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Justin Bieber: Gets Cheeky and Moons Public

Justin Bieber bares his smooth ass on his social networking site.

Justin Bieber bares his smooth ass on his social networking site.

Following talk of twink sugar-pop prince Justin Bieber lighting up and smoking on some of the good stuff comes a self-posted ass photo, via his personal social networking site, which can only be proclaimed as a message to rim his smooth ass!

We didn’t personally catch the shortly thereafter removed photo but thankfully one of our ardent supporters sent us a copy prior to its disappearance.  And for that we are immensely thankful.

Of course adamant detractors screamed from the heavens of the nudes which were “leaked” shortly after the Bieb’s property was stolen.  But we daresay they can’t backtrack on this one!  (We hold steadfast that the previous nudes are real!)

So if you are of the cheap thrills bunch, well, feast on this indisputable tidbit.

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Justin Timberlake: Flashes Penis Peeing in Pool

Alleged shot of Justin Timberlake relieving himself in a shallow pool.

Alleged shot of Justin Timberlake relieving himself in a shallow pool.

Word has it that N’Sync’s alum turned big screen actor, Justin Timberlake, is making his way back into the musical arena.  Some call it bringing sexy back.  Don’t make that face at us – we didn’t pen that ourselves.  But off we went trawling around for intel.

Nothing really came of the musical notes being reported – truth is we just don’t care that much.  Although if you are so inclined for word of his imminent return you can check here!

But we did come across is this here shot of an alleged Timberlake – pre-marriage to Jessica Biel – relieving himself in a shallow pool in full view of spectators.

Like many a celebrity nude – this here shot has been debated ad nauseum.   And if you are looking at us for the definitive word on the matter – well – all we can tell you is there is an incredible likeness.  Too much of one for it to not be him.  So suck it up and just accept that JT is a douche like many others.

We have heard about this shot – repeatedly.  From many a fellow blogger.  Although we were never that interested.  He just doesn’t get our panties in a twist.  And after finally reviewing the much talked about pic, here posted for your own review, we are fully justified in our position.

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Zachary Quinto: Full Frontal

Zachary Quinto full frontal.

Zachary Quinto full frontal.

Feast your eyes on Zachary Quinto.  In all his uncensored glory!  At least we believe it so.  We love it when an object of desire bares it all for his devotees.  Cuz lets face it, fan-dom is all about being ravished (or ravishing,) or at least thinking you can, by the object of your – at times misguided – affection.

Quinto has always been someone we’ve found alluring…  There is simply something about him that is brazen.

Well, this here portrait (don’t ask us who shot it!) keeps in that style.

We would gladly get to work on it once he man-scaped the body-hair.  Just a preference…

But it would seem that his beau Jonathan Groff, on the other hand, minds very little the idea of flossing.  But who are we to judge.

The coupling certainly evidences opposites attracting, we would say.  An over abundance of hair or no hair, as is the case with Groff, we sure wouldn’t mind playing peeping Tom on their goings-on.

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Joey Kovar: Opiate Overdose Death Ruling

MTV’s Real World alum Joey Kovar’s death cause ruled opiate overdose.

Juiced muscle Mary looking Real World alum Joey Kovar died as a cause of opiates, report state.

We haven’t watched anything MTV related in quite sometime and rightly had no idea who the pretty smile belonged to and why anyone needed to care.  So we had to go on the research quest to figure out who this fool was with a fucked up hair-do.

Seriously, y’all!  Who styled him and/or told his dumbass that the front sweep in that overly-gelled do was attractive?  On the flip side, he did see the error in his ways and let the do grow out.

Our search, lo-and-behold – landed us on his Playgirl run and we got to see his other attributes.  Not that there is anything to get overly excited about.  Evidently the juice didn’t make all things grow on the 29-year-old.

But we couldn’t help having a tinge of sympathy for Kovar.  Fame – and it’s pursuit – can be a bitch!

RIP Kovar.

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Bobby Cannavale: Full Frontal

Hotness Bobby Cannavale full frontal in Boardwalk Empire.

We can’t begin to tell you what stumbling across these here full-frontal screen grabs of hotness Bobby Cannavale in Boardwalk Empire brought on for us.  It was like having a cold-sweat fainting spell with an outer-body experience – simultaneously.

Once we came to and suppressed another bout of the vapors we were left jonesing to be afforded an internship on the shows costume department.

We have a whole new lever of desire for the tall 6.2 1/2 thespian.

It is also nice to see he is anatomically correct!  And that’s soft.  Heaven help whoever gets to ride that erect.

Yummy Bobby Cannavale at The Other Guys world premiere

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Channing Tatum: Magic Mike Candid

Channing Tatum on the set of Magic Mike.

And still more material surfaces from the Magic Mike behind the scenes shenanigans.  Feast your eyes on this here unobstructed view of Channing Tatum and his glorious perfectly formed ass.

It’s the stuff of dreams.

The candid shot was taken on the set of the soon to be released on DVD film and we are thankful someone decided to share it with us all – as if we needed any reasons to wake up with a reason to get back into bed & fantasize of hotness.

Now, we know you are saying ‘we’ve seen all there is to see of Tatum!’  But as a good acquaintance once said to us ” more wants more!”

 

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Tom Hardy: Ass Up Face Down

Tom Hardy assumes the position in a nude self-pic.

Tom Hardy?  We didn’t get all the hoopla about him really.  Sure, he is cute.  And we wouldn’t have passed it up were we presented with an opportunity.  But we can’t truly say that we were salivating over it.  That is not until we came across this here (purported) photo of Bane in a position we would risk suffocating for rushing in tongue first!

We kid you not.  That ass is a thing of beauty.

God bless Mr. Hardy – from the back cuz the front looks like it is lacking.

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Justin Bieber: NSFW Nudes Surface Post Theft

Justin Bieber joins the celebrity leaked-nudes club!

Twink-a-licious Justin Bieber joins the bevy of celebrity folks with leaked nudes.  And fans rush to decry foul.  But the evidence would suggest authenticity.  Right down to the smooth torso and body art that adorns the Canadian crooner.

On the tail-end of his personal computer and camera being nicked comes word on the internet of nude pics surfacing of a pre-pubescent looking boys body posing for stills with ink prominently visible matching that of Biebs.

Coincidence?  Possibly.

We don’t know for sure whether they are indeed factual, but we ain’t putting nothing past it!  But for now we are going with the fact that all evidence points to truth.  Cuz lets face it… Biebs is hardly the innocent he so desperately purports to be.  And the body matches.

If it smells, sounds and looks like a duck that ain’t never done a push-up – then the quack is the very one that y’all see on stage!

Only question is how long before the sex tape surfaces.  Cuz it ain’t going to be too far off.

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Lindsay Lohan: James Deen Canyons Trailer

Lindsay Lohan and James Deen film The Canyons.

Lindsay Lohan’s return to the big screen is the stuff of constant fodder.  But the time has arrived and will mark a co-starring role opposite some two-bit hetero porn-wanna-be-starlet named James Deen.  That his “stage name” is a jump-off of a more famous, somewhat controversial (for his time) 20th century a-lister and troubled individual doesn’t get lost on us.

Not one bit.

That the Mean Girls star would reduce her waning chances at a true comeback by starring opposite someone so desperate from the word go to achieve infamy is where we stopped and can’t seem to get passed that gear.

Out of curiosity we had to go and look up this out of shape self-proclaimed porn impresario and see if there were any redeeming traits to warrant benefit of the doubt.

Que drums!

What we found was not much to get a rise out of.   His blog for instance can only be described as a lackluster experience.  Even by hetero standards.  The snatch he mainly features – as opposed to his own bodily parts – are beat up and resemble relics of passed around the bathroom stalls of dive bars on the West Coast type of snatch.  And when you get to the bare essentials of his package – well – it hardly measures up.

Sure, some would say its nothing to send home but we measure from a whole different perspective.

Would it hurt him to do a push-up or two?  Say nothing of a stomach crunch…

Suffice to say that American Gigolo he is not.

The movie trailer to her return project is as cheesy as it promises – we give it that.  For sure the folks behind the Liz Taylor bio-pic, which looms on the horizon, are non-too pleased with what precedes their efforts.

But don’t take our word for it.  Take a look see for yourselves…

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Alison Pill: Topless Twitter Photo

Alison Pill garners national attention after tweeting a self-topless photo on her social network site.

Everyone is up at arms over actress Alison Pill and her topless self-pic posted via her Twitter account.  We, on the other hand, applaud her for being comfortable enough to bare her attributes with the masses.  Cuz let’s face it everyone – if not everything – on the planet has a set of nipples and ever woman has themselves some breasts.

Truth be told, we couldn’t rightly place Ms. Pill right off the back.  So we had to go and do a little bit of Googling.  Lo and behold, she starred in Pillars of The Earth, a series we loved!  She has also starred in Milk, Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen, Midnight in Paris and most recently, Newsroom.  She also has two upcoming projects we will certainly be on the lookout for – Snowpiercer and Thicker.

Kudos to her!

But of course the good ole USA being founded on puritan values… the powers that be capitalize on the very object of their focused attention.

A deeply rooted contradiction in terms.

We fondly recall a time some many years back while attending an opening attended by Rob Lowe where he walked up to our dear friend Tracie and stuck his face right between her ample bosom.

Shocking?

Hell no!  He was fine as wine.  Made us want to rush out and get ourselves a pair – truth be told.

So here is to the empowerment of women and their breasts the world over!

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Prince Harry: NSFW Butt Ass Nekkid!

Prince Harry uncensored!

We knew it would surface & alas it has.  Here you have the hotness of British Prince Harry butt-ass nekkid during his frolicking holiday in Vegas a few weeks ago.

Reports indicate that there is a video being shopped around…  No word on the entire content on the footage – as yet.

You gotta admire the young royal.  He has handled it quietly and sans apology for his playboy ways.

Young and full of jizz!

Love that about him.

We do however feel the invasion of his privacy by some skanks looking to cash in after being afforded his company and hospitality.

But lets face it…  Vegas is hardly the place to go befriending undercover ho’s and pimps.

Lord knows if we had the privilege of witnessing that fine ass of his 1st hand we would gladly curtsy and bury the evidence.

But alas, it is little surprise that there are less than honorable folks in Vegas.

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Nathaniel Marshall: NSFW Nude Self Photos

American Idol’s Nathaniel Marshall nude self-pics surface.

American Idol runner up Nathaniel Marshall has joined the elite bunch of reality television nudist.  Photos have surfaced of the pudgy singer in all his glory.  And we must say that the ass is banging!  Smooth and supple.

We are not kidding.  The ass is without a doubt the highlight of the set and given the pose utilized to capture the moment we’d go as far as to say that it’s a safe bet Marshall is of the passive persuasion.  As if the above photo featuring a headband weren’t enough proof…

We could’ve done without the g-string shot, however, but far it be from us to censor it for y’all.

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