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Rocco Siffredi: Abstinence Vow During World Cup

Rocco Siffredi takes vow of abstinence for the World Cup finals

Rocco Siffredi takes vow of abstinence for the World Cup finals

Un sacrificio mundiale!  That’s how Italian porn star Rocco Siffredi, 50, bills his vow of abstinence during the FIFA World Cup finals, reports state.  We are desperately trying to figure out why exactly the world is supposed to care – but there you have it.

The vow is not unlike how others might take on giving up meat – pardon the pun – for Lent or sum-such derivative.  For instance, a buddy of ours gave up sugar this past year for the holy blahblahblah and we gagged!  But for sure this marks a first for the world of adult entertainment.

Scratch that…  There likely aren’t too many 1st left for the world of porn. Read the rest of this entry »

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Marc Jacobs: Porn Beau Number Two

glamourmarcjacobsGoogle Marc Jacobs and his new beau Harry Louis and you will register more hits than a domestic abuse line.  Seriously, the two have been frolicking, beach-side, for the world to see.  Make a second go at just the beau and his foray in the porn world will overload your page but you may result with some just cause for Jacobs’ enamored state!  Brother is packing uncut and uncensored. Read the rest of this entry »

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Nick Gruber: Touts Calvin Klein Model Status

Nick Gruber attends the After Earth NYC premiere

Nick Gruber attends the After Earth NYC premiere

Ex-porn twink turned kept boy extra-ordinaire Nick Gruber turned up at the After Earth premiere in NYC and was promptly introduced to the press line of photographers as an ex-Calvin Klein model.  And we damn near missed a step and almost caused an avalanche.

Wow!  Y’all know he’s comfortable in front of a camera – no inhibition what-so-ever.  But we must’ve missed his CK days…

And this is why we have to ask, what billboard did he grace?  Which magazine pages – other than the nude ones did he pose for?  Which runway season did he stride?

Did we miss something? Read the rest of this entry »

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Lindsay Lohan: James Deen Canyons Trailer


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Lindsay Lohan and James Deen film The Canyons.

Lindsay Lohan’s return to the big screen is the stuff of constant fodder.  But the time has arrived and will mark a co-starring role opposite some two-bit hetero porn-wanna-be-starlet named James Deen.  That his “stage name” is a jump-off of a more famous, somewhat controversial (for his time) 20th century a-lister and troubled individual doesn’t get lost on us.

Not one bit.

That the Mean Girls star would reduce her waning chances at a true comeback by starring opposite someone so desperate from the word go to achieve infamy is where we stopped and can’t seem to get passed that gear.

Out of curiosity we had to go and look up this out of shape self-proclaimed porn impresario and see if there were any redeeming traits to warrant benefit of the doubt.

Que drums!

What we found was not much to get a rise out of.   His blog for instance can only be described as a lackluster experience.  Even by hetero standards.  The snatch he mainly features – as opposed to his own bodily parts – are beat up and resemble relics of passed around the bathroom stalls of dive bars on the West Coast type of snatch.  And when you get to the bare essentials of his package – well – it hardly measures up.

Sure, some would say its nothing to send home but we measure from a whole different perspective.

Would it hurt him to do a push-up or two?  Say nothing of a stomach crunch…

Suffice to say that American Gigolo he is not.

The movie trailer to her return project is as cheesy as it promises – we give it that.  For sure the folks behind the Liz Taylor bio-pic, which looms on the horizon, are non-too pleased with what precedes their efforts.

But don’t take our word for it.  Take a look see for yourselves…

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Jiggy Man Exclusive: Retired Sex God Q and A

Jiggy Man proves there is life after a whirlwind in the world of porn. And a happy one at that!

Ras Icon, most commonly known as Jiggy Man, first gained the public’s attention starring in the trans-Atlantic films of Machofucker studios.  A studio known as the go-to destination for inter-racial encounters devoid of any story-lines played out by the cast.  The studio promises you nothing but well endowed tops getting down with the get down paired with the passive boys who are made to take it.

Don’t judge!  It’s a popular medium.

Time and time again we have praised the power of – and declared our penchant for – pornography!  It’s true.  Blame our Catholic upbringing.  But we are fully aware that not everyone shares our sentiment – publicly.  So if this happens to apply to you, stop reading now!

But regardless of your opinion on the billion dollar industry – there are many differing positions – there is no denying some of the most attractive and skilled folks around reside in porn.  We can personally attest to watching some who could make a killing putting together a how-to book for the less intuitive.  But alas it’s not always a happy ending for the sexually daring lot who saunter about in the controversial profession.  And if you doubt it much, then you are simply not paying attention.  Time and again, stories of the untimely end to some of the most coveted and lusted after bodies can be read.  Drugs and, well, yes, please, more drugs usually the cause.

This is not one of those times!

On the contrary.  Jiggy Man would be one of the few individuals that stands to serve as a testament of having survived his experience and made the better for it.  That’s right.  He volunteered for the exxxperience because it was something he “always wanted to do,” gave it his all and then decidedly walked away to pursue the next chapter of his life unabashedly. Read the rest of this entry »

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Rob Gronkowski: Photo with Porn Star Bibi Jones


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New England Patriots tight end Rob Gronkowski gives porn star Britney Maclin the shirt off his back

Talk about a generous jock giving the shirt off his back.  Rob Gronkowski, 22, of New England Patriots tight end fame, is all up to his quarter sized nipples of deep shit for being photographed in the company of a blond by the name of Britney Maclin, 20, better and more widely known as porn star Bibi Jones.   In the photos, posted by Maclin, Gronkowski appears smiling while she models his teams jersey.

You’d think the team as a whole would simply thank her for the free publicity…  But NO!

This bit has rocked the NFL and sports world as if it were the first time – ever.  No, really, it’s everywhere. 

Cuz you know that this type of shit doesn’t happen in a wholesome sport such as this… 

Just imagine, these overpaid, over-hyped, testosteroned fueled (and a times topped off with a bit of steroids,) taking advantage of some of the pussy thrown in their direction and then letting them bitches put on their jersey during post-coital moments.  The shock!  And in these case it happens to be professional pussy, what else could he do?

What we don’t get is when is giving the shirt off your back to someone your banging so wrong?  It’s only proper to let them don your tops to appear presentable for a quick trophy snap.  How the hell else are you going to be able to make it locker room babble?

Well, the powers that be didn’t see it this way and the twenty-two year old Gronkowski was promptly called into the the NE Patriots’ principals office – Robert Kraft – and made to release an apology.

“I didn’t intend anything to hurt the reputation of anyone on the New England Patriots or on behalf of Robert Kraft,” the 6.6 tall and 265 lbs football twink said. “It was just a simple picture and that’s all.”

We don’t see how who he mounts or takes a pic with would harm a reputation that is less than polished and shiney, but thats just us…

We do however wonder if he wrote that himself or needed a flack to do it for him?  Cuz let’s face it, he is some type of fine-ness, he shouldn’t have to bang it out & then use his talents for something as menial as this…

Now, cutting to the chase…  When is the sex tape going to “leak” out?  Cuz y’all know there is one somewhere…  It ain’t possible to be a 22 yr old stud and be banging a fine piece of porn ass without getting a keepsake recording of it…  That just wouldn’t be right!

Until it leaks, we thought we’d round up some sexy Gronkowski pics and give you a look-see at what he was enjoying – for more on Jones click here.

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Ryan Idol: Attempted Murder Conviction


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Marc Anthony Donais, aka Ryan Idol, faces 15 yrs in prison for attempted murder of ex-girlfriend

Playgirl centerfold and 90’s porn star Marc Anthony Donais, aka as Ryan Idol, 45, was convicted of attempted murder with a toilet seat of his unidentified girlfriend, reports The Daily News and The Edge.  You may recall some of his flicks like “Idol in The Sky,” Idol Country” and “Idol Worship.”  If not, you may recall how he fell out of a third story window in NYC in 1998, reportedly due to drugs and alcohol.

Idol, or Donais – whichever name you now wish to refer to his as, partially left porn behind and redirected onto the Broadway and off-Broadway stages appearing in “Making Porn” and then Terrence McNally’s “The Ritz,” alongside Rosie Perez.

What he appears to have not left behind was his dumbass behavior.

Idol was accused of visiting his ex-girlfriends’ home and telling her that he “wanted to kill her,” stated the defendant on the witness stand.  Police reports list that Idol “battered [her] with a toilet tank lid in her West Sacramento condo on the evening of Sept. 5, 2009 after she had broken up with him.”

Really?

Idol was also “found guilty of three other felonies, including battery, asaault with a deadly weapon and corporal injury on a spouse or cohabitant,” AVN reports.  He is presently scheduled to appear in court for sentencing on December 9th and faces up to “15 years in prison.”

Ouch!

One thing is for certain about his imminent future.  His resume will grow from this…  At 45 and given his foray in gay porn he may be soon adding a new role to his creds.  That of a bottom!  Something he never took on in his films.

God speed to Donais.  Perhaps we will see a comeback from this…  Something with a title Idol Prison.

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Jordan Jaric: Laid Horizontal by Brain Tumor


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Jordan Jaric undergoes brain surgery to remove a tumor

We recently came upon a posting on Jordan Jaric (born Eric James Mulvaney) who is undergoing surgery for a brain tumor.  The Falcon porn entertainer tweeted about his recurring seizures and concerns about $$$ to pay for his hospital ordeal, reports Perez Unrated.

We’d hate to come across as insensitive but if you are experiencing seizures stemming from a brain tumor, it seems to us that one would be somewhat more preoccupied with and freaking out from, oh, let’s say, your health?

But no, Jaric tweeted endlessly about how he was distraught over having recently split from his porn actor beau, not having $ to pay for the hospital bills and how many seizures a day he was having!

WTF?  The porn actor beau split we can understand a bit.  Assuredly he has some talents…  But really?

Well, perhaps his followers didnt remind him of the obvious…  Just get the surgery, get well & return your ass – literally – to work and bang it out overtime for the money honey!

It’s a craft you already know, sugar.

They aren’t operating on that fine ass of yours, so get face down in a restful position, place your ass up, back arched and legs parted – et voila!  $$$ comes in – pardon the pund.

No need to thank us, we are here to help Jaric…

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Michael Verdugo NSFW: Rope Rituals

One time Hollywood, Fl cop causes controversy with a bondage porn video past

 

There exist a gay fantasy involving uniforms.  It’s hot I cannot lie.  There also exists fetishist who thoroughly enjoy being handcuffed.  (We ain’t judging!)  Read the rest of this entry »

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Do Right Man

I’ve always suspected I was in the wrong business! And here is the proof.

Meet Do – a Brazilian porn star and model featured in Pier Magazine.

I think this is the kind of specimen that could violate you three steps from missionary and you would ask for more of that tickle.

He is perfect and worth the late fees….


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