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DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If there is one thing those messy Jersey Shore children can do is party hard! But apparently its not just with bottom shelf liquor. Oh No! Those MF”ers go at it like farm animals. The gang of the famed MTV New Jersey based “reality” gig appear to have themselves a special heavy hitter style user in their midst, reports Radar Online. Jonathan “The Unit” Manfre, who touts himself as one buff -assed tight bodied trainer to cast member Mike Sorrentino – skin tight he is – has now been indicted on his Summer 2011 arrest for possession of a “powdery like substance” outside the house of debauchery.
NJ Police investigators now claim lab results indicate the substance resulted as allegedly being determined to be non-other than the horse tranquilizer club drug Ketamine, or Special K, a class third degree felony. The indictment comes with a possible 3 to 5 year sentence if found guilty.
We wonder, if convicted – not likely as “celebrity” never sees civilian results – if MTV will look to throw Manfre his own spin-off. Perhaps they could even call it Hard Bottom Unit!
Has a catchy ring to it, no?
It would certainly be an appropriate title, all components considered, we think. Cuz you know with a body like that the brothers won’t even wait for him to drop the soap. Hell if they wouldn’t be clambering for a first crack of that fine piece!
And damn if a scene with him on all fours, back arched, knees shoulder width apart, readied for a downward dog move, wouldn’t be the hottest visual EVER! Stretch it out…
Manfre’s case is scheduled for a January 10th court date – although the man of the hour is not expected to appear.
We can’t help but wonder how an indictment of this severity does not require him to appear before the judge? Or how there isn’t a mugshot for the supporting cast member. And this all in a state that gloated over admitting practicing racial profiling.
Doesn’t seem kosher.
That’s MTV pull for you!
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Comedic actor and sometimes lewd mess Andy Dick, here pictured attempting to tongue Fred Durst at the MTV VMA’s circa 01, has been arrested for alleged sexual assault in West Virginia, FoxNews reports .
“Based upon statements of two victims and independent witness accounts alleging that he had engaged in unwanted and uninvited groping of the two victims’ genital areas, Andrew R. Dick (AKA Andy Dick) of South Pasadena, Calif., was arrested and charged with two counts of Sex Abuse in the First Degree,” Huntington Police Department statement reads.
The one time uber funny and talented “News Radio” alum has, in recent years, been on a steadfast downward spiral with alcohol and narcotics his constant companion. Seriously y’all this mothafucka has been thru rehab more times than LiLo and Winehouse put together.
This marks one additional bout with molestation charges – which violates his 2008 probation on a similar conviction involving a teen.
Sad part in the story is that Dick is actually funny. But brotha man, one can only look past a talents shortcomings but so many times before you get written off!
Heres your chance to win a ripe rimming from the prettiest twink in all the land. Just guess the teen sensations in the studio contrived romance in the pic. The duo recently stopped by the MTV TRL studios to promote their latest Disney project.
Although in all black – a ghetto Black Swan number, Ms. B proved to be beyond help. Stop wearing your mothers’ “House of Dereon” designs!
ADDENDUM: Add thief to her credits! Check out WWTDD’s post on BK!