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Shia LeBeouf: Nude Music Video Debut

Shia LeBeouf goes full-frontal in new “Fjögur Píanó” music video

Hollywood’s premiere go-to boy – Shia LeBeouf – has now gone and done his part to dispel the male full frontal taboo practice by traveling his narrow ass across the Atlantic up-a-ways to take part in Icelandic band Sigur Ros’s new music video for their song “Fjögur Píanó.”  But before you go and let your panties cream, you should acknowledge that nothing is as taboo in the good ole US of A as male full-frontal nudity.  That’s fact.

It’s as if the powers at be have pin-pointed the embodiment of male dominance residing solely in what lies behind that zipper.  And well we don’t mind confirming to y’all that, in some cases, it does!  Cuz truth be told, there are some men out there that can work you to within an inch of your breathing capacity and make every one of your nerve endings stand at attention – simultaneously!  Or so we hear.  While others – well, three minutes in and you want to tell them to get the fuck up and get the hell out!  True story.

And y’all can thank the DailyBeast for bringing the son of a hippie’s attributes stateside.

We loudly applaud LeBeouf’s bravery in putting it all on display.  We do…  Doubly so as it incorporates interpretive modern dance.  Bravo!

We also think he should’a trimmed that bush down before they yelled ‘action!’  But that’s another matter and one which not everyone shares in kind.

Clue:  If you trim that shit, it will look bigger!

That the Beast felt the need to compile a reference point for all men who have gone and shared what’s hanging with the masses is just simply unkind.  There is little need to compare a young mans foray into being filmed nekkid to that of Michael Fassbender’s amply endowed third leg!


And leave Daniel Radcliffe alone already.

Sure, it is a matter of size!  We know.  And anyone who says it isn’t is lying!  But since you can’t really augment the length and width of what you were brought into the world with – you can thank your mother for that one – you do have other avenues to travel…  Like learning to properly use what you are working with and incorporate some tongue artistry into the mix.  Les you forget that the tongue is a muscle!

And for all we know LeBeouf could be working with some other talents that we just aren’t privy to.  (It could happen…)

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Topping His Game!

Its official, cocksure bad boy next door (and my future ex-husband,) Shia LeBeouf topped weekend box offices this weekend to the tune of 29+ million with his new flick “Eagle Eye.” Was there any doubt? Was there any competion? OSCAR awaits this young buck, for certain… or the very least a full rimming and prostate massage!

Congrats, sweetey! I’ve got dinner and dessert on the table waiting for you…

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Shia Off Hook…

Because I like looking at his picture, I bring your attention to the TMZ post on Transformer hottie – Shia LeBeouf.

It appears the erratic behaviors of the “new” Tom Hanks will likely land him on public transportation for having refused to take a breathalyzer or blood work after his last late night fender-bender – which is better than having to do a few days in the LA Spa version of county. LeBeouf is scheduled to have a hearing later today West coast time.

But I’m sure even this wont need to go on for long. Hottie has to have so much ass being thrown his way he can pick and choose the size, style, position, color, speed of his new ride…. Call me…

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Trans Cock…

Superstar Blogger – Perez Hilton, posted an item referencing Shia LeBeouf’s attraction to Diane Sawyer – a woman old enough to be his grandmother. Old news by now, for sure. But as I have a hard-on for Shia and his cocked-n-loaded boy tendencies, I could hardly resist a follow up with my public declaration.

From his coarse textured hair (there has to be some ethnic in there), to that ‘I-swear-I-didn’t-push-you-down-the-stairs’ smirk of his, I get giddy inside thinking of where exactly I’d like to put my tongue on him.

So Shia, if you are willing to try something 40 years your senior, balance it out by considering batting the opposite side of the field. And you could simply call it research!

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