I can’t catch a fucking break! As I logged onto my little blog this morn Google’s “content warning” banner popped up! Evidently some “readers” found content on the site “objectionable!” My official response to those folks is “SUCK it!”

Girl, even in lesbian terms the changing of locks bares some major significance. Move the fuck on. For sure there is other snatch to munch – younger, prettier and even butchier looking than Sams! Perhaps you should try a snatch with a little more Hollywood clout! Or just go back to dick – I always do…

And the thot plickens. Word coming out via Ok Mag is in the form of restraining orders. Charlotte Ronson – Sam’s sister, and the clan have taken it to the Beverly Hills Police Dept., apparently telling cops that, “[Lindsay] was trying to get into [their] party this weekend. We had to tell security to keep her out. Then she booked a room at the Chateau Marmont. Her room was right below… She also followed our brother Mark around.”

This shit has more drama than a Lifetime movie!

Linds – maybe, just maybe, you could take heed of your own words and focus on getting that shit act of yours together and salvage your career! Washed up at twenty-two ain’t cute!