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The self proclaimed one-time chubby queen of all media, you know the one – Perez Hilton (aka Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr) – the same one who has transformed himself into a muscle Mary yet has still managed to be as unattractive as a wet-fart, is now himself the focus of attention at the hands of an alleged Manhunt profile containing nude self-pics.
Shocked you say?
Well, we have never been fans of the Ms. Thing. And don’t mind stating there isn’t any love lost.
Ugly is as ugly does. Made all the worse by the incessant drive to achieve some personal level of fame without any discernible talent…
But what does surface at reviewing the profile info are the statement it contains…
We winced at the “fantastic neg top” declaration. And nearly choked on our Dr. Pepper at the “almost 8 inches” part. We think that’s stretching the truth a tad bit. It’s more along the lines of almost 7 inches, with little girth to make up for its shortcoming.
The “into” portion, however, suits his vapid existence – especially the “voyeurism” part. Bitch was fat as all hell & assuredly couldn’t pay for it with a borrowed platinum card so it is easy to visualize him being one of those obnoxiously over-bearing trolls that is always peeping others trying to get a grove on at the baths. (Don’t act like you don’t know the type dammit!)
We do also wonder how this materialized… And we are not ruling out dumbass purposely putting it out there for some half-hazard attempt at infamy ala Christopher Landon.
As for the “work out 5x a wk” bit… the mirror never lies Princess Perez.
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Evidently, Hilton wanted to request musical redirection from the resident DJ and security felt she was a bit too close and shoved her away. Reinhardt attempted to intervene and ended up with a bloody lip.
Clearly, as everyone knows, this is offensive behavior. Unless your ass knows the DJ, you should keep your distance and if you do approach, you need to do so with flattery before requesting a tune.
The infighting sounds like the classic fuck up your $100 Mil+ hit by rushing to get any bullshit to the theater corporate greed syndrome. Talk about lack of artistic integrity.
So Shia, if you are willing to try something 40 years your senior, balance it out by considering batting the opposite side of the field. And you could simply call it research!