Blue Blood Italian Prince Emanuelle Filiberto Claims Romance with Kate Moss

This NativeNYker has reached its limit and is mandated back to the cold and wretchedness of his home state.  But not before having to endure a trifling debate with an AA ticketing agent counter attendant who insisted on arguing an empty backpack constituted a 2nd non-allowable 2nd carry-on.  Seriously!  MF!  Just trifling.

I swear these wayward fuckers think themselves gatekeepers with stock-options on commission.  He tried working an authoritative tone to garner the airline an additional baggage fee – and this after the mandatory 1st one went from $15 dollars Westbound to $20 Eastbound in less than 7 days. 

Needless to say if didn’t happen.  Trifling, I tell you.

In other news, an email in my inbox from Vogue.com proclaims a defunct blue-blood Italian with a book, by the name of Prince Emanuelle Filiberto is now claiming he spent some 8 months with Kate Moss back in 2002.

“Who would not fall in love with Kate Moss? She is charming, intelligent and very beautiful,” Filiberto tells Chi Magazine.  The would be heir to a non-existing throne goes on to add that they ”were together for about eight months and she was a wonderful and fascinating woman, not bizarre or weird at all. Then our relationship ended because that’s how things go. But I remember her as a passionate woman.”  Filiberto is presently married to French actress Clotilde Courau.

There are a few key words in his statement that raise my already freezing eyebrow.  Particularly the ”not bizarre or weird at all” part.  Who the fuck is he kidding? 

I applaud him trying to be a gentleman as he attests to his virility dishing on banging one of the most recognizable names in the fashion industry but cut me a fucking break.  His ass is either fibbing or he was so deep in some Columbian snow himself it left him with altered senses.  At least he is a fine ass Italian!

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