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Miranda Kerr: Nude Polaroids Surface


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Aussie VS model Miranda Kerr pictured in a set of nude polaroids shot by French photog Laurent Darmon.

Aussie Victoria Secret supermodel turned Orlando Bloom baby momma Miranda Kerr has faced newly surfaced nudes with tongue and cheek.  But hell, how else to do it given her whole career is about tits and ass – and a lucrative venture at that it really is!  So we are befuddled over the hoopla over a set of alleged “unauthorized” nude Polaroids shot by famed French photog Laurent Darmon surfacing and making the rounds these past few days.  Slow celeb news days will do this to the under-worked folks pretending to be “journalists.”

As if the beauty getting to make beaucoup $$$ for strutting and showing off her attributes and getting to shag one of the most coveted Brit specimens EVER weren’t enuf already!  No, we have to endure having our noses rubbed into it and be made to feel guilty about being lax’ed on our gym regiment.

WTF?

We don’t see the big to do.  Not really.  Less it’s really about how she isn’t adding bank to her account with the release of these here photos.  And you know that’s where its at.

We have a simple approach to such matters…  If you don’t want something getting out simply don’t do it!  And by the looks of the photos, Ms. Kerr was all too happy to show off her hot piece of ass and perky and quite appealing tits!

Yes, y’all, it’s about the tits and ass.

Sure we would be happier were they of her love Bloom.  In that Lord of The Rings blond wig please!  But we do appreciate beauty when faced with it and the photos do the subject justice so lets leave it at that.

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr at The Good Doctor TFF premiere in NYC

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Jake Gyllenhaal: Do I Make You Horny?


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Alleged Jake Gyllenhaal Nude Surfaces on Line Post Grace Jones Pose

Perusing the unmentionable online destinations we stumbled upon this here alleged pic of hotness Jake Gyllenhaal, in all his glory.  The posting was accompanied by a statement professing its unquestionable authenticity.  No word or mention of the purported source or how the photo became public.

Hmmmm.

We went in for a detailed look and upon closer inspection one can say it bares a remarkable likeness – yes, it’s something that can be achieved via Photoshop, we know.  But the hair, grin and body – circa Prince of Persia and Love & Other Drugs – would all substantiate believe-ability.  This could be R-E-A-L y’all!  And the notable circumcision would lend itself as hard concrete evidence, not to mention applicable.

But for all tense and purposes we will maintain ALLEGED.

We like ourselves some G!  How can we not?  He’s handsome.  Talented.  A boy next door type of the chosen persuasion – unlike ourselves.  Yes, that would suggest we are of the uncut and uncensored portion of society, but hell if we don’t think diversity is the splice of life!

But les we digress further, we will return to the photo in hand.

Curiously, the pic with the alleged Gyllenhaal likeness in the iconic Grace Jones’ position was quickly denounced by his team.  Too much of a protest for a fake, we think…  This here full-frontal, however, has not received any such objection, that we are aware of…  (Please correct us if we are wrong!)

Interesting?  Perhaps.

We can’t help but recall a certain Kwanten photo, which we posted, that subsequently resulted in an official statement from the True Blood sex kitten’s team unequivacably denying the photo’s authenticity.  (Same photo which the charming folks at HuffPost commented on and wrongfully credited to an alternate source.) Dumbasses.)   But what does come to mind in reviewing this here alleged Gyllenhaal full monty depiction is how little we care whether or not it’s real!

And dare we say, we are not alone!

Why fuck with the fantasy is our continued position!  (Call us cheap, depraved, perverted, lustful – we’ll take it!  And take it well.)

And in the end, there is little wrong with nudity.

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Summer Like Heat

Well the warm weather had finally arrived here in NY – albeit only during sunlight hours. But I will take it where I can get it.

And on the topic of getting it… can someone please tell me where I can find me some of this!

I’m not much on the whole leave it to the imagination – and he clearly requires none!

I swear that is one hot piece that, angled correctly, could likely cause some auto-ejaculations…

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Reader Request: Sunjata Nude

I do try to give my readers what they want. And when the request is in the form of flesh of a Yum-ness like Daniel “Rescue Me” Sunjata – well, how can I say no?
Reader AsiaFlava put forth the thought of posting nudes of the multi-ethnic specimen from his role in the Broadway run of “Take Me Out.”
Well AsiaFlava, here you go!
I must say I am all to happy to comply. I have already professed my adoration for this man. His lips leave me salivating for a taste and his caramel complexion would make for an amazing contrast against my fair skin.
Observe how even in these shower scene photos, in a cold ass theater, shrinkage has not made a dent in Mr. Sunjata’s endowment! That must be partly attributed to German engineering. Bravo!

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Pillow Talk

This is how waking up in the morning should be!

Lord knows, if I had that laying next to me, I wouldn’t ever get out of bed…

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Hot Chocolate Best in Winter

When I think of my childhood and winter, I think of hot chocolate, and of better times.

It seemed like that’s all that was required to go from an average day to special. A sure quick fix-all to easing away any perceived hardship of the day – you scraped your knee? Here’s some hot chocolate! You’re snowed in? Let me whip up some hot coco…

Moms would break out the NestQuick and voila! All would be right with the world! Rich tasting and full of stuff good for you.

Well, present day, hot chocolate still has this affect, easing away stress like nothing else on earth. It tastes best when served hot, requires little condiments and can be savored slowly!

Hell, at times, I’d willingly give a whole lot that I don’t have just to have me some hot chocolate – anyday!

Let Mr. Winter knock at the window – if I can turn to find me having that hard rich soothing drink – well, I wouldn’t even need the socks…

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Licking Up Jolly

The holidays are a dark stressful period for many. What with trying to please folks on your list, appear jolly and managing the hordes of lines everywhere you go. Can be enough to drive you MAD!

So here is a basic suggestion to ease the entry into the tightest of stockings!

And if you’re feeling generous, you can always give the matching set in a different color – mocha is popular… But in the end, I promise, this gift will go in smoothly!

And whats most fantabulous is that you can order it online! It comes in different sizes, and is genetically gifted (I’m biased, I’m a nipple man…) – I strongly suggest goin with the 9.5×7.

Happy-happy, merry-merry!

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Jacobs Bares All for LV

I LUV me some Marc Jacobs! Ever since the first time I laid eyes on him in the Roxy foyer, years ago. A yummy specimen with long hair, a thin frame and cigarette in one hand with a cocktail in the other – I wanted some!

I knew he was a bit highbrow (even then) but I didn’t care. I wanted to get him naked like an alcoholic wants a drink… I never did get my taste but hopes Springs’ eternal.

And just when I thought the past had buried the desire comes a nekkid pic of my boyhood wet dream!

The LV uber designer bares all for photographer Terry Richardson. The photos are for an ad that also commemorates the Rizzoli release of the Stephen Sprouse book and Deitch Projects retrospective exhibit. “It’s a limited release, timed to coincide with the opening,Amy Larocca reports for Bazaar.com

Look at that damn tan line! Lickable…

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Birthday Wishes to Duhamel

A happy B-lated Birthday wish to hottie Josh Duhamel. It was yesterday the 14th…

I don’t know how old he is but damn papi, you deserve to get whatever you wished for.

In Truth I just wanted an excuse to post this nude pic of him.

He’s so yummy.

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Equus Revealed

Daniel Radcliffe’s stint in the Broadway revival of “Equus” has been talked about to deaf. Or rather his nude scene has – and this dates back to the London run of the show.
But now I can bring you a glimpse of it in action, thanks to the folks at OMG Blog who have surfaced some up-close and “personal” footage of the much talked bout scene – shot from the front row.

So close is the footage you can make out that Mr. Radcliffe has: a) growth potential; b) is BARE – and I don’t mean as in naked. We know that already! I mean bare as in not even a discernible amount of peach fuzz on that ripe bum of his. And c) it appears that he man-scapes his pubes.

That a boy… (no one likes to floss while going deep!) I have a new found respect for the young thespian.

I think a TONY is in the works!

I wonder if I could request a closer inspection…

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Traveling Light

Searching for a new back-pack online, I stopped short on the web super-highway when i came across this number. It’s exactly what every urbanite needs – fully plowable and soft to the touch…

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Lopez Swings

As if I needed any further reason to fall to my knees in praise of Feliciano Lopez – I come accross this spread! My future ex-husband bared it all for art… This layout is reportedly from a trans-Atlantic Cosmo magazine and is flooding the web and my testosterone levels! Now I’m left with wondering who wiped that down in the end…

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