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Barack Obama: Message From Your Constituent

President Obama delivers re-election speech in his home-base of Chicago on November 6, 2012.

We have expressed our relief at President Obama defeating the double-talks of ex-Governor Romney.  It should rightly feel like a win over the 1%, for many across the USA, as that man sleeps on $$$.  But one win does not problem erase make.  That’s for damn sure.  This very sentiment, in as much, was poignantly addressed in a moving acknowledgement speech live from Chicago.

And now that the position has been secured we thought we would share a message from our dear Dive Master Mashak with our re-elected leader – a sentiment of the people of these here United States as it were.


Dear President Obama:

We are happy that you have been re-elected for four more years.

We worked diligently to remove every obstacle we could see. To that end, we are partners with you in this success.

Your first term was marred by the fetid, lingering odor of the former regime: epic economic downturn, and stiff-necked obstructionism. We understand the difficultly one might face as a President to engage and inspire with such conditions extant; a notch short of anarchy…

Today has a different outlook!

Put it down hard and fast my brother and let’s, together, make this country the place it ought to be: Strong families, strong education, and an optimism for the future!

The haters are gonna stay haters, we will never get their support. Time is now and the place is here that we take our stance and build that legacy; “That we may tell it to generations following!”

Well, we couldn’t have scribed that better ourselves – at least so eloquently.  So Bravo to you Mashak.  You hit that mark on your first try and Romney should’ve come to you long ago for how-to tutorials on getting to the straight of it.

As for the Networks – well – CNN pointed to the very fact, during their Election 2012 results last night – how voting across the country pointed to a very divided sentiment between the Red & Blue.  Hardly a new phenom, one would say…  But one that, hopefully, we can, for once, overcome and steadfastly do as our leader called for in working not for politics sake but for the sake of the people that put those politicians in their very cushy posts.

Lets (try) to move forward!

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Barack Obama: Four More Years Forward!

Seen through a wire screen, President Barack Obama conducts a conference call to update New York Gov. Andrew Cuomo and other New York officials on the ongoing federal government response to Hurricane Sandy, Nov. 1, 2012. The President made the call backstage at the University of Colorado in Boulder. (Official White House Photo by Pete Souza)

We can’t begin to express the relief showering upon us presently!  Barack Obama has won his re-election bid, guaranteeing us FOR MORE YEARS to move the country out of the mess Bush dug the country into!

This is better than our first orgasm.  And certainly will have a longer duration.  Cuz thinking back on that moment, all those years back, it was like it came and went!  Although to our own defense we did have an immeasurable recycling resilience.

Word is the Romney is not ready to concede defeat – as if that is of any surprise.

We personally hate it when folks don’t know to acknowledge when the party is over and its time for them to take their raggedy ass back to their compound to further plan changes to their annual and personally shifted Olympics!


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Election Day 2012: Everyone Poops But One Smells Better!

Zoe sends voters a message: Everyone Poops! But y’all need pay attention to who’s poop is wretched!

The ole adage “out of the mouths of babes” has never been stronger than today with this here photo of cutey-petuty Zoe Sophie on Election Day 2012 proclaiming:   “Everyone Poops!” She is not only a beauty but a smart little cookie that one is!  The question is, in all sincerity, who’s poop is just simply wretched!

Ain’t little surprise to y’all that we are Team Obama.  That man has steadfastly fought an uphill battle of partisan politics in Washington – at times in the face of his own party.  But as his beautiful wife so eloquently stated in Des Moines last night, he’s “never waivered.”

But that is not to say that we wouldn’t pay attention to a Republican candidate who came along shooting straight from the hip.  We like to keep options available.

Romney, however, ain’t him!

Shape-shifter that he is, we have watched him, time and again, brush his aforementioned statements under a convenient rug as he panders to a people who deserve better but, should he be elected, will likely be the ones made to sweep up and swallow said lies.  With no sign of shame for for the fib he is selling.

The NY Times, being the high-brow folks they are, broke it down nicely:

“PolitiFact has chronicled 19 “pants on fire” lies by Mr. Romney and 7 by Mr. Obama since 2007, but Mr. Romney’s whoppers have been qualitatively far worse: the “apology tour,” the “government takeover of health care,” the “$4,000 tax hike on middle class families,” the gutting of welfare-to-work rules, the shipment by Chrysler of jobs from Ohio to China. Said one of his pollsters, Neil Newhouse, “We’re not going to let our campaign be dictated by fact checkers.”

To be sure, the Obama campaign has certainly had its own share of dissembling and distortion, including about Mr. Romney’s positions on abortion and foreign aid. But nothing in it — or in past campaigns, for that matter — has equaled the efforts of the Romney campaign in this realm. Its fundamental disdain for facts is something wholly new.”

So you see!  Zoe Sophie is right, at her tender age.  We all poop. But here is a concise totaling of who’s poop is stacked the highest!

Well today is that day to take it to the polls.

So we urge y’all to vote – wisely – & do your math.  For us?  We personally gear to brave the cold frost hitting NY to do as we preach to y’all.

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Obama vs Romney: Four More Years!

President Barack Obama and Mitt Romney Square Off in The 2nd of 3 Presidential Debates – Held in NY.

Keeping with a political tone, we dutifully stayed out asses glued to our laptop to catch the 2nd (of 3) Obama vs Romney presidential debates.  We did this, in large part, to see how our president would tackle a man with so many character and political flaws that it begged the question of why he is still in the running.  But we are all too familiar with there being no actual shame in political arenas.  And dumb-ass is ambitious if nothing else.

We can’t say that Obama disappointed – and handled himself with respect and tact – but we were still left with the deeply rooted desire that someone – anyone at last nights debate – simply confronted Romney with a basic question of “tell us what the breakdown of your plan entails” instead of the rhetoric of repeated catch phrases he seems so good at.

Criticizing is to be expected but please follow it up with something better – in detail – is our position.

But there were points to marvel at.  Like, for example, we especially love how post his video debacle where he wrote off 47% of Americans as needy hand-out wanting lazy asses, he now cares about everybody equally.  Wow!

Must be that Mormonism.

We also loved Obama’s quip on the portfolio jab…  For sure Obama’s isn’t as big as Romney’s but daresay that is likely the only large member Romney has.

We are still left with the desire that our present Commander in Chief would throw away his tact and diplomacy and would turn and shut Romney down and reduce him to the level he ought to be brought down to!

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Rosie Perez: Mitt Romney Latino Statement Response

Rosie Perez takes on Mitt Romney’s attack on Latino voters.

We try not tackling politics on folks.  It’s dull and nothing more than a elongated four letter word.  And, why use longer expletives than needed?  There is also the general practice of bias by folks.  We find that people are going to support a candidate within their party and hell to the evidence of wrongs or character flaws there be looking them in the face.  Like take Mitt Romney for example.  The man has all but sworn his looking down at 47% of Americans as nothing more than lazy non-willing to work poor-is-me takers and yet there are those who would march their way on their knees over jagged cement to support his privileged ass..

Say nothing of his Mexican sneers.  But we betcha their are a slew of Latinos still willing to cast a vote for the well-to-do wanna-be president.  Cuz, well, you know, Romney will share the wealth and see them as exceptions to the rest of em…

News flash for those Latinos:  He isn’t going to share it with y’all, nor is he going to let you become a member of his elitist club!  Stop it already, dumb-asses.

It’s a twisted version of tunnel vision – the support any one party member shows for their identified candidate that is – or selective vision, as we prefer to say…  Sad but wholeheartedly true.

We will however make an exception with this here Rosie Perez response to Mitt Romney’s suggestion of it being easier for a Latino.  Cuz y’all know how we grow cash out back alongside those Avocado plants. And most Latino’s have someone sitting at a desk ready to sign that check so their kid can schlep off to Harvard, they just chose not to go cuz what would be the point in taking that opportunity.

Try as we might, however, we couldn’t possibly do it the justice girlfriend uses to break it down so beautifully for the masses.  So we won’t even try any further.  But we couldn’t pass on the opportunity of mixing up the celebrity content – say nothing of the NSFW material – on here with a some sass from a true ass Puerto Rican..

So it is with this sentiment in mind that we give the floor to Ms. Perez of the Bronx, NY.

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Full Frontal Freedom: Message With a Beat

Full Frontal Freedom releases Romney boy band parody.

Five hot ass guys from Full Frontal Freedom – comprised of Colby Melvin, Quinn C. Jaxon, David Brackett, Brandon R. Brown and Johnathan Myers – have gone and taken a Brit boy band song (don’t ask us which band or which song) and created the hottest Romney based parody EVER!  And we’ll tell you that if the Brits had gone and utilized a theme such as this in their own video, we’d know their song.

FYI:  Full Frontal Freedom is a coalition of independent artists and media folks using our creativity to promote civic engagement.

There are five things we love.  A pool, Grey Goose, hot guys, honest dialogue and sticking it to a man who has his own reality not to say anything about the Romney Olympics which come with evolving guidelines and rules to best feature his own aging skills.

This video is priceless and as if the surfacing of the hidden recording of Mr. 1 % telling his Republican supporters how 47% of Americans are freeloaders weren’t enouph, we thought this here summation of a complete profile overview would drive it home with a beat!

Yes, we read that article Mr. Romney.  Dumb-ass gold winner, hands down.

The Grey Goose bottles were an amazing touch.  Won our hearts over in an instant.  As with all bands, one always has a fave…  But in this case it’s really hard to pick just one – but we have.  We just ain’t saying.

It did not escape us how much of a resemblance there is between the lead in this band and one Desperate Housewives gardener named Jesse Metcalfe.  Way hot!

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