David Beckham Subject of Surprise Satirical Stunt in Milan

David Beckham is one major super athlete and spokesmodel.  He rivals his fem-bot wife Victoria in the celebrity corner -easily, and is adored by more folks than she presently holds standings with in the popularity dept…

So it is little surprise that he would be the subject of a “surprise” satirical stunt at the hands of some TV personality.  It is however shocking to see one authentic surprise stunt plotted and played out on video during an interview in Milan at the hands of Elena Di Ciocci from the show Le Iene.

Let me just say that this is the type of stunt generally done after producers inform subjects’ handlers of the impending stunt and is all acted out in fun.  This doesn’t appear to be the case in this instance.  This is more like a security breach.  One which clearly shows the subject left “shaken and backing away at once.”

On the one hand, kudos to Di Ciocci for catching Beckham genuinely off guard as she attempted to grab herself a palm full of the soccer stars package to measure it up to his Emporio Armani underwear ads.  (He has since been replaced by Cristiano Ronaldo.)  My other hand is a bit busy at the thought.  (Don’t judge me!)

Beckham is then whisked off and rushed away as she runs and is chased down the street screaming in Italian “Beckham is small.”

This part I actually take issue with cuz that bitch is lying.  I have seen his nudes and brother has plenty to work with!

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