware how important size truly is, when hotness Michael Fassbender is scheduled to attend a NYC event – in this case a screening of his new animated flick “Frank,” alongside Maggie Gyllenhaal – well, WE ARE THERE! Read the rest of this entry »
We are ardent fans of James McAvoy. And with yesterdays humidity thrown into an already sweltering day of near all-time high temperature we would daresay that we have proven that ten fold. But no matter, love does for loves own sake. So when when we spotted the 33 year old Scottish actor of Narnia, Atonement, Wanted and Last King of Scotland fame (for all y’all Bronx folk who don’t know) standing directly across the street from us against a fence, well, we don’t mind admitting that we really did think we were losing it altogether due to heat exposure.
Damn it if it was not stifling.
But no! IT WAS HIM! We know not how he just up and surfaced to be standing there, but he did. And it took us a plum good few seconds to raise our camera, for so captured by his presence were we, and start snapping away.
Ordinarily we abhor when someone has this affect on us. Just not proper. But hell if he isn’t dreamy, so we just go for the ride.
And damn if we wouldn’t take a ride on that!
Alas, the set was filming on private hospital property and our mirage was short lived. But we’ll take five minutes of wonderful anytime.
We are also thrilled that McAvoy will be reprising his role in the X Men prequels alongside Michael Fassbender and Jennifer Lawrence immediately following completion of The Disappearance of Eleanor Rigby.
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Hollywood’s premiere go-to boy – Shia LeBeouf – has now gone and done his part to dispel the male full frontal taboo practice by traveling his narrow ass across the Atlantic up-a-ways to take part in Icelandic band Sigur Ros’s new music video for their song “Fjögur Píanó.” But before you go and let your panties cream, you should acknowledge that nothing is as taboo in the good ole US of A as male full-frontal nudity. That’s fact.
It’s as if the powers at be have pin-pointed the embodiment of male dominance residing solely in what lies behind that zipper. And well we don’t mind confirming to y’all that, in some cases, it does! Cuz truth be told, there are some men out there that can work you to within an inch of your breathing capacity and make every one of your nerve endings stand at attention – simultaneously! Or so we hear. While others – well, three minutes in and you want to tell them to get the fuck up and get the hell out! True story.
And y’all can thank the DailyBeast for bringing the son of a hippie’s attributes stateside.
We loudly applaud LeBeouf’s bravery in putting it all on display. We do… Doubly so as it incorporates interpretive modern dance. Bravo!
We also think he should’a trimmed that bush down before they yelled ‘action!’ But that’s another matter and one which not everyone shares in kind.
Clue: If you trim that shit, it will look bigger!
That the Beast felt the need to compile a reference point for all men who have gone and shared what’s hanging with the masses is just simply unkind. There is little need to compare a young mans foray into being filmed nekkid to that of Michael Fassbender’s amply endowed third leg!
And leave Daniel Radcliffe alone already.
Sure, it is a matter of size! We know. And anyone who says it isn’t is lying! But since you can’t really augment the length and width of what you were brought into the world with – you can thank your mother for that one – you do have other avenues to travel… Like learning to properly use what you are working with and incorporate some tongue artistry into the mix. Les you forget that the tongue is a muscle!
And for all we know LeBeouf could be working with some other talents that we just aren’t privy to. (It could happen…)
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We love ourselves some James McAvoy! And we happen to be a fan of the X Men series. So having the two in one shot is – well – heavenly! The more the merrier we say…
Alas, we couldn’t get to see an advance screening of the highly anticipated sure to be blockbuster but this is one we won’t mind paying for!
On a flip note… What is up with Michael Fassbender?
Brother raced through the step-and-repeat without so much as a sideways glance (if you don’t believe us – take a peep at the video!)
‘Why bother attending if that’s the attitude,’ we ask…? We personlly raced thru rush hour traffice and risked bodily injury to lay eyes on McAvoy.
We understood McAvoy had to race off the carpet due to a previously scheduled promotional appearance but he did his duty for the press line without a second thought.
Also in attendance: Zoe Kravitz, Rose Byrne, Kevin Bacon, January Jones and hotness twink-a-licious Lucas Till.
Damn, that boy is pretty!
An honorable mention goes to the retro dancer on the podium. She worked it out without breaking a sweat – made it look fabulously effortless!
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We are tickled that the X Men: First Class trailer is here. Even more so that the due date is June 3rd! James McAvoy is just so plain dreamy, and that Michael Fassbender dude is butch realness to boot.
We have already penned its arrival into our Outlook calendar and have watched this here preview more times than is fashionable. But we ain’t ashamed.
There is always something to look forward to with summer’s arrival!