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DRAMA!!!!!!!!!!!!!! If there is one thing those messy Jersey Shore children can do is party hard! But apparently its not just with bottom shelf liquor. Oh No! Those MF”ers go at it like farm animals. The gang of the famed MTV New Jersey based “reality” gig appear to have themselves a special heavy hitter style user in their midst, reports Radar Online. Jonathan “The Unit” Manfre, who touts himself as one buff -assed tight bodied trainer to cast member Mike Sorrentino – skin tight he is – has now been indicted on his Summer 2011 arrest for possession of a “powdery like substance” outside the house of debauchery.
NJ Police investigators now claim lab results indicate the substance resulted as allegedly being determined to be non-other than the horse tranquilizer club drug Ketamine, or Special K, a class third degree felony. The indictment comes with a possible 3 to 5 year sentence if found guilty.
We wonder, if convicted – not likely as “celebrity” never sees civilian results – if MTV will look to throw Manfre his own spin-off. Perhaps they could even call it Hard Bottom Unit!
Has a catchy ring to it, no?
It would certainly be an appropriate title, all components considered, we think. Cuz you know with a body like that the brothers won’t even wait for him to drop the soap. Hell if they wouldn’t be clambering for a first crack of that fine piece!
And damn if a scene with him on all fours, back arched, knees shoulder width apart, readied for a downward dog move, wouldn’t be the hottest visual EVER! Stretch it out…
Manfre’s case is scheduled for a January 10th court date – although the man of the hour is not expected to appear.
We can’t help but wonder how an indictment of this severity does not require him to appear before the judge? Or how there isn’t a mugshot for the supporting cast member. And this all in a state that gloated over admitting practicing racial profiling.
Doesn’t seem kosher.
That’s MTV pull for you!
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