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Ladies and gentlemen, it is our esteemed pleasure to introduce y’all to two of the most darling and beautiful European additions to enter 2012: Ms. Eugénie and Ms. Zoe Sophie.
To those of you who have personally witnessed how easily we go from stoic to just plain ole dumbass in the presence of a baby, it will be little surprise at how giddy we are just looking at these here two family pics our dear EU friends have shared with us.
For the rest of y’all, well, the above disclosure is completely and utterly true. Nothing gets us acting like we have received a blow to the head and are permanently left with a speech impediment quicker than a baby. Hell, we even chuck our penchant for Italian labels for the chance at frolicking around on the ground, if it only means looking the fool or later being browbeaten by our friends over our less than dignified behavior if there is a possible chance of getting a baby to smile and/or chuckle (which does happen) - stains be damned.
If we get to see their little faces smile, we will gladly tell y’all to suck it! So there.
This affect only worsens as they mature and are able to run around after us and develop the ability to pounce and beat you into a pulp. There is little excuse we can offer. It just is. No sense in denying it really…
We’ve never minded children, its most adults we have a problem with – but that’s another post entirely.
We don’t really know where this immense glee originates. Kids just have that effect on us. And we don’t care how stupid we look. Put your complaint in writing!
We woke up this morning to find this here bottom photo of Zoe Sophie mugging it for the camera like a pro. Incidentally she is ten days old. And we simply couldn’t resist running to our fridge to recover Eugénie’s pic, who is now going into her fourth month, and scan the formally shared top pic – and by formally we mean carrier post for those of you who don’t recall the lost art – so that we could share them both with the masses.
We are simply blown over by how poignant these candid moments come across and only wish we could call on Tommy boy to fuel the jet and be formally introduced to these here lovely future beauty queens, cuz we don’t mind telling you that not even Chanel smells better than a baby! C’est vrai.
Zoe Sophie is not only a total beauty – much like her mother – but she already appears to be loved by the camera, as this here photo of her channeling a younger Linda Evangelista with ease demonstrates. And in true French attribute, Ms. Eugénie looks to be all things coy and playful – just like her maman.
We will start rehearsing them for the runway tout de suite – or as soon as they get their bearings upright!
Our general EU runs are eventful but we daresay that with these two additions a whole new set of fun is on the horizon. We can’t wait to see all of you guys.
OSCAR winning actress, GRAMMY winning singer and over-all beauty queen Jennifer Hudson has proven her vocal prowess, repeatedly, by tackling songs originated by the likes of Gladys Knight and Jennifer Holiday. Her covers are as poignant as the divas before her. Girl’s voice is no joke! So what’s a golden voiced new mom left to do? Record a cover of the classic Lullaby! Cuz you know, babies ain’t looking to hear no razzle dazzle when its nap time. And if you can’t get the sentiment right, they will let you know it. So as she tackles the last frontier – babies – Pampers hosted a special listening party for Hudson’s latest venture at E-Space, yesterday, right here in NYC!
Truth be told, we wouldn’t want to sleep a wink while girlfriend is at the mic. So we’d be just as difficult as a nap-seeking toddler full of fuss. But that’s not to say that J-Hud couldn’t put our troubles to rest right quick if she put her mind to it!
We dashed into mid-town to catch her quick step-and-repeat and, although she was some twenty minutes late, we were all giddy when she stepped out full of smiles and eye contact!
For a quick listen head over to Pampers‘ official Facebook page for a free download!
Christina Milian, teen star turned 29 yr old MILF, isn’t letting a little ABC gum dampen her spirits any, that’s what lawyers are for… Just take a look-see at the above pic, girl is smokin! We crawled cross town (damn UN & their Diplomats) in Liberty to catch the mom to 1 yr old Violet at Dylan’s Candy Bar for the Pampers’ debut of their new & improved Cruisers diapers with a birthday (of sorts) and a slew of toddlers.
We love ourselves some babies. They have the ability of putting a smile even on the sourest of faces. No meds needed! What else can you say holds that capacity?
Alrite, perhaps a pair of shoes… But that’s altogether different and comes with a whole set of anxieties over dumbasses stepping on them!
Unfortunately, we had to press on out due to having to hightail it back across town to another gig but damn if the next invite to a party with a room full of babies we ain’t goin to park ourselves and party with the children! Composure be damned.
Word has it that Milian is presently in talks to star in a TV show called “Maid in Miami,” playing a maid “who dreams of becoming a singer.”
Sounds like a dream job to us – especially if its filming on location!
Dear Ms. Milian; We are presently available for au-pair duties and can relocate stat!
We Recall James Van Der Beek as the wholesome Southern charmer boy-next-door type. Yes, he hails from Conneticut but why mess with the illusion – Dammit! With a jock body and butcher stance. Easy to like really with starriing roles in Rules of Attraction, Varsity Blues and Dawson’s Creek – a show we never really tuned into but know the name… Present day he can be found on The Big Bang. Well, we will leave that title to stand alone! The point is, Mox is a dad! Someone finally mounted and crossed the goal line with hotness. And her name is Kimberly. Their baby Olivia? A total beauty.
Seriously, she is too cute for words.
We stopped by the year long 50th anniversary party honoring new dads and caught a glimpse of the family as a whole a few days ago – marveling at how at 34, Mox is now ripe hotness. If only a bit jealous at Kim having beaten us at procreation with the strapping lad.
The party looked like something we would’ve immensely enjoyed given how much we enjoy regressing and running around with toddlers – they were everywhere at once!
Also in attendance: Alejandro Monteverde with wife Ali Landry and
Nick Drew Lachey.