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Perez Hilton: Purported Manhunt Profile Nude Ad


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Alleged Perez Hilton Manhunt Profile SurfacesThe self proclaimed one-time chubby queen of all media, you know the one – Perez Hilton (aka Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr) – the same one who has transformed himself into a muscle Mary yet has still managed to be as unattractive as a wet-fart, is now himself the focus of attention at the hands of an alleged Manhunt profile containing nude self-pics.

Shocked you say?

Well, we have never been fans of the Ms. Thing.  And don’t mind stating there isn’t any love lost.

Ugly is as ugly does.  Made all the worse by the incessant drive to achieve some personal level of fame without any discernible talent…

But what does surface at reviewing the profile info are the statement it contains…

We winced at the “fantastic neg top” declaration.   And nearly choked on our Dr. Pepper at the “almost 8 inches” part.  We think that’s stretching the truth a tad bit.  It’s more along the lines of almost 7 inches, with little girth to make up for its shortcoming.

The “into” portion, however, suits his vapid existence – especially the “voyeurism” part.  Bitch was fat as all hell & assuredly couldn’t pay for it with a borrowed platinum card so it is easy to visualize him being one of those obnoxiously over-bearing trolls that is always peeping others trying to get a grove on at the baths.  (Don’t act like you don’t know the type dammit!)

We do also wonder how this materialized…  And we are not ruling out dumbass purposely putting it out there for some half-hazard attempt at infamy ala Christopher Landon.

As for the “work out 5x a wk” bit…  the mirror never lies Princess Perez.

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Perez Hilton: Persona Non-Grata!

Oh how the mighty start to crumble. With the deluded outburst that led to a beat-down, Perez Hilton is seeing even charities turn on his chubby ass.

Word out is that The Matthew Shepard foundation has officially refused proposed donation from Princess Perez for using homophobic words! Ain’t that some shit?

Perez, seen here attending the People en Espanol 07 party, apparently posted about the donation from any moneys received in an alleged suit against BEP’s and his recent beat-down on his website.

OMG Blog reports on the Shepard Foundations’ position:

STATEMENT FROM MATTHEW SHEPARD FOUNDATION REGARDING PEREZHILTON.COM

The Matthew Shepard Foundation was surprised to learn this morning via media reports that blogger Perez Hilton (aka Mario Lavandeira) has announced he plans to donate, to our organization, the proceeds of a lawsuit he is contesting over an altercation which has been widely reported in recent days.

We had no advance notice or contact from Mr. Hilton or his Representatives regarding this proposal, nor any communication since he posted this plan to his website.

We do not know the details of the lawsuit, whether it has been filed, the nature of his claims or the likely outcome. But because the lawsuit presumably involves the physical attack prompted by Mr. Hilton’s admitted use of an anti-gay slur, the Foundation will be unable to accept any funds obtained in such a manner.

We very much appreciate the generosity of the offer to support our continuing work to memorialize Matthew through activism in defense of sexual minorities and in favor of understanding, compassion, and acceptance. But because so much of our work involves education to reduce the use of hateful language against gay, lesbian, bisexual and transgendered persons, or those so perceived, it would be inappropriate for us to benefit financially from circumstances in which such a verbal attack was involved.

While we applaud Mr. Hilton’s apology to the LGBT community and their loved ones for his use of such a slur, we also feel compelled to point out that use of epithets can often lead to physical violence, as it appears it may have in this case, and that the Matthew Shepard Foundation has worked for more than 10 years to bring to people’s attention the consequences of hateful or intolerant language.

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Perez Hilton Beat Down

The princess of all media – Perez Hilton, has gone and allegedly gotten himself a beat down by Black Eyed Peas member and actor, Will I Am.

And what does Princess Perez do? She goes and Twitters it! That bitch is nothing if not a capitalist.

Perez: “I’m in shock. I need the police ASAP. Please come to the SoHo Metropolitan Hotel now. Please. I was assaulted by Will.I.Am of the Black Eyed Peas and his security guards. I am bleeding. Please, I need to file a police report. No joke.”

His Twit continued a few moments later with: “Still waiting for the police. The bleeding has stopped. I need to document this. Please, can the police come to the SoHo Met Hotel. I spoke to my lawyer. I really need to talk to the authorities. Please come to the SoHo Met Hotel. Have called the police. Need them here.”

What this Twit doesn’t divulge is what prompted the alleged attack. I want proof! Not that there would be a reason needed… Dustin Lance Black posting anyone?

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John Mayer Talks Gay

John Mayer is one of those people in the “biz” that comes across as not taking themselves too seriously.

Case and point: Mayer took to a stand-up routine during his recent Mayer-Craft run and ranted about Princess Perez and all things gay – quite knowledgeably I might add.

Now, whereas I applaud a hetero man talking the talk – really, it creates all types of visuals that cause me to do involuntary things, I draw the line at teasing and not pleasing!
Anytime you are ready to put “ass to mouth,” you call me! I didn’t just turn gay – I’ve been gay everyday for a bit – but I’m ready for you to put your money where your mouth says it’d go and gladly arch my back for better entry. (Eros is at the ready!) I will even reciprocate in kind, Johnny!
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Parasite Hilton Not on DJs List

Parasite Hilton (here pictured arriving at the Letterman Show,) and new boi – Doug Reinhardt, were manhandled at LIV in Miami, reports Princess Perez!

I don’t know why this posting tickled me so much but it did. (Don’t you dare judge me!)

Evidently, Hilton wanted to request musical redirection from the resident DJ and security felt she was a bit too close and shoved her away. Reinhardt attempted to intervene and ended up with a bloody lip.

Clearly, as everyone knows, this is offensive behavior. Unless your ass knows the DJ, you should keep your distance and if you do approach, you need to do so with flattery before requesting a tune.

DJ’s are tempermental and are best left to their playlist riding out until your tune ques up…

I bet you this bitch didn’t learn anything from the experience though… “I can’t believe someone would do this to us,” Hilton is quoted as saying.

Beleive it girl! The only center of attention in the booth is the DJ…

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Twilight Drama Continues

Although I’ve personally moved onto awaiting Robert Pattinson’s new flick “Little Ashes,” some are continuing with the “Twilight” sequel tomfoolery that is still unfolding.

First word came that conflicting directions were evident between Summit studios and director, Catherine Hardwicke, and now princess Perez fuels the sparks with the rumors that studio heads don’t consider Taylor Lautner “native” enough for “New Moon,” currently being reported by Entertainment Weekly. (Wan’t that something to consider from the beginning?)

The infighting sounds like the classic fuck up your $100 Mil+ hit by rushing to get any bullshit to the theater corporate greed syndrome. Talk about lack of artistic integrity.

Just saying…

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Trans Cock…

Superstar Blogger – Perez Hilton, posted an item referencing Shia LeBeouf’s attraction to Diane Sawyer – a woman old enough to be his grandmother. Old news by now, for sure. But as I have a hard-on for Shia and his cocked-n-loaded boy tendencies, I could hardly resist a follow up with my public declaration.

From his coarse textured hair (there has to be some ethnic in there), to that ‘I-swear-I-didn’t-push-you-down-the-stairs’ smirk of his, I get giddy inside thinking of where exactly I’d like to put my tongue on him.

So Shia, if you are willing to try something 40 years your senior, balance it out by considering batting the opposite side of the field. And you could simply call it research!

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