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Heidi Klum and Seal Rumored Divorce on Horizon

Posted by Native NYker in divorce, heidi klum, seal, seperation, splitsville on January 21, 2012

Heidi and hubby Seal - guest performer of the night - show their silly side at Orphans Benefit

Say it ain’t so!  Ebony & Ivory super couple, German one-time VS model turned Project Runway producer & host  Heidi Klum and her crooner husband Seal are allegedly on the road to splits-ville.

The hottest interracial couple since the days of Josephine Baker and her band leader husband are reportedly separating and divorce papers are imminent – citing the proverbial irreconcilable differences as a cause.

Papers are expected to be filed sometime later this week, states RadarOnline - no word as yet on which of the two will do the honors bringing an end to the seven year marriage.

The couple have four children together – three since their marriage in 2005 and one brought into the relationship which Seal adopted.

Although neither of their reps have officially released a statement, the rumors are everywhere and with this much fanfare it is certainly based in truth.

The couple have not been seen together in public since January.

We hope against hope at this time that these rumors are baseless and that the expected announcement this week will be calling such rumors nothing more than rubbish!

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Jennifer Lopez: Back on The Singles Block

Posted by Native NYker in jennifer lopez, marc anthony, splitsville on July 15, 2011

Jennifer Lopez and Marc Anthony have called it quits after seven years of blissful marriage and a set of twins, reports state.  The dynamic Puerto-Rican duo released a joint statement announcing their amicable seperation.  And this after recently being paired in Times Square for an event where they were all lovey-dovey!  Hmmm.

“We have decided to end our marriage,” declared the announcement.

“This was a very difficult decision. We have come to an amicable conclusion on all matters,” the official notice pronounces.

Ok, we are going to be upfront, when we read this “amicable” part we said ‘hold up’!  Who are they fucking kidding?

No Puerto Rican has an amicable split!  Especially those with money to make things difficult.

It just doesn’t happen.

And this is JLo we are talking about…  Ms. Latin Diva and her equal male counterpart that we are talking about.

We believe that there are some lawyers about to make some serious bank on this one.

And it really doesn’t come as a surprise given Anthony’s M.O of trading his partners a few years.   It’s like he picks them with a built in shelf life.

Let’s just hope they don’t take it 34th Street special style.

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Shakira: Splits From Longtime Philandering Beau

Posted by Native NYker in antonio de la rua, shakira, splitsville on January 11, 2011

Cross-over Columbian sensation Shakira - seen here at the 2002 Latin Grammy Awards in LA - calls it quits with de la Rua

News hit the web and airwaves yesterday of the end of longtime rocky romance between Columbian bombshell and Latin Grammy winner – Shakira and her beau of 11 years and manager Antonio de la Rua – son of ousted Argentine president, reports the Huffington Post.

de la Rua’s daliances with other women while out and about on the town are little shock to many an editor who have been inconvenienced to the point of having to repeatedly pull newly surfaced stories of yet another notch due to de la Rua’s attorneys fast acting purchases – buying out the rights to candid photos of him and his indiscretions. 

Last instance RTnM can attest to dates circa 2007, where the photos in question, shot in NY, were rumored to have been scooped – post circulating – for a sum in the mid-five figure range.

Shakira released a letter to El Pais as well as her blog on the split, which reads:

“Dear Friends,

During our almost 11 years together we have loved each other deeply, taken care of each other and stood by one another. They have been the most wonderful years of our lives, and thanks to that love and the respect that we share for one another we have been an exceptional couple and partners.

However, since August 2010, we made a mutual decision to take time apart from our romantic relationship. Throughout this time we have continued to work together hand in hand, have remained close and have kept the details absolutely private until now.

We view this period of separation as temporary and as a time of individual growth as we continue to be partners in our business and professional lives.”

We wish the hip shaking Shakira all the best on finding another love that can meet her impending needs to procreate.

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Christina Aguilera: Seperates From Mandingo Hubby

Posted by Native NYker in christina aguilera, seperation, splitsville on October 13, 2010

 

News hit yesterday that pop princess Christina Aguilera has split from her music producer mandingo packing hubby Jordan Bratman.  And we are at a loss for words.

We saw the fire engine red lipstick wearing diva a few weeks ago at the Montblanc party and no one was the wiser of the news.  She seemed unbothered and full of cheer during the step and repeat. 

“Although Jordan and I are separated, our commitment to our son Max remains as strong as ever,” Aguilera said in a released statement.

Wow…

The end of an affair – regardless of the magnitude – is a troubling ordeal.  So we give kudos to the mommy chanteuse.  Clearly she is a better actress than we could ever have imagined.  We will definitely have to catch her upcoming “Burlesque” project opposite Cher!

I’ll tell y’all that we loose a booty call and are wrecked as all hell.  Can’t imagine losing some in house dick that has been around for some five years.  Damn likely we’d be standing on a window sill looking to end it all.

Our heart goes out to the Genie in a Bottle singer.

 

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