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Aussie Victoria Secret supermodel turned Orlando Bloom baby momma Miranda Kerr has faced newly surfaced nudes with tongue and cheek. But hell, how else to do it given her whole career is about tits and ass – and a lucrative venture at that it really is! So we are befuddled over the hoopla over a set of alleged “unauthorized” nude Polaroids shot by famed French photog Laurent Darmon surfacing and making the rounds these past few days. Slow celeb news days will do this to the under-worked folks pretending to be “journalists.”
As if the beauty getting to make beaucoup $$$ for strutting and showing off her attributes and getting to shag one of the most coveted Brit specimens EVER weren’t enuf already! No, we have to endure having our noses rubbed into it and be made to feel guilty about being lax’ed on our gym regiment.
We don’t see the big to do. Not really. Less it’s really about how she isn’t adding bank to her account with the release of these here photos. And you know that’s where its at.
We have a simple approach to such matters… If you don’t want something getting out simply don’t do it! And by the looks of the photos, Ms. Kerr was all too happy to show off her hot piece of ass and perky and quite appealing tits!
Yes, y’all, it’s about the tits and ass.
Sure we would be happier were they of her love Bloom. In that Lord of The Rings blond wig please! But we do appreciate beauty when faced with it and the photos do the subject justice so lets leave it at that.
Perusing the unmentionable online destinations we stumbled upon this here alleged pic of hotness Jake Gyllenhaal, in all his glory. The posting was accompanied by a statement professing its unquestionable authenticity. No word or mention of the purported source or how the photo became public.
We went in for a detailed look and upon closer inspection one can say it bares a remarkable likeness – yes, it’s something that can be achieved via Photoshop, we know. But the hair, grin and body – circa Prince of Persia and Love & Other Drugs – would all substantiate believe-ability. This could be R-E-A-L y’all! And the notable circumcision would lend itself as hard concrete evidence, not to mention applicable.
But for all tense and purposes we will maintain ALLEGED.
We like ourselves some G! How can we not? He’s handsome. Talented. A boy next door type of the chosen persuasion – unlike ourselves. Yes, that would suggest we are of the uncut and uncensored portion of society, but hell if we don’t think diversity is the splice of life!
But les we digress further, we will return to the photo in hand.
Curiously, the pic with the alleged Gyllenhaal likeness in the iconic Grace Jones’ position was quickly denounced by his team. Too much of a protest for a fake, we think… This here full-frontal, however, has not received any such objection, that we are aware of… (Please correct us if we are wrong!)
We can’t help but recall a certain Kwanten photo, which we posted, that subsequently resulted in an official statement from the True Blood sex kitten’s team unequivacably denying the photo’s authenticity. (Same photo which the charming folks at HuffPost commented on and wrongfully credited to an alternate source.) Dumbasses.) But what does come to mind in reviewing this here alleged Gyllenhaal full monty depiction is how little we care whether or not it’s real!
And dare we say, we are not alone!
Why fuck with the fantasy is our continued position! (Call us cheap, depraved, perverted, lustful – we’ll take it! And take it well.)
And in the end, there is little wrong with nudity.
Lord knows, if I had that laying next to me, I wouldn’t ever get out of bed…
Moms would break out the NestQuick and voila! All would be right with the world! Rich tasting and full of stuff good for you.
Let Mr. Winter knock at the window – if I can turn to find me having that hard rich soothing drink – well, I wouldn’t even need the socks…
So here is a basic suggestion to ease the entry into the tightest of stockings!
Look at that damn tan line! Lickable…
I don’t know how old he is but damn papi, you deserve to get whatever you wished for.
In Truth I just wanted an excuse to post this nude pic of him.
He’s so yummy.
So close is the footage you can make out that Mr. Radcliffe has: a) growth potential; b) is BARE – and I don’t mean as in naked. We know that already! I mean bare as in not even a discernible amount of peach fuzz on that ripe bum of his. And c) it appears that he man-scapes his pubes.
That a boy… (no one likes to floss while going deep!) I have a new found respect for the young thespian.
I think a TONY is in the works!
I wonder if I could request a closer inspection…