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Amanda Bynes: Bathroom Self Photo Session
Posted by Native NYker in amanda bynes, celebrity meltdowns, nude, nudes, topless, twitter on May 2, 2013
Amanda Bynes self-pic bathroom session series
What the hell kinda unbalance is poor old Amanda Bynes experiencing? The one time Hairspray and Easy A star has flipped her lid and let it land on the back of her neck and cause serious permanent damage. And she is still pining for some “Shoop” from Drake.
We can’t blame her at all on that Drake front as brother is all types of yum-licious. And evidently Rihanna can attest to that…
Bynes latest foray into the ‘look at me’ comes by way of a self-pic session in her bathroom (presumably) which incorporate a series of semi-undressed pics she posted on her Twitter page. Read the rest of this entry »
Juliette Lewis: Terry Richardson Alleged Sex Scandal
Posted by Native NYker in allegedly, celebrities, celebrity nude, celebrity scandal, juliette lewis, nsfw, nude, nude pics, nudes, terry richardson on March 21, 2013
Juliette Lewis and Terry Richardson.
Here’s yet another reason as to why you shouldn’t involve yourself with the likes of Terry Richardson. One-time A-lister turned rocker chick Juliette Lewis is having to denounce a certain x-rated “leaked” photo depicting a sex act with the famed shutter-bug. Her people emphatically deny its authenticity but let’s face it, Richardson does have a history that would reinforce the allegations.
Now there are some who would stop forging any type of association with Richardson on the mere grounds of his being a nasty individual who tells all of his exploits but others need more of a reasoning… If that is the case – here you go…
Before you go clicking onward to see the purported photo, we will tell y’all that we have our doubts. Sure – it looks like someone who bares a slight resemblance but we don’t think it’s Lewis. That being said y’all can judge for yourselves.
See the alleged NSFW photo after the jump! Read the rest of this entry »
Justin Bieber: Gets Cheeky and Moons Public
Posted by Native NYker in ass, celebrities, celebrity nude, justin bieber, nsfw, nude, nude pics, nudes on January 20, 2013
Justin Bieber bares his smooth ass on his social networking site.
Following talk of twink sugar-pop prince Justin Bieber lighting up and smoking on some of the good stuff comes a self-posted ass photo, via his personal social networking site, which can only be proclaimed as a message to rim his smooth ass!
We didn’t personally catch the shortly thereafter removed photo but thankfully one of our ardent supporters sent us a copy prior to its disappearance. And for that we are immensely thankful.
Of course adamant detractors screamed from the heavens of the nudes which were “leaked” shortly after the Bieb’s property was stolen. But we daresay they can’t backtrack on this one! (We hold steadfast that the previous nudes are real!)
So if you are of the cheap thrills bunch, well, feast on this indisputable tidbit.
Justin Timberlake: Flashes Penis Peeing in Pool
Posted by Native NYker in celebrities, celebrity nude, celebrity penis, jessica biel, justin timberlake, nsfw, nude pics, nudes on January 12, 2013
Alleged shot of Justin Timberlake relieving himself in a shallow pool.
Word has it that N’Sync’s alum turned big screen actor, Justin Timberlake, is making his way back into the musical arena. Some call it bringing sexy back. Don’t make that face at us – we didn’t pen that ourselves. But off we went trawling around for intel.
Nothing really came of the musical notes being reported – truth is we just don’t care that much. Although if you are so inclined for word of his imminent return you can check here!
But we did come across is this here shot of an alleged Timberlake – pre-marriage to Jessica Biel – relieving himself in a shallow pool in full view of spectators.
Like many a celebrity nude – this here shot has been debated ad nauseum. And if you are looking at us for the definitive word on the matter – well – all we can tell you is there is an incredible likeness. Too much of one for it to not be him. So suck it up and just accept that JT is a douche like many others.
We have heard about this shot – repeatedly. From many a fellow blogger. Although we were never that interested. He just doesn’t get our panties in a twist. And after finally reviewing the much talked about pic, here posted for your own review, we are fully justified in our position.
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- Alleged shot of Justin Timberlake relieving himself in a shallow pool.
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- Mila Kunis and Justin Timberlake on the “Friends with Benefits” set in NYC
Zachary Quinto: Full Frontal
Posted by Native NYker in gay, Gay couple, jonathann groff, nsfw, nude, nude pics, nudes, zachary quinto on December 2, 2012
Zachary Quinto full frontal.
Feast your eyes on Zachary Quinto. In all his uncensored glory! At least we believe it so. We love it when an object of desire bares it all for his devotees. Cuz lets face it, fan-dom is all about being ravished (or ravishing,) or at least thinking you can, by the object of your – at times misguided – affection.
Quinto has always been someone we’ve found alluring… There is simply something about him that is brazen.
Well, this here portrait (don’t ask us who shot it!) keeps in that style.
We would gladly get to work on it once he man-scaped the body-hair. Just a preference…
But it would seem that his beau Jonathan Groff, on the other hand, minds very little the idea of flossing. But who are we to judge.
The coupling certainly evidences opposites attracting, we would say. An over abundance of hair or no hair, as is the case with Groff, we sure wouldn’t mind playing peeping Tom on their goings-on.
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- Zachary Quinto full frontal.
Joey Kovar: Opiate Overdose Death Ruling
Posted by Native NYker in drug overdose, drugs, joey kovar, mtv, nsfw, nude, nude pics, nudes, the real world on November 10, 2012
MTV’s Real World alum Joey Kovar’s death cause ruled opiate overdose.
Juiced muscle Mary looking Real World alum Joey Kovar died as a cause of opiates, report state.
We haven’t watched anything MTV related in quite sometime and rightly had no idea who the pretty smile belonged to and why anyone needed to care. So we had to go on the research quest to figure out who this fool was with a fucked up hair-do.
Seriously, y’all! Who styled him and/or told his dumbass that the front sweep in that overly-gelled do was attractive? On the flip side, he did see the error in his ways and let the do grow out.
Our search, lo-and-behold – landed us on his Playgirl run and we got to see his other attributes. Not that there is anything to get overly excited about. Evidently the juice didn’t make all things grow on the 29-year-old.
But we couldn’t help having a tinge of sympathy for Kovar. Fame – and it’s pursuit – can be a bitch!
RIP Kovar.
Bobby Cannavale: Full Frontal
Posted by Native NYker in boardwalk empire, bobby cannavale, nsfw, nude, nude pics, nudes on November 9, 2012
Hotness Bobby Cannavale full frontal in Boardwalk Empire.
We can’t begin to tell you what stumbling across these here full-frontal screen grabs of hotness Bobby Cannavale in Boardwalk Empire brought on for us. It was like having a cold-sweat fainting spell with an outer-body experience – simultaneously.
Once we came to and suppressed another bout of the vapors we were left jonesing to be afforded an internship on the shows costume department.
We have a whole new lever of desire for the tall 6.2 1/2 thespian.
It is also nice to see he is anatomically correct! And that’s soft. Heaven help whoever gets to ride that erect.
Yummy Bobby Cannavale at The Other Guys world premiere
Matt Bomer: Magic Mike Additional Scene Stills
Posted by Native NYker in magic mike, matt bomer, nude, nudes on October 19, 2012
Matt Bomer shows off his tight ass in a deleted Magic Mike scene.
Yes, we know that White Collar’s Matt Bomer is a pretty boy with a smoking hot body. It doesn’t hurt any that he also happens on having a flair for fashion and style. And did we mention he is pretty? He poignantly demonstrated just how pretty worked out that physique of his is in the Magic Mike supporting role – even if we feel he was under valued on screen. Well just in time for the upcoming DVD release here is a reprieve.
In case y’all say you missed it – the movie – or didn’t know – which is a LIE – rest assured you will fully know now cuz, well, here is your definitive (further) proof!
New stills have surfaced of Bomer from solo out-takes featuring that fine ass of his – literally. And the chorus says ‘DAMN papi!’ We still feel that dude who directed the flick needed to be replaced w/ the likes of someone who knows how to present the art he was filming.
Who the hell films dance from above or waist-up? Pan out and lower the camera, dumb-ass!
But getting back to Bomer and that fine ass… Damn if we wouldn’t mind gladly making like that was desert and even putting some miracle whip for presentation on that…
White Collars’ Matt Bomer at the Hanna screening
Justin Bieber: NSFW Nudes Surface Post Theft
Posted by Native NYker in justin bieber, nsfw, nude, nude pics, nudes, scandal on October 12, 2012
Justin Bieber joins the celebrity leaked-nudes club!
Twink-a-licious Justin Bieber joins the bevy of celebrity folks with leaked nudes. And fans rush to decry foul. But the evidence would suggest authenticity. Right down to the smooth torso and body art that adorns the Canadian crooner.
On the tail-end of his personal computer and camera being nicked comes word on the internet of nude pics surfacing of a pre-pubescent looking boys body posing for stills with ink prominently visible matching that of Biebs.
Coincidence? Possibly.
We don’t know for sure whether they are indeed factual, but we ain’t putting nothing past it! But for now we are going with the fact that all evidence points to truth. Cuz lets face it… Biebs is hardly the innocent he so desperately purports to be. And the body matches.
If it smells, sounds and looks like a duck that ain’t never done a push-up – then the quack is the very one that y’all see on stage!
Only question is how long before the sex tape surfaces. Cuz it ain’t going to be too far off.
Yankee Stadium: Bubble Butt Top Hits Home Run
Posted by Native NYker in nsfw, nude, nudes, sex in public, yankee stadium on September 17, 2012
Drunk couple filmed while bubble butt top slides into home plate!
This brings a whole new meaning to sliding into home plate! A drunk couple was caught and filmed in a Yankee Stadium men’s room stall getting busy! And the crowds go wild with cellphones.
We have personally never visited the Yankee Stadium – old or new structure. Sure we have passed them both on plenty of occasions but we never seemed like it would be rewarding for us. We say this as we’ve never been afforded a pass into the team locker rooms – our true interest. (Don’t judge…) But clearly our conclusion may have been shortsighted as this may not be the only place for rewards in the mammoth facility.
Having survived the NYC nightlife, we can earnestly say that getting down in a stall is nothing new… We have come across it at many different spots – involving way more than what is here pictured. But it we weren’t being invited in – and we are not saying we may or may not have been – we wen’t about our business of procuring drink tickets and our own piece of ass.
Having stated that, here’s what we don’t presently appreciate… The crowd of high school acting spectators climbing up over the stall to film (video has since been taken down – we are still looking for it though…) and photograph the couple. Yes, y’all. like a bunch of depraved dumb-ass children.
If you don’t appreciate someone getting into home-plate, your options are simple really… exit and go to another bathroom, report it to the security personnel or do your business and get back to your own business. Why the need to go and reduce to being a peeping tom? Read the play-by-play here.
Well, needless to say we fully support the right of two consenting adults to lock themselves in a stall – should the need arise – and get it on.
Bravo!
Hot ass BTW!
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