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As if the Robert Pattingson, Kristen Stewart & Taylor Lautner blockbuster “Breaking Dawn” instalment of the Twilight series needed any additional mentions comes word from the Washington Post via Crazy Days & Nights, of an un-named cast member’s imminent leap out of the proverbial closet.
We were under the impression that this type of news was hardly needed on some folks associated with this film. Le’s face it Kristen Stewart is a bit butch from the get go. And we have been told, by multiple individuals, allegedly in the know, that Taylor Lautner is alternative.
But in the end who rightly gives a ripe good fuck? Seriously! Unless you are in the que for a boudoir session of course… And then all you would need to concern yourself with is what position you would be playing…
We’d gladly let Lautner tell us his preference – just saying… cuz that body is tight!
Now, yes, Lautner has about as much chemistry on screen with women as oil and water, and Stewart has an aura of tommy boy butchness to her swagger – we won’t say nothing of Pattinson, cuz, well, y’all know how freaky the Brits can be; not judging, simply making an informed observation – but in the end why should we concern ourselves with alleged pending personal revelations, when there are real problems in the world, IE: The Bahamas being completely overcast & preventing us from getting some real color, dammit!
Just when you thought you’d had enough of the Robert Pattinson crazyness comes the trailer for the new “Twilight Saga: Eclipse” flick, due out June 30th.
RPat sure seems to be capitalizing on his psunami of celebrity, now if he were to hit the gym or do a few stomach crunches…
Perhaps its my ADD but I have a hard time taking the “I’ll love you forever” opening of this trailer. It’s a regurgitation of the past two! The only portion of the trailer that saved the day was getting a glimpse of Taylor Lautner’s shirtless appearance – this is indeed welcomed. I also greatly enjoyed Dakota Fanning’s brief cameo. More please.
Having not read the books myself, I don’t rightly know if there ever comes a time when Lautner not only drops his shirt but his pants as well! (Just only half kidding!)
I’ve already invested in seeing the first two so I have little choice but to carry on! But I may need to smoke something to get thru it.
It’s great when you get closure on past efforts. Especially when they aren’t always fruitful. Of course I presently refer to the film “Remember Me,” starring Robert “Twilight” Pattinson and Emilie de Ravin – a film which shot throughout NYC and it burroughs boros for most of last summer.
Between the fans, who followed RPats every move online and the horde of paps, it fast reached psychotic levels and mesmerizing to watch.
Well, the little flick that could – for which I feel I put in my own small amount of time trying to procure pics of while in Brooklyn, Queens and NYC – returned to Gotham last night to finally premiere the finished product.
Needless to say that the crazy that is all things Pattinson returned to with it. Also in attendance were his costars, Emelie de Ravin, Ruby Jerins, Pierce Brosnan and Chris Cooper – in case you were wondering.
Fans were well into the hundreds and the roar reached a deafening pitch when Kristen Stewart arrived as the supportive surprise guest for the evening.
One must point out that Rob looked exceptionally unwashed and behaved in his usual uncomfortable self. One pap actually yelled out “wash out that hair if if bothers you so much,” as he flutted past the step-and-repeat.
I hate it when I am made to wake up to someone banging on my door at post-dawn hours. This used to happen every Saturday morning at about 8 a.m., at the hands of the disciple syndrome seeking Jehovah’s Witness’ – that is until I threatened to baptise them in hot water! Funny how quickly they change direction in the face of a literal scalding… Put an end to that right quick!
But presently, more often than not, it occurs at the hands of my buildings superintendent. It’s like he knows my lazy ass is still reeling from the effects of a Temazepam induced slumber.
And to make matters worse, he is almost always with some repairmen looking to fix something or other. Never cute ones either! I reckon I should be thankful for that, cuz I don’t exactly wake looking like I am ready for the cat-walk, but more like Root’s Kunta Kinte, cept less pretty. Too much? Oh well, the truth is seldom pretty and neither am I in the morning…
News abounds that Tobey Maguire, here seen at the NY “Nine” première, has jumped the shark along with Spidey director Sam Raimi on the previously announced 4th installment of the mega-blockbuster Marvel Comics franchise.
“Working on the Spider-Man movies was the experience of a lifetime for me. While we were looking forward to doing a fourth one together, the studio and Marvel have a unique opportunity to take the franchise in a new direction, and I know they will do a terrific job,” Raimi officially states on the matter, reported by HollywoodInsider.
Now to me this just means they are looking to play the diplomatic re-negotiating more $$$ role. Seriously, who the fuck else can step in and make it stick than these two?
In other Spidey news, reports are swirling that 23-year-old Robert Pattinson (insert from his Planet Hollywood appearance,) is being considered as a possible replacement for the otherwise bland Maguire. I know he is all the poo – but I can’t swallow this early without gagging a bit!
So needless to say I ain’t buying this one either. I do however buy the report that Pattinson will star opposite Uma Thurman in “Bel Ami,” based on the Guy du Maupassant book.
When I first read this, it made perfect sense. I can totally see Pattinson being pummeled by some Eastern-European uncut cock. He would truly make a great pussy-boy. But alas, I misread and went with my morning woods (that’s hard on for those of you who can’t figure it out) take on the Bel Ami reference. It ain’t the first time I get all excited and jumpstart the finish line and make a wrong connection due to all my blood rushing south – sue me for watching porn!
Stay tuned for more on Spiderman. The next installment ain’t due until 2012.
Gays and their expendable income are fickle and no amount of eye candy can change that – the community knows there is always more around the bend.
His star re-catapulted back to the A-list section recently – in large part to his role in the screen adaptation of “Mama Mia.” Who knew he could sing?
What did transpire in between Bond and holding a note was more notable in that it seems to have humbled the man I most fondly recall as menacing to paps – even at private functions.
This is refreshing given that his star will no doubt stay airborn given that this project co-stars “Twilight” phenom – Robert Pattinson – who has been rather aloof in his own right while on set!
But what is odd is that apparently Pattinson differs from Brosnan in that liquor makes him more pliable.
One pap is saying that he caught the youngster leaving his hotel and heading out into the NY night, a bit tipsy, and when he asked for a pic he was afforded a posed set!
Patti, if this is all it takes, I’m buying!
Case and point: while filming in the trendy Brooklyn Heights area yesterday, the PA’s actively blocked photos of the stars as they arrived to their trailers, and this with barricades in place and after the pap herd complied with keeping a distance and not rushing the actors. Not good.
Later on, during filming, the crew and star refused to “give up” the photo during rehearsal and all hell broke lose as paps clamored to procure pics as the day was coming to an end – which resulted in cops, arguments, pleads from producers and finally the need for putting up screens! In the end, folks got the photo…
Now I am not a SVA graduate but simple me thinks that all the energy and “light” could have been saved by merely extending a professional courtesy to the working paps and allowing them to shoot unobstructed. But thats just me, what do I know?
With word that the filming will wrap within 10 days, I suspect events on set will escalate.
With “fans” corralled behind barricades – for a change, what resulted turned out to be nothing short of orchestrated mayhem.
I managed to procure this pic with the boy du jour and his bloodied makeup, flanked by P.A’s and a new security detail – that old one was canned promptly after the cab scene.
The scene however took place in an alley way for which great lengths were taken to minimize paps from getting images – of course some did…
We seriously hope Patti is ok…