Posts Tagged beauty
Sofia Vergara joined in the USA Network’s 2013 Upfront presentations at Pier 36 yesterday adding some much welcomed pandemonium to the scene. Muchas gracias belleza. To little surprise her arrival on the blue carpet caused chaos made worse when her handler rushed her through the step and repeat of the arrivals line. Folks were scrambling left, right and sideways to procure as much as possible of the Latina in leopard dress embellished with lace trimming. Read the rest of this entry »
Rooney Mara graces the cover of the February Vogue Magazine issue, looking splendid. ‘But of course,’ you would say. ‘It is Vogue!’ And you would be right. Although in this case it might be of slight mention that a five year old could photograph Mara, with a point-and-shoot, and get a cover quality shot with ease as that girl is striking.
But “The Girl with The Dragon Tattoo” star isn’t what the issue is getting attention for – OH NO – although to her credit it’s her mug being associated with the controversy.
The February issue of Anna Wintour’s bible is presently coming under fire for a fashion spread therein contained. An Annie Leibovitz’s 12 page spread. Read the rest of this entry »
Today will see The Film Society of Lincoln Center Film Festival’s commemoration of the 1980’s classic The Princess Bride, which starred Robin Wright, Mandy Patinkin and our childhood crush Cary Elwes. No! We are not dating ourselves, it’s simple as what it is. We crushed on Elwes deeply. No beauty had we ever witnessed as a child to rival his yum-ness! (Tom B. in High School but that was some many years later…)
Elwes embodied the beauty incarnate of all things princely. Perfection.
Countless hours did we spend sequestered behind a locked door envisioning those lips tenderly touching private parts as his supple hairless torso lowered itself onto ours for a taste… Don’t judge!
But time has passed and beauty has gone with it. And presently, as is often the case, looking at Elwes is a painful reminder that aging is seldom pretty. Or kind.
Time wreaks havoc to beauties path!
As such, we will kindly fore go coverage of the red carpet event in the hopes of keeping ourselves from having to face head on how vicious the passage of years can be on something as delicate as beauty. Leaving in its after-math the remote semblance of something that once was…
We will continue to seek solace in the immortalization of the deity he was rather than confront reality. We do wish all the very best.
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Aussie Victoria Secret supermodel turned Orlando Bloom baby momma Miranda Kerr has faced newly surfaced nudes with tongue and cheek. But hell, how else to do it given her whole career is about tits and ass – and a lucrative venture at that it really is! So we are befuddled over the hoopla over a set of alleged “unauthorized” nude Polaroids shot by famed French photog Laurent Darmon surfacing and making the rounds these past few days. Slow celeb news days will do this to the under-worked folks pretending to be “journalists.”
As if the beauty getting to make beaucoup $$$ for strutting and showing off her attributes and getting to shag one of the most coveted Brit specimens EVER weren’t enuf already! No, we have to endure having our noses rubbed into it and be made to feel guilty about being lax’ed on our gym regiment.
We don’t see the big to do. Not really. Less it’s really about how she isn’t adding bank to her account with the release of these here photos. And you know that’s where its at.
We have a simple approach to such matters… If you don’t want something getting out simply don’t do it! And by the looks of the photos, Ms. Kerr was all too happy to show off her hot piece of ass and perky and quite appealing tits!
Yes, y’all, it’s about the tits and ass.
Sure we would be happier were they of her love Bloom. In that Lord of The Rings blond wig please! But we do appreciate beauty when faced with it and the photos do the subject justice so lets leave it at that.
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It is our wholehearted belief that, were the Opera world to bring in a new take on their centuries old art, they would attract a whole new generation. Sort of like that Jean Paul Gautier dressed film The Fifth Element and how they revamped Lucia with some dance floor pounding house track. Not everyone agrees, we know, but there you have it. Bringing in fresh blood the likes of blonde beauty Amber Heard, Emma Roberts, Chloe Moretz, January Jones and Emmy Rossum alongside the likes of the sophistication of Patricia Clarkson, is a damn good start to a change. These iconic divas lent their support to the YSL sponsored Met Opera gala opening for Manon this past week in NYC.
And we were gagging!
We love ourselves some Amber… For her young years she is a classic yet modern blond ambition that can do anything. Sex appeal included.
Ask her to work some fashion? Easy for her. And done like a runway veteran. To demurely whip a mans attention into the ready? Done. Have the gay boys screaming over her effortless sashay? Yes, we did! It’s little challenge for her…
And she delivers with continuity.
Yeah, so The Rum Diaries flopped. Certainly to no fault of her own or Johnny Depp’s for that matter. It was just a bad script written by a drunk who assuredly was still drinking when he went back & proof read the works. Heard’s performance was inspired.
And let us not start on the puritans who complained their asses off about The Playboy Club.
Those folks simply have to much damn time on their hands and not enough volunteer drive to help the needy.
We will religiously continue our support of Ms. Heard as she brings a little bit of sunshine into our world whenever we lay eyes on her. And we are thankful for it.
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I am a huge fan of Zoe Saldana (above pictured at Met Opera Gala Opening.) She is the greatest Dominican export since merengue. Girl is statuesque!
So it should come as no surprise that I am willing to put this amazing pic of the long-legged beauty from a Details Magazine spread to use!
She serves flavor! Bravo.