Posts Tagged cristiano ronaldo
I walked into my local Walgreens and out of the corner of my eye I caught a half naked man on the cover of Vanity Fair.
I initially thought it was wishful thinking on my part – this would be largely due to how long it’s been since I got down with some get down - but upon a double take I realized it was truely the June issue of the famed magazine.
Intrigued, I went in for a closer look and realized it’s non other than Cristiano Ronaldo – the Soccer sensation. Damn, is all I could think of… of course this thought was immidiately followed by a vision of my pouring some whipped cream on those ripped abs and licking my way South of his border.
Of course the idea of both does not escape me. The more the merrier I always say and surely keeps one from getting bored.
A big thanks to Anne’s genius for this cover.
David Beckham is one major super athlete and spokesmodel. He rivals his fem-bot wife Victoria in the celebrity corner -easily, and is adored by more folks than she presently holds standings with in the popularity dept…
So it is little surprise that he would be the subject of a “surprise” satirical stunt at the hands of some TV personality. It is however shocking to see one authentic surprise stunt plotted and played out on video during an interview in Milan at the hands of Elena Di Ciocci from the show Le Iene.
Let me just say that this is the type of stunt generally done after producers inform subjects’ handlers of the impending stunt and is all acted out in fun. This doesn’t appear to be the case in this instance. This is more like a security breach. One which clearly shows the subject left “shaken and backing away at once.”
On the one hand, kudos to Di Ciocci for catching Beckham genuinely off guard as she attempted to grab herself a palm full of the soccer stars package to measure it up to his Emporio Armani underwear ads. (He has since been replaced by Cristiano Ronaldo.) My other hand is a bit busy at the thought. (Don’t judge me!)
Beckham is then whisked off and rushed away as she runs and is chased down the street screaming in Italian “Beckham is small.”
This part I actually take issue with cuz that bitch is lying. I have seen his nudes and brother has plenty to work with!
Sunday Morning and I got nothing but love for you and a tennis lesson for me! Thnx Andy… So allow me to share some notable mentions from around the way and chime in.
But let me first congratulate Cristiano Ronaldo on his Emporio Armani gig. The shots are yummy! I know the nudes widely circulated have been revealed to be fakes but damn if he isn’t still a lick-able specimen. I would lift, seperate and grease up in a jiffy!
JustJared: Kate Bosworth attends Heaven Charity Gala in a strapless McQueen gown, looking fabulous! (I passed her in WeHo and thought this girl never ages! Rock on beauty.)
OMGBlog: Sting N-A-K-E-D, on the beach stretching it out. (At least now I know why he goes the tantric road!)
EthanSays: Luizo Vega – a performance artist now claims to be Madonna’s illegitmate son. (For fuck sake.)
CelebSlam: Gerard Butler is a smooth operator. (Mr. Man can even get strippers to take a break from their gig to be with him! Damn.)