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Daniel Sawka: One Time Playgirl Model Sues Employer

Daniel Sawka circa his Playgirl modeling days - 1990's

Daniel Sawka circa his Playgirl modeling days – 1990’s

This here is a classic tale of actions and consequences – you know the one like mom warned you about as a kid, as you rolled your eyes into the back of your head while trying to tune her out type.  Meet Daniel Sawka.  A strapping 6.1, blue eyed, one-time blond boy next door type, who happened on posing for Playgirl  circa the 1990’s.  As a lumber jack no less. Read the rest of this entry »

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Justin Timberlake: Flashes Penis Peeing in Pool

Alleged shot of Justin Timberlake relieving himself in a shallow pool.

Alleged shot of Justin Timberlake relieving himself in a shallow pool.

Word has it that N’Sync’s alum turned big screen actor, Justin Timberlake, is making his way back into the musical arena.  Some call it bringing sexy back.  Don’t make that face at us – we didn’t pen that ourselves.  But off we went trawling around for intel.

Nothing really came of the musical notes being reported – truth is we just don’t care that much.  Although if you are so inclined for word of his imminent return you can check here!

But we did come across is this here shot of an alleged Timberlake – pre-marriage to Jessica Biel – relieving himself in a shallow pool in full view of spectators.

Like many a celebrity nude – this here shot has been debated ad nauseum.   And if you are looking at us for the definitive word on the matter – well – all we can tell you is there is an incredible likeness.  Too much of one for it to not be him.  So suck it up and just accept that JT is a douche like many others.

We have heard about this shot – repeatedly.  From many a fellow blogger.  Although we were never that interested.  He just doesn’t get our panties in a twist.  And after finally reviewing the much talked about pic, here posted for your own review, we are fully justified in our position.

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Joey Kovar: Opiate Overdose Death Ruling

MTV’s Real World alum Joey Kovar’s death cause ruled opiate overdose.

Juiced muscle Mary looking Real World alum Joey Kovar died as a cause of opiates, report state.

We haven’t watched anything MTV related in quite sometime and rightly had no idea who the pretty smile belonged to and why anyone needed to care.  So we had to go on the research quest to figure out who this fool was with a fucked up hair-do.

Seriously, y’all!  Who styled him and/or told his dumbass that the front sweep in that overly-gelled do was attractive?  On the flip side, he did see the error in his ways and let the do grow out.

Our search, lo-and-behold – landed us on his Playgirl run and we got to see his other attributes.  Not that there is anything to get overly excited about.  Evidently the juice didn’t make all things grow on the 29-year-old.

But we couldn’t help having a tinge of sympathy for Kovar.  Fame – and it’s pursuit – can be a bitch!

RIP Kovar.

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Bobby Cannavale: Full Frontal

Hotness Bobby Cannavale full frontal in Boardwalk Empire.

We can’t begin to tell you what stumbling across these here full-frontal screen grabs of hotness Bobby Cannavale in Boardwalk Empire brought on for us.  It was like having a cold-sweat fainting spell with an outer-body experience – simultaneously.

Once we came to and suppressed another bout of the vapors we were left jonesing to be afforded an internship on the shows costume department.

We have a whole new lever of desire for the tall 6.2 1/2 thespian.

It is also nice to see he is anatomically correct!  And that’s soft.  Heaven help whoever gets to ride that erect.

Yummy Bobby Cannavale at The Other Guys world premiere

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Justin Bieber: NSFW Nudes Surface Post Theft

Justin Bieber joins the celebrity leaked-nudes club!

Twink-a-licious Justin Bieber joins the bevy of celebrity folks with leaked nudes.  And fans rush to decry foul.  But the evidence would suggest authenticity.  Right down to the smooth torso and body art that adorns the Canadian crooner.

On the tail-end of his personal computer and camera being nicked comes word on the internet of nude pics surfacing of a pre-pubescent looking boys body posing for stills with ink prominently visible matching that of Biebs.

Coincidence?  Possibly.

We don’t know for sure whether they are indeed factual, but we ain’t putting nothing past it!  But for now we are going with the fact that all evidence points to truth.  Cuz lets face it… Biebs is hardly the innocent he so desperately purports to be.  And the body matches.

If it smells, sounds and looks like a duck that ain’t never done a push-up – then the quack is the very one that y’all see on stage!

Only question is how long before the sex tape surfaces.  Cuz it ain’t going to be too far off.

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Lindsay Lohan: James Deen Canyons Trailer

Lindsay Lohan and James Deen film The Canyons.

Lindsay Lohan’s return to the big screen is the stuff of constant fodder.  But the time has arrived and will mark a co-starring role opposite some two-bit hetero porn-wanna-be-starlet named James Deen.  That his “stage name” is a jump-off of a more famous, somewhat controversial (for his time) 20th century a-lister and troubled individual doesn’t get lost on us.

Not one bit.

That the Mean Girls star would reduce her waning chances at a true comeback by starring opposite someone so desperate from the word go to achieve infamy is where we stopped and can’t seem to get passed that gear.

Out of curiosity we had to go and look up this out of shape self-proclaimed porn impresario and see if there were any redeeming traits to warrant benefit of the doubt.

Que drums!

What we found was not much to get a rise out of.   His blog for instance can only be described as a lackluster experience.  Even by hetero standards.  The snatch he mainly features – as opposed to his own bodily parts – are beat up and resemble relics of passed around the bathroom stalls of dive bars on the West Coast type of snatch.  And when you get to the bare essentials of his package – well – it hardly measures up.

Sure, some would say its nothing to send home but we measure from a whole different perspective.

Would it hurt him to do a push-up or two?  Say nothing of a stomach crunch…

Suffice to say that American Gigolo he is not.

The movie trailer to her return project is as cheesy as it promises – we give it that.  For sure the folks behind the Liz Taylor bio-pic, which looms on the horizon, are non-too pleased with what precedes their efforts.

But don’t take our word for it.  Take a look see for yourselves…

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Prince Harry: NSFW Butt Ass Nekkid!

Prince Harry uncensored!

We knew it would surface & alas it has.  Here you have the hotness of British Prince Harry butt-ass nekkid during his frolicking holiday in Vegas a few weeks ago.

Reports indicate that there is a video being shopped around…  No word on the entire content on the footage – as yet.

You gotta admire the young royal.  He has handled it quietly and sans apology for his playboy ways.

Young and full of jizz!

Love that about him.

We do however feel the invasion of his privacy by some skanks looking to cash in after being afforded his company and hospitality.

But lets face it…  Vegas is hardly the place to go befriending undercover ho’s and pimps.

Lord knows if we had the privilege of witnessing that fine ass of his 1st hand we would gladly curtsy and bury the evidence.

But alas, it is little surprise that there are less than honorable folks in Vegas.

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Nathaniel Marshall: NSFW Nude Self Photos

American Idol’s Nathaniel Marshall nude self-pics surface.

American Idol runner up Nathaniel Marshall has joined the elite bunch of reality television nudist.  Photos have surfaced of the pudgy singer in all his glory.  And we must say that the ass is banging!  Smooth and supple.

We are not kidding.  The ass is without a doubt the highlight of the set and given the pose utilized to capture the moment we’d go as far as to say that it’s a safe bet Marshall is of the passive persuasion.  As if the above photo featuring a headband weren’t enough proof…

We could’ve done without the g-string shot, however, but far it be from us to censor it for y’all.

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Josh Hutcherson: NSFW Self Nude Bathroom Photo

Self nude photo of The Hunger Games star Josh Hutcherson sets the web ablaze.

The Hunger Games has made Josh Hutcherson, 19, a household name.  Three mega-blockbuster picture deal – guaranteed!  So it’s little surprise that a “leaked” self-nude photo of the young upstart shot in the privacy of his bathroom would set the web-o-sphere ablaze.

Cut and uncensored.

No joke!  The photo is everywhere nudity is allowed – and some spots its not.

His built in fan base has amplified to the point of requiring anyone merely mentioning of his name to seek shelter.

Children go crazy!

And now they can seek shelter in spots with some comfortable horizontal spaces built in – just in case.  Cuz pint-size papi is packing a thick ass piece.

We have ogled this here photo and have pondered its authenticity greatly, concluding that, given its popularity, it must have some merit.

Oh hell, who are we kidding…  The truth is that we ogled the pic and couldn’t make it past the fact that the twink-a-licious Hutcherson knows to man-scape his neither region for best showcasing of his girth-y attributes.

That’s in and of itself nothing to sneeze at cuz it would detract greatly if he had abstained from the practice given his smooth appearance everywhere else. Say nothing of minimizing its length.

We also approve the choice of undies.

We personally believe such endeavors – the man-scaping part, for those of you losing your train of thought going back and forth to the photo – should be incorporated into High School Health classes and/or made into mandatory protocol for a “get some” scenario.

No joke.  No one likes to floss while dining out.

On the realness of the pic…  We’ll let y’all deduce how authentic the photo is on your own.  We have fantasies to conjure up.

Don’t judge.

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Danell Leyva: NSFW Olympic I-Phone Pics

Self-phone pic of Danell Leyva – Bronze winner at the 2012 Olympics Games hits the web.

Here’s the thing about slow news days and the web – it makes the mundane web posting ready in a jiffy!  Case and point: 2012 Bronze medal winner, Cuban American, 21 yr old, Olympic gymnast, Danell Johan Leyva Gonzalez’s self semi-nude pics.  Read the rest of this entry »

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