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Everyone is up at arms over actress Alison Pill and her topless self-pic posted via her Twitter account. We, on the other hand, applaud her for being comfortable enough to bare her attributes with the masses. Cuz let’s face it everyone – if not everything – on the planet has a set of nipples and ever woman has themselves some breasts.
Truth be told, we couldn’t rightly place Ms. Pill right off the back. So we had to go and do a little bit of Googling. Lo and behold, she starred in Pillars of The Earth, a series we loved! She has also starred in Milk, Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen, Midnight in Paris and most recently, Newsroom. She also has two upcoming projects we will certainly be on the lookout for – Snowpiercer and Thicker.
Kudos to her!
But of course the good ole USA being founded on puritan values… the powers that be capitalize on the very object of their focused attention.
A deeply rooted contradiction in terms.
We fondly recall a time some many years back while attending an opening attended by Rob Lowe where he walked up to our dear friend Tracie and stuck his face right between her ample bosom.
Hell no! He was fine as wine. Made us want to rush out and get ourselves a pair – truth be told.
So here is to the empowerment of women and their breasts the world over!
We knew it would surface & alas it has. Here you have the hotness of British Prince Harry butt-ass nekkid during his frolicking holiday in Vegas a few weeks ago.
Reports indicate that there is a video being shopped around… No word on the entire content on the footage – as yet.
You gotta admire the young royal. He has handled it quietly and sans apology for his playboy ways.
Young and full of jizz!
Love that about him.
We do however feel the invasion of his privacy by some skanks looking to cash in after being afforded his company and hospitality.
But lets face it… Vegas is hardly the place to go befriending undercover ho’s and pimps.
Lord knows if we had the privilege of witnessing that fine ass of his 1st hand we would gladly curtsy and bury the evidence.
But alas, it is little surprise that there are less than honorable folks in Vegas.
American Idol runner up Nathaniel Marshall has joined the elite bunch of reality television nudist. Photos have surfaced of the pudgy singer in all his glory. And we must say that the ass is banging! Smooth and supple.
We are not kidding. The ass is without a doubt the highlight of the set and given the pose utilized to capture the moment we’d go as far as to say that it’s a safe bet Marshall is of the passive persuasion. As if the above photo featuring a headband weren’t enough proof…
We could’ve done without the g-string shot, however, but far it be from us to censor it for y’all.
We can’t say that we are all that surprised by the surfacing of nude pics of hotness Prince Harry and some skank in Vegas during a strip billiards game this past week.
TMZ posted two doctored images, presumably from a set, and we ask them why? Why doctor them Harvey?
So much so and to the point of putting a star on that smooth bum of his? Is that really necessary?
Clearly Principeso didn’t mind letting it all air out! And we should honor his free spirit by paying it back in kind…
We hate ourselves some censorship! We do. Can’t help it.
Why even bother is our state of mind if you are going to censor the very thing that makes it worth posting?
Not judging anyone, simply making an observation is all…
We are also left wondering if Lochte was in on the strip billiards match post pool race… And if so, where are the pics?
Now, you know Harry is a freak! Cuz papi was playing strip billiards with a Group of folks. That spells a propensity for group activity if y’all know what we mean. And on top of a billiard table is a perfect spot to get down w/ a get down that comes with edges to anchor yourself on for better leverage.
We petition that they be re-posted w/out the censoring layers. And someone please tell us what the “cupping of the genitals” by Harry-licious is all about? Be free Harry. No matter, for now, they will do nicely.
Aussie Victoria Secret supermodel turned Orlando Bloom baby momma Miranda Kerr has faced newly surfaced nudes with tongue and cheek. But hell, how else to do it given her whole career is about tits and ass – and a lucrative venture at that it really is! So we are befuddled over the hoopla over a set of alleged “unauthorized” nude Polaroids shot by famed French photog Laurent Darmon surfacing and making the rounds these past few days. Slow celeb news days will do this to the under-worked folks pretending to be “journalists.”
As if the beauty getting to make beaucoup $$$ for strutting and showing off her attributes and getting to shag one of the most coveted Brit specimens EVER weren’t enuf already! No, we have to endure having our noses rubbed into it and be made to feel guilty about being lax’ed on our gym regiment.
We don’t see the big to do. Not really. Less it’s really about how she isn’t adding bank to her account with the release of these here photos. And you know that’s where its at.
We have a simple approach to such matters… If you don’t want something getting out simply don’t do it! And by the looks of the photos, Ms. Kerr was all too happy to show off her hot piece of ass and perky and quite appealing tits!
Yes, y’all, it’s about the tits and ass.
Sure we would be happier were they of her love Bloom. In that Lord of The Rings blond wig please! But we do appreciate beauty when faced with it and the photos do the subject justice so lets leave it at that.
Here’s the thing about slow news days and the web – it makes the mundane web posting ready in a jiffy! Case and point: 2012 Bronze medal winner, Cuban American, 21 yr old, Olympic gymnast, Danell Johan Leyva Gonzalez’s self semi-nude pics. The have found a breaking news online posting via BuzzFeed as if it were groundbreaking discovery.
We’ve stated this before on the topic of capturing yourself nude – and anything sex related - and it never gets old – if that is what a hard working, talented, committed, fine ass dude wants to do with what little free time he has on his hands, well, who the hell are we to criticize. Seriously!
And lord knows we have similar if not worse material on our own camera roll. (What’s on yours? Let he/she with sin cast the initial stone through that glass window…)
We clicked on a link and came up on a whole series of his private pics posted for public consumption. In truth they are slightly NSFW but certainly nothing on par with the likes of those SYTYCD guys (we have em posted on our site,) Blake Lively’s “no, it’s not me” pics or Scarlett Johansson’s hacked cellphone leaked pics.
Those forays into the ‘self-nude pic-I-didn’t-mean-for-them-to-get-out’ phenom – among others – live in infamy till the present day!
Yes, some have been slightly artsy as well but lets call a spade a spade and get past the nonsense, these above mentioned examples’ of self-nudes/personal xxxpression were just what Leyva’s are present day – if less revealing – booty-call purpose self pics.
And there is nothing wrong with that! Especially on a Cuban! Damn if they ain’t all types of hotness in bed. DAMN.
But let us not digress further…
Congrats to papi Leyva on his Bronze medal and for sharing those photos. We’d are drooling over those lips!
Ras Icon, most commonly known as Jiggy Man, first gained the public’s attention starring in the trans-Atlantic films of Machofucker studios. A studio known as the go-to destination for inter-racial encounters devoid of any story-lines played out by the cast. The studio promises you nothing but well endowed tops getting down with the get down paired with the passive boys who are made to take it.
Don’t judge! It’s a popular medium.
Time and time again we have praised the power of – and declared our penchant for – pornography! It’s true. Blame our Catholic upbringing. But we are fully aware that not everyone shares our sentiment – publicly. So if this happens to apply to you, stop reading now!
But regardless of your opinion on the billion dollar industry – there are many differing positions – there is no denying some of the most attractive and skilled folks around reside in porn. We can personally attest to watching some who could make a killing putting together a how-to book for the less intuitive. But alas it’s not always a happy ending for the sexually daring lot who saunter about in the controversial profession. And if you doubt it much, then you are simply not paying attention. Time and again, stories of the untimely end to some of the most coveted and lusted after bodies can be read. Drugs and, well, yes, please, more drugs usually the cause.
This is not one of those times!
On the contrary. Jiggy Man would be one of the few individuals that stands to serve as a testament of having survived his experience and made the better for it. That’s right. He volunteered for the exxxperience because it was something he “always wanted to do,” gave it his all and then decidedly walked away to pursue the next chapter of his life unabashedly. Read the rest of this entry »
Message to James Franco… Nobody likes a tease! Sure, it’s cute for a hot minute to get the blood flowing. And we do applaud that Milk pool scene. But at this point you either have to put out or, well, take one for the team. We aren’t saying we don’t welcome you looking into gay life via on-screen escapades, not at all. We are simply saying there is only so much research you can possibly do without putting that shit into your permanent rep. And this message we find ourselves wanting to convey cuz we love you so and want to see you rise to your full potential.
What’s prompted this momentary deluge of frustration? That’s simple, word has surfaced of Franco’s rush into a collaborative production with Travis Mathews, known for directing “I want Your Love,” on a project entailing a “homo sex art flick.”
This is all well fine and good but you better be giving it or taking it!
We can’t earnestly say we are all miffed about Franco’s history into the gay genre – not really. Especially with the current cover of Flaunt magazine featuring his very tasty posterior. But seriously, just give it up already. We won’t tell!
Hollywood’s premiere go-to boy – Shia LeBeouf – has now gone and done his part to dispel the male full frontal taboo practice by traveling his narrow ass across the Atlantic up-a-ways to take part in Icelandic band Sigur Ros’s new music video for their song “Fjögur Píanó.” But before you go and let your panties cream, you should acknowledge that nothing is as taboo in the good ole US of A as male full-frontal nudity. That’s fact.
It’s as if the powers at be have pin-pointed the embodiment of male dominance residing solely in what lies behind that zipper. And well we don’t mind confirming to y’all that, in some cases, it does! Cuz truth be told, there are some men out there that can work you to within an inch of your breathing capacity and make every one of your nerve endings stand at attention – simultaneously! Or so we hear. While others – well, three minutes in and you want to tell them to get the fuck up and get the hell out! True story.
And y’all can thank the DailyBeast for bringing the son of a hippie’s attributes stateside.
We loudly applaud LeBeouf’s bravery in putting it all on display. We do… Doubly so as it incorporates interpretive modern dance. Bravo!
We also think he should’a trimmed that bush down before they yelled ‘action!’ But that’s another matter and one which not everyone shares in kind.
Clue: If you trim that shit, it will look bigger!
That the Beast felt the need to compile a reference point for all men who have gone and shared what’s hanging with the masses is just simply unkind. There is little need to compare a young mans foray into being filmed nekkid to that of Michael Fassbender’s amply endowed third leg!
And leave Daniel Radcliffe alone already.
Sure, it is a matter of size! We know. And anyone who says it isn’t is lying! But since you can’t really augment the length and width of what you were brought into the world with – you can thank your mother for that one – you do have other avenues to travel… Like learning to properly use what you are working with and incorporate some tongue artistry into the mix. Les you forget that the tongue is a muscle!
And for all we know LeBeouf could be working with some other talents that we just aren’t privy to. (It could happen…)
The self proclaimed one-time chubby queen of all media, you know the one – Perez Hilton (aka Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr) – the same one who has transformed himself into a muscle Mary yet has still managed to be as unattractive as a wet-fart, is now himself the focus of attention at the hands of an alleged Manhunt profile containing nude self-pics.
Shocked you say?
Well, we have never been fans of the Ms. Thing. And don’t mind stating there isn’t any love lost.
Ugly is as ugly does. Made all the worse by the incessant drive to achieve some personal level of fame without any discernible talent…
But what does surface at reviewing the profile info are the statement it contains…
We winced at the “fantastic neg top” declaration. And nearly choked on our Dr. Pepper at the “almost 8 inches” part. We think that’s stretching the truth a tad bit. It’s more along the lines of almost 7 inches, with little girth to make up for its shortcoming.
The “into” portion, however, suits his vapid existence – especially the “voyeurism” part. Bitch was fat as all hell & assuredly couldn’t pay for it with a borrowed platinum card so it is easy to visualize him being one of those obnoxiously over-bearing trolls that is always peeping others trying to get a grove on at the baths. (Don’t act like you don’t know the type dammit!)
We do also wonder how this materialized… And we are not ruling out dumbass purposely putting it out there for some half-hazard attempt at infamy ala Christopher Landon.
As for the “work out 5x a wk” bit… the mirror never lies Princess Perez.