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Juiced muscle Mary looking Real World alum Joey Kovar died as a cause of opiates, report state.
We haven’t watched anything MTV related in quite sometime and rightly had no idea who the pretty smile belonged to and why anyone needed to care. So we had to go on the research quest to figure out who this fool was with a fucked up hair-do.
Seriously, y’all! Who styled him and/or told his dumbass that the front sweep in that overly-gelled do was attractive? On the flip side, he did see the error in his ways and let the do grow out.
Our search, lo-and-behold – landed us on his Playgirl run and we got to see his other attributes. Not that there is anything to get overly excited about. Evidently the juice didn’t make all things grow on the 29-year-old.
But we couldn’t help having a tinge of sympathy for Kovar. Fame – and it’s pursuit – can be a bitch!
The self proclaimed one-time chubby queen of all media, you know the one – Perez Hilton (aka Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr) – the same one who has transformed himself into a muscle Mary yet has still managed to be as unattractive as a wet-fart, is now himself the focus of attention at the hands of an alleged Manhunt profile containing nude self-pics.
Shocked you say?
Well, we have never been fans of the Ms. Thing. And don’t mind stating there isn’t any love lost.
Ugly is as ugly does. Made all the worse by the incessant drive to achieve some personal level of fame without any discernible talent…
But what does surface at reviewing the profile info are the statement it contains…
We winced at the “fantastic neg top” declaration. And nearly choked on our Dr. Pepper at the “almost 8 inches” part. We think that’s stretching the truth a tad bit. It’s more along the lines of almost 7 inches, with little girth to make up for its shortcoming.
The “into” portion, however, suits his vapid existence – especially the “voyeurism” part. Bitch was fat as all hell & assuredly couldn’t pay for it with a borrowed platinum card so it is easy to visualize him being one of those obnoxiously over-bearing trolls that is always peeping others trying to get a grove on at the baths. (Don’t act like you don’t know the type dammit!)
We do also wonder how this materialized… And we are not ruling out dumbass purposely putting it out there for some half-hazard attempt at infamy ala Christopher Landon.
As for the “work out 5x a wk” bit… the mirror never lies Princess Perez.