Posts Tagged holidays
Merry Ho-Ho-HO 2012
Posted by Native NYker in christmas tidings, holidays, seasons greetings on December 24, 2012
Darren Criss: Shirtless Santa Pic
Posted by Native NYker in candy cane, christmas photo, darren criss, glee, holidays, shirtless, topless on December 20, 2012
The holidays are hard for some folks. So here’s something to take your mind off the lackluster merriment that plagues your ho-ho-ho. Darren Criss – of Glee stardom – posing as a Santa (of sorts) shirtless, holding an over-sized candy-cane.
It put a spin on our very own. If for a moment.
Less is more, is our personal practice, but we ain’t kicking the Murphy gift-horse for sharing this teaser. Although we might’ve been a little more gleeful had this been an over-the-should showing some smooth posterior.
Coulda, shoulda, woulda been…
Merry Holidays to all and to all a long lick the candy cane!
Torremolinos Beauty: Poseidon Beach
Posted by Native NYker in hottie, torremolinos on July 18, 2010
I long ago realized that beauty lies in youth. Having recently celebrated a birthday that pushed me over a threshhold I wasn’t eager to cross – I’m still resisting – I am at a cross-roads! Botox appointment at the ready.
With that, I point to a seemingly May-December coupling observed during my travels.
While on the Poseidon Beach in Torremolinos, Spain – holding court just shy of the refreshingly cold waters – I was made to endure being confronted with beauties residence – just a few feet away.
To say that this chico was beautiful is somewhat redundant – just look at him. But I will say it anyway. A more appropriate statement would be that of him being the most beautiful creature that canvased the small stretch of aforementioned district. A true object of desire!
He is young – I place it somewhere between 19 and 24 – tall -measuring about 6.1, Latin, worked out and sporty. He never left his companions side. His companion on the other hand – I placed at about 50-something (if a day) – was all things far from well maintained.
I am no idiot and fully aware of what such a coupling consists of. I’ve never subscribed to such but know it well. But they seemed gleefully happy, and who the fuck am I to object to happy.
Indeed they were very attentive to one another and oblivious to the lustful glances directed at youth and the many raiseed eyebrows at its daddy type partner.
Harvey Fierstein penned the phrase “a thing of beauty is joy until sunrise.” No doubt! I however say ‘a thing of beauty is joy until it ages (or it opens its mouth!’)
East Meets West: Hottie Poseidon Encounter
Posted by Native NYker in holidays, hotness, hottie, torremolinos on July 13, 2010
Meet 22 year old Ferenc. Ferenc is from Hungary. He is tall, handsome and has beautiful blue eyes with a great earnest smile.
He was on holiday with his mum in Torremolinos. We met on the Poseidon Beach and decided to get a quick drink and a chat.
I love making new friends and was happy to steal away from the 35 degree temps to get acquainted with Ferenc.
He’s never been to NY and I have assured him that he has an open invitation. Look forward to showing him some Native NY sights!
London Calling: Sammy’s 4th Birthday
Posted by Native NYker in london calling luv, sammy, sammy and nico on July 1, 2010
Shortly after my Geneva/Visancy stop where I overdosed on French champagne courtesy of Elodie & Thierry’s nuptials, I hightailed it back North just in time to wish my good buddy Sammy Marraccino the happiest of birthdays as he turned 4!
Now I am baffled at the fact that he is already 4. I swear it was just the other day when he was struggling to keep his head up when I placed him on his stomach on the floor… it was most amusing I assure you.
But 4 he is! And so London called and I answered.
Sammy and his pre-school classmates were gracious enough to allow me to attend his post lunch cake cutting and pin the tail on the donkey fete. Thanks chaps!
The fact that I also got to play with and run his little brother Nico ragged on his tricycle was an added sinister bonus – but I’m easy to amuse.
The package was completed with some quality time cycling with Ant, a quick visit with my pal Serena and a shopping excursion with Mariela!
Shopping, eatting, drinking, playing with kids and good friends? What more is there to ask for? (I’m keeping this PG, so don’t expect me to answer that for you!)
RTnM on Ho-liday: EU Bound
Posted by Native NYker in holidays on June 17, 2010
The time has come and my ass has to get to the EU for our annual whoring and tanning session. Don’t judge us.
We wish we could bring you all with us as we firmly believe in that the more the merrier… but alas, we cannot.
Do know that we will be thinking of you throughout our travails and will try our damndest to put up the occassional posting to share our traversing cross the continent in timely fashion. Just don’t expect that shit to be daily!
We wish you a great 1st half of summer 2010 – which includes a popping 4th of July, and leave you with this here video clip of our take off on a trans-Atlantic flight, shot before that little blue pill kicked in (from last year – same route though…)
We will be back mid-July tanned and ready for more!
a bientot…,
NativeNYker



















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