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Kenneth Smith Jr.: The New Face of Dumbass

Kenneth Smith Jr. faces charges after placing a hoax bomb call to feds against his girlfriends ex-beau.

Meet the latest candidate entry to the 2012 face of the all time greatest dumb-asses – EVER!  Kenneth Smith Jr., of Philadelphia, has been identified as the culprit behind the Christopher Shell hoax bomb call to the feds which resulted in a Dallas bound flight having to return to Philly and make an emergency landing.

And this all due to an alleged Facebook spat over a photo posted of his girlfriend – Shell’s ex.  No surfacing, as yet, of the controversial said photo.

Smith now faces 10 years in prison and/or a $250k fine as well as having to make restitution.

Must be some good ass snatch is all we have to say…

In other news, Shell was apprehended on an unrelated outstanding 420 warrant upon finally arriving at his destination.

The times we live in folks…

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Adam Lambert: Finland Arrest Over Spat with Beau

Pop sensation Adam Lambert and his beau Sauli at the Out Magazine OUT 100 party in NYC

Adam Lambert, 29, is all set up to do a jail house rock acapela set while in a Finish jail, reports RadarOnline.  The American Idol runner-up pop crooner and his trans-Atlantic twink beau Sauli Koskinen were arrested after having a fight which then escalated and involved busy bodies outside a gay bar called Don’t Tell Momma in Helsinki.

No details have emerged disclosing what the tete-a-tete fracas involved.  But we ain’t ruling out jealousy.  Cuz lets face it…  Two young, virile, attractive, famous gay boys in a gay bar are the spring-board to a jealous disagreement of sorts. 

And this is why open-relationships are not always kosher. 

We ain’t saying that the duo have one, mind you, but even if this were to be the case, you can’t have boys homing in your mans zipper, as they often do, right in front of you, paying it no never mind to how rude and disagreeable it can be! 

The tidbit of trivia out of all this trifling nonsense – arrested over a verbal altercation with your beau?  really?  – is that Koskinen is a celebrity back in his homeland.  Supposedly twink-ness won Finland’s Big Brother competition circa 2007. 


That’s right up there with Angelina’s OSCAR and so on…

For sure there will be developments in the case – last word was Lambert being held in a facility in Pasila while Koskinen was being held in Tooloo. 

We sure would like to be a fly on a wall when the duo meet up and make-up! 

What?  You know gay sex is hot!

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Naomi Wolf: NYPD Arrest at Event Honoring NY Governor

Feminist author Naomi Wolf arrested at Huffington Post hosted event honoring Governor Cuomo

Feminist author Naomi Wolf is handcuffed and taken into custody outside an event, hosted by Huffington Post, honoring Governor Cuomo.  Wolf, an event guest and contributor of HuffPo was placed under arrest seemingly for interacting with protesters ouside of Skylight Studios in SoHo.  And we are left with these moments where you have to ask yourself what type of ass backward flat foots are working at the NYPD!   Clearly overzealous ones with an authority complex.

As the Occupy Wall Street protest continues to gain momentum it seems that NY’s finest are completely ignorant to their continued contributions to the message of power gone awry. 

Every time they push peaceful demonstrators attempting to exercise their constitutional rights – knowing it is under a media spotlight – it serves as yet another example of the poor quality of men employed to protect and serve. 

NY’s finest our ass!  

Sad but true.

For additional info head over to Gothamist.

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Russell Brand: LAX Arrest

Russell Brand greeted by a flock of fans while filming Arthur in NYC

British actor and comic Russell Brand, above pictured in NYC on the “Arthur” remake set, was arrested at LAX by police on battery charges stemming from an altercation with a paparazzi on Friday, reports Radar Online.

At the time of the incident Brand, accompanied by his fiance Katy Perry, was at security checkpoint at LAX on way to board a Delta flight to Vegas.

Brand was later released after posting a $20k bond.

Given that we have witnessed 1st hand how the West coast Pap’pers react at LAX, and our own pleasant encounters with the “Get Him to the Greek” star, we are siding on Brand’s side on this one and don’t doubt the fotogs overzealousness was the cause of this incident.

For real y’all, they act like that scene in Piranha’s 3d when a new motion in the water is detected! 

On her Twitter page, Perry tweeted, “If you cross the line and try and put a lens up my dress, my fiancé will do his job & protect me.”

If this is indeed the case, that is just cause in our books for a good ole fashion whoop ass!

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Andy Dick Sexual Assault Arrest

Andy Dick Arrested - Again - for Alleged Sexual Assault

Comedic actor and sometimes lewd mess Andy Dick, here pictured attempting to tongue Fred Durst at the MTV VMA’s circa 01,  has been arrested for alleged sexual assault in West Virginia, FoxNews reports .

“Based upon statements of two victims and independent witness accounts alleging that he had engaged in unwanted and uninvited groping of the two victims’ genital areas, Andrew R. Dick (AKA Andy Dick) of South Pasadena, Calif., was arrested and charged with two counts of Sex Abuse in the First Degree,” Huntington Police Department statement reads.

The one time uber funny and talented “News Radio” alum has, in recent years, been on a steadfast downward spiral with alcohol and narcotics his constant companion.  Seriously y’all this mothafucka has been thru rehab more times than LiLo and Winehouse put together. 

This marks one additional bout with molestation charges – which violates his 2008 probation on a similar conviction involving a teen. 

Sad part in the story is that Dick is actually funny.  But brotha man, one can only look past a talents shortcomings but so many times before you get written off!

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