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Are We Officially Dating is a question Zac Efron needn’t ever ask. Most everyone on the planet to his liking would assuredly be well at ease with making his periodic Black Book listing of late-night booty call. Present company included. But this isn’t about getting to tap that fine ass of his – at all. That’s the working title of his new film, presently filming on-location in NYC.
We stopped by the Gramercy Park set, yesterday afternoon, and caught the studly, al-be-it short, soon to be ex-twink-a-licious 26-year-old filming scenes with co-star Imogen Poots. (See more from the set after the jump!) Read the rest of this entry »
Perusing the web we came upon this here “leaked” photo of Disney star Zac Efron showing off his boy parts. We had to look twice cuz we missed it looking at the pic the first time. But true enough – he’s naked & showing off his woody.
We don’t know how we missed this when it surfaced this past August! Seriously y’all, damn vacations break your stride! Ordinarily we are all over this shit.
But better late than never is the old saying.
So we color corrected and enlarged it a bit so y’all wouldn’t miss it like we did & here you are.
The photo is touted as having been “leaked.”
We don’t know if we buy it but we’ll take it anyway. And it makes perfect sense given that his old flames nudes have been out for a long ass while! (if you haven’t seen em look em up, we got a posting of them!)
Of course we are still of the folks who put him in the “alternative” category. That is to say he is AC/DC y’all. And much more than that, he is a passive player. Pussy boy central. And his depicted size in the photo doesn’t help putting him in a top role.
Yes, we’d tap that – right after tasting them cheeks! And to give you all a visual of this, we went and found this here CGI pic of the boy wonder which some fan created prior to his nude hitting the airwaves.
We rightly think they got it 100% right and can totally see Efron in this position.
UPDATE: Efron was caught nude as a he could be on a hotel terrace which reinforce the “leaked” above pic.
#1 – foreign born actor
#2 – former tweener
#3 – former tweener’s girlfriend
#4 – foreign born actor’s wife
And the (alleged) answer:
November 27th, 2009 at 3:22 pm · Reply
#1 Hugh Dancy
#2 Zac Efron
#3 Vanessa Hudgens
#4 Claire Danes
I repeat Allegedly as I need to cover my ass cuz I’ve already been assigned a “content warning” due to some puritan dumb fuck face complaining bout my material as “objectionable”! Never mind the under-age ramifications generally meaning not fully age of consent….
“Obsessed” debuted at number 1, while twink-a-licious Zac Efron’s “17 Again” slipped to 2nd place and Channing Tatum’s “Fighting” entered in 3rd.
I know Beyonce wont hold the premiere slot next weekend! But I presently have to eat my own words as I thought the theater going public would see the flick for what it is…
How wrong I am…! Lord help us. She will next be looking to star in a remake of some Shakespeare.
Splash News has aerial views of his new pads (as well as others, see video below) while the LA Times reports Efron passed on the “Footloose” remake to star in the cartoon/comic book animated themed character.
Word out is also that Disney is frothing at the mouth to crank out yet another “High School Musical.” This even after its original cast have graduated! Nothing like a wholesome whoring out of your teen sensations… WTF?
(His visit concluded with a belated quick visit to “Rock of Ages” on Broadway, which costars his bud – Constantine Maroulis, before jetting back to the West Coast.)
Catching up with, and getting eye contact of the barely old enough to drink top Disney twink at the Letterman Show stage door, I was able to confirm for myself exactly how pretty he truly is.
He is perfect. There is no denying that beauty lies in youth.
For certain it must lie riding this twinks’ perfectly shaped ass while holding his narrow waist for leverage as he arches his back for maximum entry! And yet it looks as tight and yum-ness as what necessitates a “lift and separate move!”
Its a smile inducing segment. Funniest part is towards the end when Ellen pulls out a pair of clippers…
But you know she is just wasting her time cuz there is little hair to clip on this bare bottom ripe lass.