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True Blood’s Joe Manganiello goes topless for the new issue of Men’s Health magazine. But you have to get past the cover to get a glimpse of his ripe chiseled frame – he dons a shirt on the cover.
The strapping 6.5 Pennsylvania native shows off his bulging attributes and rock climbing skills and talks about, at 36, being in the best shape of his life, etc… We would call it R-I-P-E! Read the rest of this entry »
We love em tall. And True Blood’s resident ripeness Joe Manganiello fits the bill with inches to spare. So when we got word that The Wolf was racing into NYC to take part in the Duracell Rely on Copper to Go for The Gold Olympic Games Program launch, we were drooling at the onset. We tell y’all our hearts skipped a beat and we nearly fainted when he sauntered into the Stage 37 studios.
And it gets better! Like wet dream better… The ever pretty picture of Gossip Girl’s Chace Crawford proceeded Manganiello and all we could think of was a picturesque menage a trois with uncontrollable emissions.
The mere idea of it all catapulted us to overwrought levels of giddy which resulted with us damn near begging Manganiello, on hands and knees, to discard that beautiful and, from what he volunteered, pricey leather jacket so we could feast, in person, at his well developed-ness, glorified on screen. Alas it was to no avail.
We haven’t had that much of a hard time getting a subject to take our direction since – well, damn near never! Just ask Puffy about the sunglasses bit in the MTV Awards press room some years back…
“First it’s the jacket, then it’s the shirt, then its the pants,” Manganiello quipped.
Well, he got us there.
But generally speaking we would only ask such things in private and that would come with our volunteered assistance. We are always ready to oblige papi, should you reconsider…
And so the step-and-repeat moved on to the Olympians: Diana Lopez, Summer Sanders, Hunter Kemper, Michelle Beadle, Smash’s Megan Hilty and Mark Lopez, who volunteered what others wouldn’t in the form of displaying his tight abs proclaiming “here’s the real situation!”
All in all a great program for highly dedicated and committed athletes.
Good luck in London guys.
Hotness Channing Tatum graces the cover of the upcoming February issue of Details Magazine. And damn if he doesn’t look like two scoops of melts in your mouth yumness! We are over the rainbow at the prospects of seeing his upcoming shake-his-money-maker stripper flick “Magic Mike,” which incidentally stars a bevy of male hotness, including “White Collar’s” Matt Bomer, Adam Rodriguez, Alex Pettyfer, Matthew McConaughey and “True Blood’s” Joe Manganiello.
OMG! Lord help us.
The only thing that could make this flick any better than the wet dream it currently is is if they go and have a little bit of frontal full Monty. But we can’t hold our breath that long while deep throating so we won’t risk it – what can we tell y’all, we are talented but no aqua man.
We are left wondering how director Steven Soderbergh bypassed ingesting a little hot chocolate into the wide array of flavors in his flick… But we ain’t going to get all NAACP on him just yet. We are fully aware of the feared sentiment by some in these here United States on the topic of our brothers endowments folklore, so we will leave it alone for now & just say – IT’S NOT A MYTH Y’ALL! THE STORIES ARE TRUE YOU DUMB-ASSES, THERE ARE SOME THAT ARE THICKER THAN YOUR WRIST!
This flick doesn’t really have much middle ground to it – it will either be a HUGE hit (pardon the pun) or a terrible disaster $$$ wise.
We will do our part and buy a tix opening night & revisit for a few days thereafter – just to help it along is all cuz we are die-hard Tatum fans.
For preview purposes we have gone and compiled a few stills released to EW of the upcoming testosterone fueled strip-a-thon along with the Details cover. E-N-J-O-Y! Movie is expected to release this June so get those dollar bills ready!