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TONY Awards: The Men


TONY Nominee and Award Host Sean Hayes at the 64th Annual TONY Awards in NYC

I spoke with my good friend Gin-Gin this morning and he’s told me the ratings for this years TONY Awards came in with the worst numbers ever. 

This could possibly be over-dramatization – he’s prone to that.  I myself was to busy editing to sit and watch the entire broadcast and only caught brief snippets.  Congrats again to winners Viola Davis and Scarlett!

But if those snippets were anything to go on, I might have to go on believing him.  Sondheim is melodic but that song Catherine Zeta Jones’ sang, although beautiful, is a fucking downer! 

Lord knows whenever I sing it I just cry up a storm.  Those fucking clowns man…  And who the hell wants to watch an award show to get all weepy? 

I do think Matthew Morrisson’s rocking number was butch and all – his hair is always so damn perfect – but does Lea Michele really believe she can take on Streisand!  Stop girl, please…  You are no Streisand!  And you are far from Epic!

There is no excuse for numbers lacking though.  Sean Hayes is funny!  That Spidey skit had me in stitches.  I reckon I am easy – I still cackle over Will & Grace…

Well this post is about the men so men I am giving y’all. 

Highlights on the testosterone front:  The boys from Green Day, Mathew Modine, Morrison, Puss-n-Boot’s himself Antonio Banderas, hotness Ryan Reynolds, Constantine Maroulis, Ricky Martin, Will Smith, Daniel Radcliffe, David Alan Grier and Jonathan Groff!

Hows that for a round up!

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TONY Awards: The Women


Lea Michelle at the 64th Annual TONY Awards in NYC

The TONY’s are to NY what the OSCARS are to LA.  Cept less Down low!  No other show is gayer – don’t even try!  If it’s gay, its found here.  And to make sure the TV viewing audience were well informed of this fact, this years show was hosted by non-other than “Promisess, Promises” star Sean Hayes. 

Take that Newsweek!

But it didn’t quite start off with razzle dazzle.  The whole thing almost turned into one big wet mess, with damn near torrential rain right until the curtain went up – or in this case the red-carpet plastic being un-sheathed.

Good thing it stopped when it did too, cuz The TONY’s have not seen a list this luminary celebrating the great white way in many a decade.  Even if Beyonce and Jay Z, Denzel Washington and Jude Law skipped the step-and-repeat.

The Ladies were everywhere!  And by that we mean real ladies – not the mary’s! 

in attendance:  Linda Lavin, Aretha Franklin, Lucy Liu, winner Catherine Zeta Jones, Scarlett Johansson, Helen Mirren, Jada Pinkett Smith, Kerry Washington, Michelle Williams, Idina Menzel, Lea Michele, winner Viola Davis, Laura Linney, Jamie Lynn Sigler, Melanie Griffith (who never lets go of Antonio – and who can blame her!), Cate Blanchett, Paula Abdul and Naomi Watts – to name a bunch.

Thank you all for the wonderful work that you do so well!

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Jane Fonda: Kisses Old Knee Goodbye


Jane Fonda, 71, has kissed her old knee goodbye, reports the BBC.

Fonda, here pictured all smiles at this years Tony Awards, has broadcast her recent knee replacement operation on her blog.

“For years I ran on it and skiied. I am remembering the girlhood scabs from falls off my bike. The splinters and bruises,” Fonda recalls. Evidently, Fonda also recalled her joint as being “a strong faithful knee.”

At almost 3/4′s of a century old, I’d have to agree! That was a long lasting piece of cartilage. This procedure comes after a 2005 hip replacement.

At this rate the one time 80′s aerobics diva will have all new working parts and will be fully capable at making a another comeback!

We wish Barbarella a speedy recovery! Stretch it out, girl…

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Neil Patrick Harris: Show Topper


Dammit if I wasn’t wrong and Neil Patrick Harris not only worked the carpet at the Tony’s, but did so with his man! (I won’t name him as I prefer to reside in denial!)

Aside from my devastation – I would still do him and let his man join or watch, his choice – I found Harris to be a stellar host and his closing number was camp of a new age!

Bravo Doogie!

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Anne Hathaway: Fashion Icon


The fashion highlights at the Tony’s were few and far in between. Although many tried – green being the predominant color – Anne Hathaway easily walked away with the award for best dressed!

Clad in basic black and red(dish) shoes, Princess wowed the arrivals line in her off-the shoulder ballerina cocktail number.

Ordinarily I frown on black for photo ops – they devalue the pics tenfold, but dammit if she doesn’t work black into a shine!

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Billy Elliot’s Golden Boys


The boys from “Billy Elliot,” the stage adaptation of the famed film, ran away with what would have otherwise been Constantine Maroulis’ award at the 2009 Tony Awards ceremony last night!

But who can begrudge this menage a trois! David Alvarez, Trent Kowalik and Kiril Kulish charmed the otherwise room full of jaded queens and bitter hags…

Hell if that alone doesn’t merit an honorable mention.

Well spoken, well dressed and full of toe-tap and award winning twirl!

Bravo! Just keep em away from Kevin Spacey…

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Neil Patrick Harris: Upstaging the Queens


My onetime childhood crush, better known as Neil Patrick Harris, will be doing the honor of hosting this years Tony Awards!

In gay terms this must be like the glass slipper of venues. Think every theater queen gets heart palpitations for this night…

Yes, I recall how his head seemed to big for his body back in the days of “Doogie Howser, MD” – but, what can I tell you – I was all giddy for him back then!

Well, present day, The “How I Met Your Mother” star has fully grown proportionately into his looks standing some 6.2″ tall. And he still remains in my I want some category – making me all the more giddy inside…

But as he is doing hosting duties this eve, it is likely I wont get a glimpse of hotness on the carpet.

So to make up for this – mainly to myself, I bring you a pic of my crush from the recent CW UpFronts in NYC.

I would climb him like the redwoods!

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Constantine Gets TONY Nod


American Idol’er Constantine Maroulis is finally able to list something other than being a booted contestant on the FOX talent show. With a TONY nomination, reports TMZ.

Maroulis, here pictured during a celebrity reading of Loukoumis Good Deeds in NYC, is being recognized for his run in the Broadway “Rock of Ages” musical.

Kudos to him! Best of luck come envelope time…

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