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Jennifer Lopez: Dumps Casper Not-So-Smart

Jennifer Lopez splits from Casper Smart after alleged tranny-hook-up surfaces

Jennifer Lopez splits from Casper Smart after alleged tranny-hook-up surfaces

Jennifer Lopez and Casper Smart are done, reports state.  After a week long of speculations, on the tail end of the recent story breaking alleging a not so smart Casper being busted hitting up a transsexual busty beauty named Sofie Vissa, JLo’s camp confirms the split – via a “source.”

What?  You knew it was coming…

44-year-old Lopez’s relationships all come with an expiration date.  It’s inherent to her humble beginnings.  But this marks the 1st time it’s been due to her man looking to mount some tranny-tail!  Allegedly.

No matter how you slice it – pardon the pun – Smart’s easy ride is a thing of the past.   Read the rest of this entry »

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Justin Bieber: Attempted Robbery Investigation Underway

Justin Bieber lends his support to Pencils of Promise's inaugral charity gala in NYC

Justin Bieber lends his support to Pencils of Promise’s inaugral charity gala in NYC

Justin Bieber’s bout with trouble in 2014 seems to be a never-ending saga.  News reports alleged Bieber is presently being investigated for attempting to steal a woman’s phone from her purse after a stop at Sherman Oaks Castle Park – a mini-golf course – in Los Angeles.

How’s that for thuggery? Read the rest of this entry »

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James Franco: Bathroom Selfie Posting

James Franco shares a semi-nude bathroom selfie via social media (left).  Franco pictured at TFF Directors premiere in NYC

James Franco shares a semi-nude bathroom selfie via social media (left). Franco pictured at TFF Directors premiere in NYC

James Franco wants to be talked about these days.  Whether trawling around for some young meat or attempting to defend his honor by denouncing the alleged Lohan hookup – he wants to have his say! And we ain’t looking to stop him any…

Not when papi will go and post a semi-nude bathroom selfie to get our attention!  (You see Franco, we are easier than that 17-year-old with less hassle…) The star of stage – presently appearing in Of Mice And Men – and screen took to the Howard Stern radio show to clear things up, cuz who else do you go to when the topic is sexually driven…  The king of all skank of course. Read the rest of this entry »

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L’Wren Scott: Found Dead in NYC Apt

L'Wren Scott and beau Mick Jagger attend The Women premiere in NYC

L’Wren Scott and beau Mick Jagger attend The Women premiere in NYC

70-year-old Mick Jagger’s most recent piece of ass, designer L’Wren Scott, 49, was found dead by her assistant in her NYC apartment in the early morning hours on Monday, reports state.   Read the rest of this entry »

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Kate Upton: Miami, A Bodyguard and A Beard

Kate Upton in her zero gravity SI swimsuit photo shoot 2014

Kate Upton in her zero gravity SI swimsuit photo shoot 2014

“How do you avoid being photographed with your lesbian girlfriend?” Asked a trouble making friend of ours named Ferdinand, who, incidentally, also happens to make us laugh out loud so damn hard, from time to time, that we dribble on ourselves just enough to wet our stylish 2Xist undies. Read the rest of this entry »

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Leighton Meester: Marriage and Broadway

OC alum Adam Brody photographed with a fan donning a wedding band sparks rumors of secret marriage to Leighton Meester

OC alum Adam Brody photographed with a fan donning a wedding band sparks rumors of secret marriage to Leighton Meester

Perusing the news, as we often do each morning over espresso, we stopped at news of the possible secret nuptials between Adam Brody – y’all recall him from The O.C. – and Gossip Girl alum Leighton Meester. Read the rest of this entry »

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Paris Jackson: Suicide Attempt Press Release Alert

Paris Jackson attempts suicide - again, claims Joe Jackson.

Paris Jackson attempts suicide – again, claims Joe Jackson.

Joe Jackson released a press release on Paris Jackson’s attempted suicide, alleging that its not the first one for the daughter of the one time troubled king of pop.  And it begs the question…  Why exactly is he doing such?  There must be some ulterior intention behind this act.  Specially given that Paris is a minor.   Read the rest of this entry »

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Juliette Lewis: Terry Richardson Alleged Sex Scandal

Juliette Lewis and Terry Richardson.

Juliette Lewis and Terry Richardson.

Here’s yet another reason as to why you shouldn’t involve yourself with the likes of Terry Richardson.  One-time A-lister turned rocker chick Juliette Lewis is having to denounce a certain x-rated “leaked” photo depicting a sex act with the famed shutter-bug.  Her people emphatically deny its authenticity but let’s face it, Richardson does have a history that would reinforce the allegations.

Now there are some who would stop forging any type of association with Richardson on the mere grounds of  his being a nasty individual who tells all of his exploits but others need more of a reasoning… If that is the case – here you go…

Before you go clicking onward to see the purported photo, we will tell y’all that we have our doubts.  Sure – it looks like someone who bares a slight resemblance but we don’t think it’s Lewis.  That being said y’all can judge for yourselves.

See the alleged NSFW photo after the jump! Read the rest of this entry »

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Cecil Singleton: Elmo Accuser Number Two


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Cecil Singleton comes forward to become Kevin Clash accuser number two.

There is little denying that Kevin Clash – the now middle-aged man who once voiced beloved Elmo – is knee-deep in a whole lot of twink conjured shit.  Some might even say that this is the price you pay for chasing some fresh common-street ass!  But if it wasn’t enough trouble before – which resulted in a prompt pay out of $250k to accuser number one, along comes Cecil Singleton with allegations of a sexual liaison with Clash starting when he was 15-years-old.

Score: Twinks 2!

In a grand runway entrance executed by Ms. Thing for a press conference, a few days ago, Singleton single-highhandedly managed to steal the spotlight from accuser number one, Sheldon Stephens, and left the audience gagging.

We admit we marveled at his attempt to sell a line of being dupped at the hands of a predator.  His thought that their relationship was unique and how if he had known that it hadn’t been a special bond, he would’ve come forward sooner.

Little doubt there…

Not to mention his prompt suit filing for damages to the tune of $5 Million.

Cha-ching!

Now, as far as we can so far tell, this here Singleton would constitute the dick-tionary poster boy for being one attention needing greedy-ass bottom!  And hell if you couldn’t easily attach her being an upstaging bitch title as well.

But our personal judgements aside there are a few side points which keep nagging at our psyche.

Like, for instance, how he claims to have encountered Clash in a gay chat-room at 15.  Hmmmm, we say.  Plausible.  Bitches start younger and younger…

Singleton’s allegations intimate that he was seduced by the expensive dinners and cash allowance stemming from the May-December tryst.

No doubt.  It’s hard out there for a ho…

And how, like accuser number one, Singleton also met Clash in NYC.

And this is where we come to a full stop.

Yes, granted NYC is a heavily populated metropolis, but – wait for it – accuser number one and two share a variety of similarities that are not too easy to dismiss.

These two are the same age and demeanor and even in a Metropolis there are a limited amount of venues that cater to the likes of these two bitches.

Trust us!  We know this part well.

Were these two to be polar opposites – like let’s say one from the suburbs and one out of town’er – we’d grant Clash the “predator” moniker easily.  But these two are sisters of the same hood.

Now, its not that we excuse any dealings which may or may not have transpired within such a dalliance but this just has too much of a residual smell of more than a transgression by a gay man who likes them young.

This is us telling you that we don’t easily dismiss the likelihood of Singleton and Stephens being sisterly acquaintances.

Hell, we’d even stake some $$$ we don’t have that these two have crossed paths – on more than one occasion while traversing a KeiKei in the NYC gay scene!

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Carly Rae Jepsen: Alleged Sex Tape Pics Uproar


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Video grabs from an alleged “leaked” Carly Rae Jepsen sex tape scandal presently making the rounds.

What’s a sure fire way, present day, of getting that hot piece of ass you keep eying to give you a late night thought and take you up on your incessant solicitation of “call me, maybe?”  Have your personal video depicting you ready to go down on another suitor leaked.  Cuz in this day and age, it’s all about the visual.  And if that doesn’t extend your 15 minutes, well, you better be ready with a backup plan at a drive-thru.  At least that is how it seems to be playing out for Carly Rae Jepsen – singer of that annoying ass song “Call Me, Maybe”.

Let us tell you that when the key words – sex tape and leaked – caught our attention, we weren’t fully sure who the Jepsen chick was…  Our first response was to think perhaps this was Minka Kelly’s pseudonym in her “alleged” sex tape scandal, which incidentally, and all too conveniently, has come forth as she is set to go into filming of some new project…   Hmmmm, you say?

Someone please tell her an actress she ain’t!

But upon closer inspection, and some light researching, we found Jepsen to be the culprit behind that annoying ass song catapulted into global scale by another annoying ass – Justin Bieber.

Our grievances grow by leaps and bounds this early morning…

But wouldn’t it be a sensation if the alleged piece Jepsen was about to perform oral feats on in the video grabs herein depicted was the Biebs himself?  Don’t feign shock!  It could happen…  And it certainly would explain a whole lot.  Now that is a sensation of epic proportions.  And we would assuredly call her, maybe.

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Patti LaBelle: Sued for Employing Thug Bodyguards

Patti Labelle at the NYC premiere of For Colored Girls

Say it ain’t so, Patti!  The incomparable Patti LaBelle – Lady Marmalade herself – is now facing being named in a lawsuit stemming from her bodyguards beating on a Houston cadet observed “standing too close to her luggage,” while talking on his cell-phone, reports The Daily Mail.  Sound absurd? Wait for it, there is surveillance video!

In the video, LaBelle’s pricey keep are witnessed approaching and punching the young man and knocking him to the ground after he hits a concrete column.  A hit so hard in fact that brother staggers to regain his equilibrium!

That ain’t right…

Reports state the injured cadet bled everywhere.

We luv and have had the pleasure of making Ms. LaBelle’s acquaintance, so this is all too hard to believe.  But we also know – 1st hand – how overzealous hired thugs can be.   And the video is irrefutable!

And if it wasn’t bad enough – in the same video – police are later seen posing for photos with the legendary chanteuse as if it were a meet & greet and not a potential crime scene!  WTF is wrong with people?

We hope LaBelle makes this right – pronto!

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William Levy: Teen Sexual Assault Allegation

Cuban hotness, model turned actor, William Levy accused of alleged sexual assault of a minor in LA

Cuban model turned actor William Levy is HOT!  There are no two ways about it.  He smolders sex appeal and has a body to back that intent up.  In fact, he is so fine that we are presently having to wipe the sides of our mouths continuously, to no end, just looking at his photo, as we type.

So when I stopped at a friends apt last night and caught a glimpse of him on the cover of the November issue of People en Espanol I immediately picked it up & leafed through it to see what he was up too that would merit him a PEE cover.

Imagine my shock to find that he is presently accused of allegedly sexually assaulting Karla Alvarez, a 17 year old Mexican girl,  who was working as a Talent Personal Assistant during a show at the Million Dollar Theater in Los Angeles on July 18, 2010.  The allegations are to the tune of oral copulation, among other things…  Alvarez also contends that Levy transmitted an STD to her person.

Wow! Read the rest of this entry »

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