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Hulk Hogan: Butt Ass Nekkid Sex Tape

Hulk Hogan’s sex tape hits the web!

We have never been a fan of the theatrics that are WWF.  Give us real wrestling any day.  Those boys are hot!  But we do know of Hulk Hogan and his colorful family.  We actually thought they were yester-years news but lo-and-behold here is the middle-aged Hulk Hogan – he is 59 and stands at 6.7″ – doing the nasty with some bimbo in a canopy bed.

Be forewarned that this may cause an involuntary upchuck without warning!

Not an endearing performance but looks like he gets down with the get down.

For those of you hard of hearing there is closed-captioning.

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Carly Rae Jepsen: Alleged Sex Tape Pics Uproar

Video grabs from an alleged “leaked” Carly Rae Jepsen sex tape scandal presently making the rounds.

What’s a sure fire way, present day, of getting that hot piece of ass you keep eying to give you a late night thought and take you up on your incessant solicitation of “call me, maybe?”  Have your personal video depicting you ready to go down on another suitor leaked.  Cuz in this day and age, it’s all about the visual.  And if that doesn’t extend your 15 minutes, well, you better be ready with a backup plan at a drive-thru.  At least that is how it seems to be playing out for Carly Rae Jepsen – singer of that annoying ass song “Call Me, Maybe”.

Let us tell you that when the key words – sex tape and leaked – caught our attention, we weren’t fully sure who the Jepsen chick was…  Our first response was to think perhaps this was Minka Kelly’s pseudonym in her “alleged” sex tape scandal, which incidentally, and all too conveniently, has come forth as she is set to go into filming of some new project…   Hmmmm, you say?

Someone please tell her an actress she ain’t!

But upon closer inspection, and some light researching, we found Jepsen to be the culprit behind that annoying ass song catapulted into global scale by another annoying ass – Justin Bieber.

Our grievances grow by leaps and bounds this early morning…

But wouldn’t it be a sensation if the alleged piece Jepsen was about to perform oral feats on in the video grabs herein depicted was the Biebs himself?  Don’t feign shock!  It could happen…  And it certainly would explain a whole lot.  Now that is a sensation of epic proportions.  And we would assuredly call her, maybe.

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Sam Jones III: NSFW Smallville Exposed

Sam Jones III proves the myth has merit

Tom Welling may play Superman’s pre-cape early days but it’s his sidekick Sam Jones III who could easily double as a the man of steel.  Or at least the one packing the nether region correctly.  Brother has dick talent!

And if you doubt such – just a take a peek at his home-made sex tape!

He ain’t shy – that’s for sure!

Of course, he is now readying himself for a stint in jail stemming from a drug bust.  But we don’t think he will be lacking any supply of white meat to keep him thusly entertained.

All in all, he gets tons of time to work on his body and his choice of all that white ass he can handle to pick from…  Not exactly an all too bad predicament to be in…

Lucky fucker!

To see more grabs from the video click here.

Grab of Smallville’s Sam Jones III nude

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Colin Farrell: Muff Monster

Freshly back from a glorious whirlwind holiday across the Atlantic on many a picturesque Mediterranean beach I am aglow from sun and…
So in loo of catching up with the many photos I have to go through – and choosing one or two to share, I thought to bring this video of hotness Colin Farrell getting down with the get down!

As if we need reminding of just how hot Colin Farrell really is… inspiring!

Try not to marvel at how he wasn’t man-scaped for this scene. (What’s that about? Not that I wouldn’t attack it anyway – nothing wrong with a little flossing.)

What I would not do to play the princess role in this flick…

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Teen Sex Tape Rumored

There is a story floating around the blogger sphere about an alleged teen group sex tape involving a now of age Disney-esque sensation that puts Parasite Hilton’s venture into sex on camera arena to shame!

Queerty reports on a BlindGossip item involving some under-age same-sex group-sex goings on in LA. The plot thickens as it is rumored (if the pic on Q is to suggest anything) to be Zac Efron, while he was under 17.

I will clarify that this is ALLEGEDLY! Cuz I don’t want anyone coming to shut my little site down (hell if I have been able to open the BG link myself!).

I repeat Allegedly as I need to cover my ass cuz I’ve already been assigned a “content warning” due to some puritan dumb fuck face complaining bout my material as “objectionable”! Never mind the under-age ramifications generally meaning not fully age of consent….

Now I know how UN-PC of me it is to say ‘I want to see it!’ but when the fuck have I ever been PC? And hell, if it is Zac, I will walk my skinny ass out West to see this ALLEGE tape, cuz he is some type of yum-ness – and certainly more talented than Parasite Hilton…

So if anyone out there has a copy, I would be most grateful for a copy of a mere screen grab!

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