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Tom Hardy? We didn’t get all the hoopla about him really. Sure, he is cute. And we wouldn’t have passed it up were we presented with an opportunity. But we can’t truly say that we were salivating over it. That is not until we came across this here (purported) photo of Bane in a position we would risk suffocating for rushing in tongue first!
We kid you not. That ass is a thing of beauty.
God bless Mr. Hardy – from the back cuz the front looks like it is lacking.
Yes, we know that White Collar’s Matt Bomer is a pretty boy with a smoking hot body. It doesn’t hurt any that he also happens on having a flair for fashion and style. And did we mention he is pretty? He poignantly demonstrated just how pretty worked out that physique of his is in the Magic Mike supporting role – even if we feel he was under valued on screen. Well just in time for the upcoming DVD release here is a reprieve.
In case y’all say you missed it – the movie – or didn’t know – which is a LIE – rest assured you will fully know now cuz, well, here is your definitive (further) proof!
New stills have surfaced of Bomer from solo out-takes featuring that fine ass of his – literally. And the chorus says ‘DAMN papi!’ We still feel that dude who directed the flick needed to be replaced w/ the likes of someone who knows how to present the art he was filming.
Who the hell films dance from above or waist-up? Pan out and lower the camera, dumb-ass!
But getting back to Bomer and that fine ass… Damn if we wouldn’t mind gladly making like that was desert and even putting some miracle whip for presentation on that…
Twink-a-licious Justin Bieber joins the bevy of celebrity folks with leaked nudes. And fans rush to decry foul. But the evidence would suggest authenticity. Right down to the smooth torso and body art that adorns the Canadian crooner.
On the tail-end of his personal computer and camera being nicked comes word on the internet of nude pics surfacing of a pre-pubescent looking boys body posing for stills with ink prominently visible matching that of Biebs.
We don’t know for sure whether they are indeed factual, but we ain’t putting nothing past it! But for now we are going with the fact that all evidence points to truth. Cuz lets face it… Biebs is hardly the innocent he so desperately purports to be. And the body matches.
If it smells, sounds and looks like a duck that ain’t never done a push-up – then the quack is the very one that y’all see on stage!
Only question is how long before the sex tape surfaces. Cuz it ain’t going to be too far off.
Lindsay Lohan’s return to the big screen is the stuff of constant fodder. But the time has arrived and will mark a co-starring role opposite some two-bit hetero porn-wanna-be-starlet named James Deen. That his “stage name” is a jump-off of a more famous, somewhat controversial (for his time) 20th century a-lister and troubled individual doesn’t get lost on us.
Not one bit.
That the Mean Girls star would reduce her waning chances at a true comeback by starring opposite someone so desperate from the word go to achieve infamy is where we stopped and can’t seem to get passed that gear.
Out of curiosity we had to go and look up this out of shape self-proclaimed porn impresario and see if there were any redeeming traits to warrant benefit of the doubt.
What we found was not much to get a rise out of. His blog for instance can only be described as a lackluster experience. Even by hetero standards. The snatch he mainly features – as opposed to his own bodily parts – are beat up and resemble relics of passed around the bathroom stalls of dive bars on the West Coast type of snatch. And when you get to the bare essentials of his package – well – it hardly measures up.
Sure, some would say its nothing to send home but we measure from a whole different perspective.
Would it hurt him to do a push-up or two? Say nothing of a stomach crunch…
Suffice to say that American Gigolo he is not.
The movie trailer to her return project is as cheesy as it promises – we give it that. For sure the folks behind the Liz Taylor bio-pic, which looms on the horizon, are non-too pleased with what precedes their efforts.
But don’t take our word for it. Take a look see for yourselves…
We have never been a fan of the theatrics that are WWF. Give us real wrestling any day. Those boys are hot! But we do know of Hulk Hogan and his colorful family. We actually thought they were yester-years news but lo-and-behold here is the middle-aged Hulk Hogan – he is 59 and stands at 6.7″ – doing the nasty with some bimbo in a canopy bed.
Be forewarned that this may cause an involuntary upchuck without warning!
Not an endearing performance but looks like he gets down with the get down.
For those of you hard of hearing there is closed-captioning.
This brings a whole new meaning to sliding into home plate! A drunk couple was caught and filmed in a Yankee Stadium men’s room stall getting busy! And the crowds go wild with cellphones.
We have personally never visited the Yankee Stadium – old or new structure. Sure we have passed them both on plenty of occasions but we never seemed like it would be rewarding for us. We say this as we’ve never been afforded a pass into the team locker rooms – our true interest. (Don’t judge…) But clearly our conclusion may have been shortsighted as this may not be the only place for rewards in the mammoth facility.
Having survived the NYC nightlife, we can earnestly say that getting down in a stall is nothing new… We have come across it at many different spots – involving way more than what is here pictured. But it we weren’t being invited in – and we are not saying we may or may not have been – we wen’t about our business of procuring drink tickets and our own piece of ass.
Having stated that, here’s what we don’t presently appreciate… The crowd of high school acting spectators climbing up over the stall to film (video has since been taken down – we are still looking for it though…) and photograph the couple. Yes, y’all. like a bunch of depraved dumb-ass children.
If you don’t appreciate someone getting into home-plate, your options are simple really… exit and go to another bathroom, report it to the security personnel or do your business and get back to your own business. Why the need to go and reduce to being a peeping tom? Read the play-by-play here.
Well, needless to say we fully support the right of two consenting adults to lock themselves in a stall – should the need arise – and get it on.
Hot ass BTW!
Everyone is up at arms over actress Alison Pill and her topless self-pic posted via her Twitter account. We, on the other hand, applaud her for being comfortable enough to bare her attributes with the masses. Cuz let’s face it everyone – if not everything – on the planet has a set of nipples and ever woman has themselves some breasts.
Truth be told, we couldn’t rightly place Ms. Pill right off the back. So we had to go and do a little bit of Googling. Lo and behold, she starred in Pillars of The Earth, a series we loved! She has also starred in Milk, Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen, Midnight in Paris and most recently, Newsroom. She also has two upcoming projects we will certainly be on the lookout for – Snowpiercer and Thicker.
Kudos to her!
But of course the good ole USA being founded on puritan values… the powers that be capitalize on the very object of their focused attention.
A deeply rooted contradiction in terms.
We fondly recall a time some many years back while attending an opening attended by Rob Lowe where he walked up to our dear friend Tracie and stuck his face right between her ample bosom.
Hell no! He was fine as wine. Made us want to rush out and get ourselves a pair – truth be told.
So here is to the empowerment of women and their breasts the world over!
We knew it would surface & alas it has. Here you have the hotness of British Prince Harry butt-ass nekkid during his frolicking holiday in Vegas a few weeks ago.
Reports indicate that there is a video being shopped around… No word on the entire content on the footage – as yet.
You gotta admire the young royal. He has handled it quietly and sans apology for his playboy ways.
Young and full of jizz!
Love that about him.
We do however feel the invasion of his privacy by some skanks looking to cash in after being afforded his company and hospitality.
But lets face it… Vegas is hardly the place to go befriending undercover ho’s and pimps.
Lord knows if we had the privilege of witnessing that fine ass of his 1st hand we would gladly curtsy and bury the evidence.
But alas, it is little surprise that there are less than honorable folks in Vegas.
American Idol runner up Nathaniel Marshall has joined the elite bunch of reality television nudist. Photos have surfaced of the pudgy singer in all his glory. And we must say that the ass is banging! Smooth and supple.
We are not kidding. The ass is without a doubt the highlight of the set and given the pose utilized to capture the moment we’d go as far as to say that it’s a safe bet Marshall is of the passive persuasion. As if the above photo featuring a headband weren’t enough proof…
We could’ve done without the g-string shot, however, but far it be from us to censor it for y’all.
Aussie Victoria Secret supermodel turned Orlando Bloom baby momma Miranda Kerr has faced newly surfaced nudes with tongue and cheek. But hell, how else to do it given her whole career is about tits and ass – and a lucrative venture at that it really is! So we are befuddled over the hoopla over a set of alleged “unauthorized” nude Polaroids shot by famed French photog Laurent Darmon surfacing and making the rounds these past few days. Slow celeb news days will do this to the under-worked folks pretending to be “journalists.”
As if the beauty getting to make beaucoup $$$ for strutting and showing off her attributes and getting to shag one of the most coveted Brit specimens EVER weren’t enuf already! No, we have to endure having our noses rubbed into it and be made to feel guilty about being lax’ed on our gym regiment.
We don’t see the big to do. Not really. Less it’s really about how she isn’t adding bank to her account with the release of these here photos. And you know that’s where its at.
We have a simple approach to such matters… If you don’t want something getting out simply don’t do it! And by the looks of the photos, Ms. Kerr was all too happy to show off her hot piece of ass and perky and quite appealing tits!
Yes, y’all, it’s about the tits and ass.
Sure we would be happier were they of her love Bloom. In that Lord of The Rings blond wig please! But we do appreciate beauty when faced with it and the photos do the subject justice so lets leave it at that.