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Christian Labella: Glad Charges Were Dropped
Posted by Native NYker in christian labella, club 1oak, LiLo, lindsay lohan, tmz on October 8, 2012
Congressional Aide Christian Labella cornered by TMZ: Glad the charges were dropped!
There are lessons one must learn the hard way. A rite of passage if you will. Like, let’s say, not star-chasing the likes of Lindsay Lohan and taking unrequested cellphone pics in the hopes of grand standing with your friends about getting to visit the whirlwind craziness that is La-Lindsay. Especially pics she might be upset by…
It won’t end well.
Case and point…? Well, Labella is just coming out of the vortex that is Lohan after he hooked-up with the troubled starlet at NYC’s 1Oak and headed back to her W Hotel quarters.
Que suspense – as if y’all weren’t aware of the story already…
Anyways…
You would think that getting to party w/ the likes of her crazy ass might suffice, but NO! Labella had to go and document his unsuspecting ring-leader in what has been said to be unflattering moments, and when Lindsay became aware of it, well, all hell broke loose.
Presently the latest news comes via TMZ who cornered the politico aspiring dumb-ass and he attempted to evade the attention. He relented and stated that he is “glad the charges have been dropped.” Following up with “no, comment.”
Oddly enough our Dictionary word of the day is Apophasis: Denial of one’s intention to speak of a subject that is in fact named.
We bet that Labella will think twice before star-chasing again and may even wish to never revisit her name…
We still think hanging with her crazy ass would be a whole lot of booze induced fun! Call us girl.
Prince Harry: Vegas Billiard Strip Down!
Posted by Native NYker in las vegas, nude pics, playboy, prince harry, ryan lochte, strip billiards, tmz on August 22, 2012
We can’t say that we are all that surprised by the surfacing of nude pics of hotness Prince Harry and some skank in Vegas during a strip billiards game this past week.
TMZ posted two doctored images, presumably from a set, and we ask them why? Why doctor them Harvey?
So much so and to the point of putting a star on that smooth bum of his? Is that really necessary?
Clearly Principeso didn’t mind letting it all air out! And we should honor his free spirit by paying it back in kind…
We hate ourselves some censorship! We do. Can’t help it.
Why even bother is our state of mind if you are going to censor the very thing that makes it worth posting?
Not judging anyone, simply making an observation is all…
We are also left wondering if Lochte was in on the strip billiards match post pool race… And if so, where are the pics?
Now, you know Harry is a freak! Cuz papi was playing strip billiards with a Group of folks. That spells a propensity for group activity if y’all know what we mean. And on top of a billiard table is a perfect spot to get down w/ a get down that comes with edges to anchor yourself on for better leverage.
We petition that they be re-posted w/out the censoring layers. And someone please tell us what the “cupping of the genitals” by Harry-licious is all about? Be free Harry. No matter, for now, they will do nicely.
Johnny Depp: Accused of Employing Thug Bodyguards
Posted by Native NYker in amber heard, bahamas international film festival, biff, johnny depp, the bahamas, tmz on December 5, 2011
Johnny Depp opts out of joining costar Amber heard at BIFF event only to see litigation developing over bodyguard thuggery
While the Bahamian International Film Festival hosted Amber Heard and an opening night screening of The Rum Diary, Johnny Depp opted out and headed to an Iggy Pop concert in LA. Duly deserved playtime – for sure. But what should have been a leisurely good time for Depp – as opposed to clocking some work time like Heard – has turned police involvement ugly.
TMZ reports that Depp’s bodyguards are facing accusations of having tackled a disabled woman who ventured a little too close to the Pirates of The Caribbean alum.
The developing legal fracas entails a filed police report made by Robyn Ecker, 52, “claiming she was celebrating her husband’s birthday at the Iggy Pop concert — treating him to $600-a-pop seats at the Palladium… and Johnny was seated right beside her, surrounded by bodyguards.”
“Ecker claims she was having a blast, dancing her face off … when she accidentally strayed a little too close to Johnny’s table,” TMZ tells us.
From Ecker’s accounts, told to LAPD, Depp’s overzealous thugs pounced — grabbing her wrists and taking her down!
Hmmmm.
And yes, Ms. Thing was drinking a bit!
Curiously enough, no word of what her alleged disability is other than to assume that she is a challenged dancer.
For all we know she could have looked like she was experiencing convulsions, causing Depp’s team to want to rush in and protect him from bodily harm by her flailing fit.
For sure there will be litigation by the accuser. Cuz, let’s face it – it has a smell of it already.
I bet he wishes he had taken his ass to the BIFF screening now…
And on a sidenote, here is a list of winners:
BIFF 2011 winners are:
New Visions
RESTLESS CITY (USA) / Director: Andrew Dosunmu
First Look
Best Feature: AMOS (The Bahamas) / Director: Karen Arthur, Thomas Neuwirth
Best Short: FIVE BONES (The Bahamas) / Director: Tyler Johnston
*Honorable mention to TALL TALE OF AN ACCIDENTAL TOURIST (The Bahamas) / Director: Jason Evans
Spirit of Freedom: Narrative
VIPS (Brazil) / Director: Toniko Melo
*Honorable mention to BETTER MUS’ COME (Jamaica) / Director: Storm Saulter
Spirit of Freedom: Documentary
MARATHON BOY (USA/UK/India) / Director: Gemma Atwal
*Honorable mention to ZERO PERCENT (USA) / Director: Tim Skousen
Short Film
HOMECOMING (USA) / Director: Gursimran Sandhu
2011 BIFF Audience Awards
Best Narrative Feature: BETTER MUS’ COME (Jamaica) / Director: Storm Saulter
Best Documentary: ON THE WINGS OF MEN (USA/The Bahamas) / Director: Calvin Dwight Harris
Kim Kardashian: Files Halloween Divorce Proceedings Against Humphries
Posted by Native NYker in divorce, kim kardashian, kris humphries, tmz on November 1, 2011
Kim Kardashian & beau Kris Humphries photographed leaving STK eatery in The Meat Packing district in NYC
The fame whore that is Kunt Kardashian officially filed for divorce on October 31st. Talk about a trick over a treat! The fan fare that culminated in an ultra-lavish multi-million dollar production has ended in a mere 72 days.
But lets be real… Which of y’all thought this was anything but another play in her endless scripted foray of “look at me” moments while cashing a check?
Well there appear to be some who are going on the attack and attempting damage control – just in case… you know, the franchise might take a hit and get canceled.
TMZ reports exclusively that the real rift extended past Kris’ desire to reside in Minnesota. Do tell! (And here we thought it was made for tv.) And that “friends” of Kunty Kardashian tell the site that Ms. Thing was” put off that Kris hired a Hollywood publicist over the weekend to work on his image.”
Sure, we buy that – a total deal breaker.
And to demonstrate how high the price of “reality” TV love really is Access reported the duo generating income from the E televised wedding special in the multi-million range. And thats not all. People Mag allegedly dished out seven figures for their exclusive cover. Reports also say that Kunty’s pre-nup has her wanting to keep all income pre & post wedding as well as the jewels. (i.e.: the multi-carat engagement ring!)
Wow! Can you say greedy Kunt?
And to think there are people without water in Africa.
Oddly enough the legal papers were filed just a week after the darling couple were taped arriving to a party in Vegas – parading around holding hands and all smiles. Hmmmm.
Well, call us jaded but we didn’t buy the bullshit from the get-go! But we sure as hell can’t process how the fuck its been sold to the public? The bitch started out in a home sex tape she assuredly “leaked” herself for the fucking attention and celebrity spin.
We think that her handlers informed her that her “marriage” was proving to be a debbie downer to bookings & she had to dissolve an arrangement that wasn’t as lucrative as first thought…
We now just simply wish that the rags would let her go away already. Would that be too much to ask of the dumbasses at the tabloids?
Lindsay Lohan: 90 Day Sentence
Posted by Native NYker in dui, lindsay lohan, tmz on July 7, 2010
Lindsay Lohan Ordered to Serve 90 Days! OUTRAGEOUS.
This is too much! Judge Marsha Revel has ordered professional party girl and sometime talented actress Lindsay Lohan to serve a 90 day sentence, reports TMZ.
I wake up bright and early Barcelona time to get to the beach, after getting in at damn near dawn, to find this outrage all over my emails.
90 days! As if La-Lohan had gone and raped some underage twink on a dancefloor in Vegas.
I for one find this an offensive travesty of justice. You just know that this Revel twat is grandstanding cuz she is getting press in the case.
LEAVE Lindsey Alone people. The world needs her level of crazy! She ain’t hurting no one but her own one time a-list professional screen standing.
If girl wants to have a Vodka-Red Bull for breakfast – that ain’t nobodies bussiness but hers and the promoters who are comp’ing them. A better lesson would be learned to leave her to her velvet-rope/VIP Room hopping ways until her liver protests!
Per court order Lohan must report back on July 20 to begin serving her time. Which you know will be like three hours… But still…
And of course there is video of the proceedings!
http://www.tmz.com/videos?autoplay=true&mediaKey=dbff37f2-f110-4e77-a7e2-35335a78b47c
Chace Crawford: Pot Bust in Texas
Posted by Native NYker in chace crawford, drug bust, tmz on June 4, 2010
This has got to suck for Chace Crawford! The clean cut Gossip Girl star was busted in Plano, Texas on Marijuanna possession in the early Friday morning hours, TMZ exclusively reports.
Crawford allegedly was busted with a friend outside a pub with an unlit joint at the ready. Didn’t even get to smoke his shit!
He has since bonded out on bail. The charge runs a risk of six months in jail.
But here is the keepsake mug shot for posterity.
Being on the legalize marijuana side of the debate, I for one don’t condone wasting tax-payer $$$ on something as pety as marijuanna possession. If folks want to smoke weed – let em, dammit. Who is that hurting?
Surely there are more grievous offenses occuring in the United States than this nonsense.
But busted he was. But have you ever seen anyone’s mug shot make them look this fucking pretty? DAMN.
Chace Crawford - seen here at the 09 Elton John OSCAR Viewing Party, Busted for Pot Possesion in Tx
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Posted by Native NYker in ivana trump, tmz on December 28, 2009
Ivana Trump attends Victoria Secret Runway Show at The Armory
It is the last Monday of the 09 and as I haven’t taken out my trusty Canon for a hot spell so I got nothing but merryment for y’all. As such I am sharing the most interesting bits from the sphere around us and chime in.
DListed: Ivana booted off a Delta flight for showing her true face to a bunch of wayward kids! (WTF? How was she the only one booted? Sue em girl, sue!)
TMZ: old ass JFK photo on yatch with a bunch of naked women uncovered! (As if the world didn’t already know Camelot was a PR spin…. he bedded Monroe for fuck sake!)
OMG: Lady Gaga reworks her masterpiece for a Depends endorsement deal. (Brilliant, I can just see the fierce stage piece she could put together for this! Brava!)
AngryBlackBitch: Ponders and drudges forward through a holiday funk in time to get out a 2010 resolution list! (Brava, bitch! Work it out and get sum fluff back into that fro.)
JustJared: Adam Lambert stocks up on skin care products in anticipation of his NYE’s live performance. (Motherfucka should let those pores breathe for a spell!)
Celebslam: Billy Bush is a dick and not in a good way. (Bush, is there a need for anything additional said on this?)
Pope Hitler Benedict Attacked at XMas Mass
Posted by Native NYker in pope benedict xvi, tmz, vatican city on December 26, 2009
Pope Benedict XVI Rushed During Procession in Vatican City
As a non-practicing catholic (Catholic School Trauma here) this TMZ video of Pope Benedict XVI being rushed by an unidentified woman during a X-Mas mass procession, in Vatican City, gives me a tickle.
Of course the tickle is cuz I find myself straining to try to see over the dumbasses who are in the way of the video being recorded during the incident. I know it’s a video but still I try to see over someones head. LOL. But at least you can actually make out the purported attack on the one time Hitler Youth member turned leader of the Roman Catholic Church. (Envision my face as I LOL.)
The other reason it somewhat gets me to chuckle is cuz my ass wasn’t allowed to visit Vatican City during one of my few trips to Rome. (What can I tell you, I ran out of other sites to see and max’ed out my Visa and needed to fill-in some free time.) But clearly, the filtering of potential security risks at the biggest bank institution in the world does not go past a militant dress code – AIN’T THAT SOME SHIT?
The official reason given for being turned away was my inappropriate attire. Can you swallow that one? Outrageous! What kind of catholic bullshit protocol is that? (That was rhetorical as I already know it first hand – I WENT TO CATHOLIC SCHOOL!) But evidently my shorts and sandals were not deemed proper dress code and I was non too politely asked to leave. Perhaps if I had worn a dress or my old catholic school uniform it might have turned out differently but I did find a nice beach to visit instead so perhaps it was all divine…
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Posted by Native NYker in dlisted, hit dan back, hotlinks, justjared, laragmag, popbytes, tmz, woodenspears on November 27, 2009
Having stuffed myself like a pig on my friends’ moist turkey, well seasoned stuffing and his finger licking good gravy during a break at a gig I worked last night, (no offense Ms. Piggy,) I got nothing but love for you y’all this Black Friday morning. So I’m going to share some round the way notes of merit, and chime in.Shall we?
HitDanBack: Lady GaGa(y) answers Jay Leno. (Bitch, that ain’t right!)
JustJared: Jude Law packs em in! (I know I’d let him pack something in on me!)
Mike Tyson: LAX Arrest
Posted by Native NYker in arrest, assault, lax, mike tyson, tmz on November 12, 2009
Iron Mike Tyson has gone and gotten himself arrested – again! This time at LAX for punching out an over zealous pap who apparently got too too close to the one time boxing phenom and his daughter, reports TMZ.
Now, ordinarily I would side with said pap and hope he gets a good attorney. However, this being Tyson, I would say this pap was looking for it.
Its like when I see a Pitbull coming down the street on a thick-ass chain with an owner struggling to hold on – you don’t go and try to pet it! You walk your ass across the street to go around it.
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