Joe Manganiello lends his hotness in support of Duracell's Olympic Games Program launch in NYC

We love em tall.  And True Blood’s resident ripeness Joe Manganiello fits the bill with inches to spare.  So when we got word that The Wolf was racing into NYC to take part in the Duracell Rely on Copper to Go for The Gold Olympic Games Program launch, we were drooling at the onset.   We tell y’all our hearts skipped a beat and we nearly fainted when he sauntered into the Stage 37 studios.

And it gets better!  Like wet dream better…  The ever pretty picture of Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford proceeded Manganiello and all we could think of was a picturesque menage a trois with uncontrollable emissions.

The mere idea of it all catapulted us to overwrought levels of giddy which resulted with us damn near begging Manganiello, on hands and knees, to discard that beautiful and, from what he volunteered, pricey leather jacket so we could feast, in person, at his well developed-ness, glorified on screen.  Alas it was to no avail.

Frustrating!

We haven’t had that much of a hard time getting a subject to take our direction since – well, damn near never!  Just ask Puffy about the sunglasses bit in the MTV Awards press room some years back…

“First it’s the jacket, then it’s the shirt, then its the pants,” Manganiello quipped.

Well, he got us there.

But generally speaking we would only ask such things in private and that would come with our volunteered assistance.  We are always ready to oblige papi, should you reconsider…

And so the step-and-repeat moved on to the Olympians:  Diana Lopez, Summer Sanders, Hunter Kemper, Michelle Beadle, Smash’s Megan Hilty and Mark Lopez, who volunteered what others wouldn’t in the form of displaying his tight abs proclaiming “here’s the real situation!”

Indeed!

All in all a great program for highly dedicated and committed athletes.

Good luck in London guys.

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