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Matt Bomer: Magic Mike Additional Scene Stills

Matt Bomer shows off his tight ass in a deleted Magic Mike scene.

Yes, we know that White Collar’s Matt Bomer is a pretty boy with a smoking hot body.  It doesn’t hurt any that he also happens on having a flair for fashion and style.  And did we mention he is pretty?  He poignantly demonstrated just how pretty worked out that physique of his is in the Magic Mike supporting role – even if we feel he was under valued on screen.  Well just in time for the upcoming DVD release here is a reprieve.

In case y’all say you missed it – the movie – or didn’t know – which is a LIE – rest assured you will fully know now cuz, well, here is your definitive (further) proof!

New stills have surfaced of Bomer from solo out-takes featuring that fine ass of his – literally.   And the chorus says ‘DAMN papi!’  We still feel that dude who directed the flick needed to be replaced w/ the likes of someone who knows how to present the art he was filming.

Who the hell films dance from above or waist-up?  Pan out and lower the camera, dumb-ass!

But getting back to Bomer and that fine ass…  Damn if we wouldn’t mind gladly making like that was desert and even putting some miracle whip for presentation on that…

White Collars’ Matt Bomer at the Hanna screening

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Justin Bieber: NSFW Nudes Surface Post Theft

Justin Bieber joins the celebrity leaked-nudes club!

Twink-a-licious Justin Bieber joins the bevy of celebrity folks with leaked nudes.  And fans rush to decry foul.  But the evidence would suggest authenticity.  Right down to the smooth torso and body art that adorns the Canadian crooner.

On the tail-end of his personal computer and camera being nicked comes word on the internet of nude pics surfacing of a pre-pubescent looking boys body posing for stills with ink prominently visible matching that of Biebs.

Coincidence?  Possibly.

We don’t know for sure whether they are indeed factual, but we ain’t putting nothing past it!  But for now we are going with the fact that all evidence points to truth.  Cuz lets face it… Biebs is hardly the innocent he so desperately purports to be.  And the body matches.

If it smells, sounds and looks like a duck that ain’t never done a push-up – then the quack is the very one that y’all see on stage!

Only question is how long before the sex tape surfaces.  Cuz it ain’t going to be too far off.

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Yankee Stadium: Bubble Butt Top Hits Home Run

Drunk couple filmed while bubble butt top slides into home plate!

This brings a whole new meaning to sliding into home plate!  A drunk couple was caught and filmed in a Yankee Stadium men’s room stall getting busy!  And the crowds go wild with cellphones.

We have personally never visited the Yankee Stadium – old or new structure.  Sure we have passed them both on plenty of occasions but we never seemed like it would be rewarding for us.  We say this as we’ve never been afforded a pass into the team locker rooms – our true interest.  (Don’t judge…)  But clearly our conclusion may have been shortsighted as this may not be the only place for rewards in the mammoth facility.

Having survived the NYC nightlife, we can earnestly say that getting down in a stall is nothing new…  We have come across it at many different spots – involving way more than what is here pictured.  But it we weren’t being invited in – and we are not saying we may or may not have been – we wen’t about our business of procuring drink tickets and our own piece of ass.

Having stated that, here’s what we don’t presently appreciate…  The crowd of high school acting spectators climbing up over the stall to film (video has since been taken down – we are still looking for it though…) and photograph the couple.  Yes, y’all.  like a bunch of depraved dumb-ass children.

If you don’t appreciate someone getting into home-plate, your options are simple really… exit and go to another bathroom, report it to the security personnel or do your business and get back to your own business.  Why the need to go and reduce to being a peeping tom?  Read the play-by-play here.

Well, needless to say we fully support the right of two consenting adults to lock themselves in a stall – should the need arise – and get it on.

Bravo!

Hot ass BTW!

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Alison Pill: Topless Twitter Photo

Alison Pill garners national attention after tweeting a self-topless photo on her social network site.

Everyone is up at arms over actress Alison Pill and her topless self-pic posted via her Twitter account.  We, on the other hand, applaud her for being comfortable enough to bare her attributes with the masses.  Cuz let’s face it everyone – if not everything – on the planet has a set of nipples and ever woman has themselves some breasts.

Truth be told, we couldn’t rightly place Ms. Pill right off the back.  So we had to go and do a little bit of Googling.  Lo and behold, she starred in Pillars of The Earth, a series we loved!  She has also starred in Milk, Confessions of A Teenage Drama Queen, Midnight in Paris and most recently, Newsroom.  She also has two upcoming projects we will certainly be on the lookout for – Snowpiercer and Thicker.

Kudos to her!

But of course the good ole USA being founded on puritan values… the powers that be capitalize on the very object of their focused attention.

A deeply rooted contradiction in terms.

We fondly recall a time some many years back while attending an opening attended by Rob Lowe where he walked up to our dear friend Tracie and stuck his face right between her ample bosom.

Shocking?

Hell no!  He was fine as wine.  Made us want to rush out and get ourselves a pair – truth be told.

So here is to the empowerment of women and their breasts the world over!

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Prince Harry: NSFW Butt Ass Nekkid!

Prince Harry uncensored!

We knew it would surface & alas it has.  Here you have the hotness of British Prince Harry butt-ass nekkid during his frolicking holiday in Vegas a few weeks ago.

Reports indicate that there is a video being shopped around…  No word on the entire content on the footage – as yet.

You gotta admire the young royal.  He has handled it quietly and sans apology for his playboy ways.

Young and full of jizz!

Love that about him.

We do however feel the invasion of his privacy by some skanks looking to cash in after being afforded his company and hospitality.

But lets face it…  Vegas is hardly the place to go befriending undercover ho’s and pimps.

Lord knows if we had the privilege of witnessing that fine ass of his 1st hand we would gladly curtsy and bury the evidence.

But alas, it is little surprise that there are less than honorable folks in Vegas.

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Nathaniel Marshall: NSFW Nude Self Photos

American Idol’s Nathaniel Marshall nude self-pics surface.

American Idol runner up Nathaniel Marshall has joined the elite bunch of reality television nudist.  Photos have surfaced of the pudgy singer in all his glory.  And we must say that the ass is banging!  Smooth and supple.

We are not kidding.  The ass is without a doubt the highlight of the set and given the pose utilized to capture the moment we’d go as far as to say that it’s a safe bet Marshall is of the passive persuasion.  As if the above photo featuring a headband weren’t enough proof…

We could’ve done without the g-string shot, however, but far it be from us to censor it for y’all.

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Miranda Kerr: Nude Polaroids Surface

Aussie VS model Miranda Kerr pictured in a set of nude polaroids shot by French photog Laurent Darmon.

Aussie Victoria Secret supermodel turned Orlando Bloom baby momma Miranda Kerr has faced newly surfaced nudes with tongue and cheek.  But hell, how else to do it given her whole career is about tits and ass – and a lucrative venture at that it really is!  So we are befuddled over the hoopla over a set of alleged “unauthorized” nude Polaroids shot by famed French photog Laurent Darmon surfacing and making the rounds these past few days.  Slow celeb news days will do this to the under-worked folks pretending to be “journalists.”

As if the beauty getting to make beaucoup $$$ for strutting and showing off her attributes and getting to shag one of the most coveted Brit specimens EVER weren’t enuf already!  No, we have to endure having our noses rubbed into it and be made to feel guilty about being lax’ed on our gym regiment.

WTF?

We don’t see the big to do.  Not really.  Less it’s really about how she isn’t adding bank to her account with the release of these here photos.  And you know that’s where its at.

We have a simple approach to such matters…  If you don’t want something getting out simply don’t do it!  And by the looks of the photos, Ms. Kerr was all too happy to show off her hot piece of ass and perky and quite appealing tits!

Yes, y’all, it’s about the tits and ass.

Sure we would be happier were they of her love Bloom.  In that Lord of The Rings blond wig please!  But we do appreciate beauty when faced with it and the photos do the subject justice so lets leave it at that.

Orlando Bloom and Miranda Kerr at The Good Doctor TFF premiere in NYC

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Danell Leyva: NSFW Olympic I-Phone Pics

Self-phone pic of Danell Leyva – Bronze winner at the 2012 Olympics Games hits the web.

Here’s the thing about slow news days and the web – it makes the mundane web posting ready in a jiffy!  Case and point: 2012 Bronze medal winner, Cuban American, 21 yr old, Olympic gymnast, Danell Johan Leyva Gonzalez’s self semi-nude pics.  The have found a breaking news online posting via BuzzFeed as if it were groundbreaking discovery.

We’ve stated this before on the topic of capturing yourself nude – and anything sex related –  and it never gets old – if that is what a hard working, talented, committed, fine ass dude wants to do with what little free time he has on his hands, well, who the hell are we to criticize.  Seriously!

And lord knows we have similar if not worse material on our own camera roll.  (What’s on yours?  Let he/she with sin cast the initial stone through that glass window…)

We clicked on a link and came up on a whole series of his private pics posted for public consumption.  In truth they are slightly NSFW but certainly nothing on par with the likes of those SYTYCD guys (we have em posted on our site,) Blake Lively’s “no, it’s not me” pics or Scarlett Johansson’s hacked cellphone leaked pics.

Those forays  into the ‘self-nude pic-I-didn’t-mean-for-them-to-get-out’ phenom – among others – live in infamy till the present day!

Yes, some have been slightly artsy as well but lets call a spade a spade and get past the nonsense, these above mentioned examples’ of self-nudes/personal xxxpression were  just what Leyva’s are present day – if less revealing – booty-call purpose self pics.

And there is nothing wrong with that!  Especially on a Cuban!  Damn if they ain’t all types of hotness in bed.  DAMN.

But let us not digress further…

Congrats to papi Leyva on his Bronze medal and for sharing those photos.  We’d are drooling over those lips!

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James Franco: Set to Star in Homo Sex Art Flick

James Franco at TFF (l) graces the cover of Flaunt magazine (r)

Message to James Franco…  Nobody likes a tease!  Sure, it’s cute for a hot minute to get the blood flowing.  And we do applaud that Milk pool scene.  But at this point you either have to put out or, well, take one for the team.  We aren’t saying we don’t welcome you looking into gay life via on-screen escapades, not at all.  We are simply saying there is only so much research you can possibly do without putting that shit into your permanent rep.  And this message we find ourselves wanting to convey cuz we love you so and want to see you rise to your full potential.

What’s prompted this momentary deluge of frustration?  That’s simple, word has surfaced of Franco’s rush into a collaborative production with Travis Mathews, known for directing “I want Your Love,” on a project entailing a “homo sex art flick.”

This is all well fine and good but you better be giving it or taking it!

We can’t earnestly say we are all miffed about Franco’s history into the gay genre – not really.  Especially with the current cover of Flaunt magazine featuring his very tasty posterior.  But seriously, just give it up already.  We won’t tell!

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Shia LeBeouf: Nude Music Video Debut

Shia LeBeouf goes full-frontal in new “Fjögur Píanó” music video

Hollywood’s premiere go-to boy – Shia LeBeouf – has now gone and done his part to dispel the male full frontal taboo practice by traveling his narrow ass across the Atlantic up-a-ways to take part in Icelandic band Sigur Ros’s new music video for their song “Fjögur Píanó.”  But before you go and let your panties cream, you should acknowledge that nothing is as taboo in the good ole US of A as male full-frontal nudity.  That’s fact.

It’s as if the powers at be have pin-pointed the embodiment of male dominance residing solely in what lies behind that zipper.  And well we don’t mind confirming to y’all that, in some cases, it does!  Cuz truth be told, there are some men out there that can work you to within an inch of your breathing capacity and make every one of your nerve endings stand at attention – simultaneously!  Or so we hear.  While others – well, three minutes in and you want to tell them to get the fuck up and get the hell out!  True story.

And y’all can thank the DailyBeast for bringing the son of a hippie’s attributes stateside.

We loudly applaud LeBeouf’s bravery in putting it all on display.  We do…  Doubly so as it incorporates interpretive modern dance.  Bravo!

We also think he should’a trimmed that bush down before they yelled ‘action!’  But that’s another matter and one which not everyone shares in kind.

Clue:  If you trim that shit, it will look bigger!

That the Beast felt the need to compile a reference point for all men who have gone and shared what’s hanging with the masses is just simply unkind.  There is little need to compare a young mans foray into being filmed nekkid to that of Michael Fassbender’s amply endowed third leg!

Unnecessary!

And leave Daniel Radcliffe alone already.

Sure, it is a matter of size!  We know.  And anyone who says it isn’t is lying!  But since you can’t really augment the length and width of what you were brought into the world with – you can thank your mother for that one – you do have other avenues to travel…  Like learning to properly use what you are working with and incorporate some tongue artistry into the mix.  Les you forget that the tongue is a muscle!

And for all we know LeBeouf could be working with some other talents that we just aren’t privy to.  (It could happen…)

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Perez Hilton: Purported Manhunt Profile Nude Ad

Alleged Perez Hilton Manhunt Profile SurfacesThe self proclaimed one-time chubby queen of all media, you know the one – Perez Hilton (aka Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr) – the same one who has transformed himself into a muscle Mary yet has still managed to be as unattractive as a wet-fart, is now himself the focus of attention at the hands of an alleged Manhunt profile containing nude self-pics.

Shocked you say?

Well, we have never been fans of the Ms. Thing.  And don’t mind stating there isn’t any love lost.

Ugly is as ugly does.  Made all the worse by the incessant drive to achieve some personal level of fame without any discernible talent…

But what does surface at reviewing the profile info are the statement it contains…

We winced at the “fantastic neg top” declaration.   And nearly choked on our Dr. Pepper at the “almost 8 inches” part.  We think that’s stretching the truth a tad bit.  It’s more along the lines of almost 7 inches, with little girth to make up for its shortcoming.

The “into” portion, however, suits his vapid existence – especially the “voyeurism” part.  Bitch was fat as all hell & assuredly couldn’t pay for it with a borrowed platinum card so it is easy to visualize him being one of those obnoxiously over-bearing trolls that is always peeping others trying to get a grove on at the baths.  (Don’t act like you don’t know the type dammit!)

We do also wonder how this materialized…  And we are not ruling out dumbass purposely putting it out there for some half-hazard attempt at infamy ala Christopher Landon.

As for the “work out 5x a wk” bit…  the mirror never lies Princess Perez.

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Michael Fassbender: Cocked and Packing

Michael Fassbender at the X-Men: First Class NYC premiere

It’s been a week since George Clooney made his comment about Michael Fassbender’s sizable endowment and folks are still chatting about it.  Hell, we don’t mind telling y’all that it got our attention right quick and before Clooney could finish with his colorful acceptance speech we were online pulling from a few choice full-frontal video grabs of the new Magneto letting it all hang out and swing!

Strange though, with those few choice words out of  the mouth of a celebrated Hollywood icon, an otherwise serious and talented thespian who has not yet fully gone main stream, and is only now getting his due, has been catapulted into the stratosphere and is the talk of EVERYONE.  Not to mention getting every vagina and gay man, across the world, deep in monologue about getting their mouths around that club.

Ok, so yeah, we know Fassbender from his roles in the X-Men: First Class, Jane Eyre and 300 flicks.  But Sadly, he skipped the step and repeat at X & we only managed to obtain one frame of the Irish-German soon to be 35 yr old.  But we were paying attention!

Of Course the German portion of that aforementioned heritage coupling fully explains his third leg and would hardly necessitate Clooney’s statement!

We’ve done a little bit of research on the matter…

Now, we haven’t as yet gotten a chance to screen Shame – the much touted film from where the grabs originate – but make no mistake about it, it’s on our Netflix que!

Fassbender can presently be seen in Haywire and is next slated to star in Prometheus, opposite Charlize Theron and Patrick Wilson and Twelve Years a Slave, opposite Brad Pitt.  He is also gracing the present issue of The Hollywood Reporter cover with photos’ by Brian Bowen Smith

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