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Scarlett Johansson: Hacked Phone Self Nudes Surface Online

Scarlett Johansson nude self-pics leaked online by hackers

Hollywood beauty Scarlett Johansson is the latest victim of leaked nudes self-pics, reports the web.  So we did a little bit of research and – eureka!  We came across the two very tasteful photos for ourselves.

Now, don’t get it twisted, we don’t condone hacking anyone’s anything to procure such material.  But it’s little surprise that once the material is leaked out to the world we will post for commentary purposes.

Johansson’s rep have officially stated contact with the FBI has commenced to look into this violation of privacy, blah blah blah.

We personally don’t know what the hoopla is all about cuz girls body is banging!

We may be of the alternative persuassion but damn if her booty didn’t give us a stir where there should not have been one.

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Google Street Maps Catches Miami Woman Naked

Miami, Florida woman of NE 66th Street caught on her yard butt-naked by Google Maps

Well, you sorta knew something like this would happen, eventually.  Let’s face it – there are way too many people in the world for it not to occur.  And officiating a street view of every roadway and byway of the world is bound to catch some inopportune moments.  Case an point:  A Miami, Florida woman who sashayed out of her house stark naked and Google Maps did caught it!

What are the odds?  They don’t matter none cuz they did it!

Of course they have now gone and blurred the image featuring all the Miami residents attributes, catching her as she exited her home butt-naked with a gallon of water in her right hand and appearing to shield her face with the other – but it begs the question:  ‘What the fuck were you doing coming out of your house butt naked, woman?  In broad-daylight.’

Really!  At least have a thong on if you are going to parade outdoors.  If only for modesty sake.

Now, we ain’t judging none.  We know 1st hand exactly how damn hot and humid it gets in Miami.  That is some Caribe sun y’all.  But this is a bit extreme, it being her front yard and all.

Assuredly there will be litigation stemming from this incident as the photo has been picked up and appears on a multitude of blogs and forums globally.  Some have even posted the exact address location on NE 66th Street for point of reference.

For sure this is 15 minutes of fame she would rather not have been bestowed.  But perhaps she will think twice before showing off what she came into the world with in the future.

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Darren Criss: Sexy Underwear Pic

Glee's Darren Criss poses for an underwear pic at what appears to be a frat party

It is often said that you know your famous when the gay rumors start.  Well, Glee’s Darren Criss ain’t got to worry about that going around cuz brother went and locked lips with an openly gay beauty on the show – and on stage during the Glee tour this summer – and he isn’t pressed about it.  But you know that’s upset a few folks with nothing better to do than hate on him for his progressive approach to his craft and the gay movement.

But somewhere along the line it was inevitable that something would surface given all his success – which includes the much rumored Glee spin-off & news of his taking over for Radcliffe in How to Succeed in Business on Broadway early next year – and it takes the form of a pic of hotness in his undies at what seems like a college frat party.  In his underwear!  Showing some yumness of his derriere!  Que beau!

We’ve had the pic for sometime now.  It’s true, we cannot lie.  But we had to keep it for review of a personal nature.  Y’all understand.  And if you don’t comprend just look a that waist arching…  (We just gave ourselves the vapors – again!)

The photo is obviously real and clearly taken some years ago when he was at the height of twink-a-licious.

We don’t fully approve of the Hanes brand but damn if Criss doesn’t make it work!  What we do approve of is his unabashed personality.  Say nothing of his talent!

And if anything has been gained by some dumbass releasing it in hate, well, this here photo raises Criss’ value factor in our book.

Honoree Darren Criss, of Glee fame, attends the Time 100 gala party in NYC

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Ryan Kwanten: Web Nude Surfaces

True Bloods’ Ryan Kwanten alleged full frontal nude

We will readily admit to being “True Blood” fans.  Call us simple.  It’s got a great cast and their story lines never seem to take themselves too seriously.  Camp is found throughout every episode without question.

And of the cast of course we have our faves.  Ryan Kwanten is at the top of the list – right after Skarsgaard.  Dude is ripe with sexuality – so much of it we don’t think he is acting at all. Read the rest of this entry »

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Duncan James: Boyband Blues Undies Pic

Duncan James of Boyband Blue snaps a flex keepsake in his bathroom

A whole lot has been made of this here pic of Duncan James of Boyband Blues fame.  Actually, scratch that fame part cuz we have no idea who those folks are really.  For all we know the boy band phenom died out circa two decades ago.  But it is what it is.  Initially we looked at this here self-pic and thought it was an old long ago forgotten photo of Nich Lachey of 98 Degrees.  Cept when they were around there weren’t any cellphones.

One thing is for certain, however, the body is R.I.P.E!

It’s also uncanny the resemblance to Lachey – circa when he was hot.

Evidently the photo “leaked” on a site called guyswithiphones.com – some James profusely denies posting.

Hmmm…..

Well, ripe is ripe.  We don’t actually care how it got out to see the light of day.  Regardless of how demure the photo is…

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Grady Sizemore: Semi Nude Pic Roundup

Jock Grady Sizemore captures some self semi-nudes in his bathroom

Grady Sizemore plays on some baseball team or other – which we don’t rightly know as we don’t watch sports.  We prefer to play them…  But these here pics we’ve collected from round the web are certainly something that we’d pay a visit to his locker room to see first hand.  Particularly that ass!  Yum.  White boy’g got back.  The frontal section seems to be lacking in the size more part…  But for all we know he could be a grower, something that is always appreciated.  Hey, we like surprises.

Evidently when these surfaced last year they caused a sensation…  Some disgruntled ex leaked them out.  (So much for love…)  We don’t rightly know why they caused  stir really…  Must have been a slow time in the sports news field.

One things good to know though…  He knows how to man-scape.  And for that we applaud the jock with a edible ass!

But we thought to post them for posterity sake.

Enjoy.

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Chris Crocker: From Youtube to Porntube

Chris Crocker aka Leave Britney Alone Youtube figure is redirecting into the world of gay porn

Do you remember Chris Crocker?  Sure you do.  He was the twink culprit behind the viral Youtube video imploring the masses to “leave Britney alone!”  That shit went super-sonic – and his Youtube account presently reads in over 200 million view.  We saw it, ain’t going to lie.  Read the rest of this entry »

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Joe DiMaggio: Nude Shower Photos Up For Auction

Joe DiMaggio appearing nude in the locker room shower photos up for auction

And here is proof positive why Marilyn Monroe’s marriage to Joe DiMaggion didn’t last.  Jus take a peek at this nude black and white photo shot of the baseball hall of famer.  That ain’t right!  We will extend a benefit of the doubt and assume that what we see is a result of schrinkage.  Hell, we will even throw in that he might be a grower and not a shower.  We gotta excuse this tidbit somehow…

It’s little wonder that DiMaggio’s family is up at arms about the surfacing of these here old memorabilia pics which are claimed to be 1st generation stills of a gone-by era.   The family claim these are fakes.

Still others say that the private DiMaggio woudln’t have allowed himself to be photographed this way…

Hmmmmm…

To that last bit we say that guys in their environment are more relaxed and likely know who is taking photos for fun, so no one is in hysterics about it – assuming privacy.  Aside from the fact that, usually when photos are fakes they are enhanced – not minimized.

Just a thought.

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Blake Lively: Alleged NSFW Nude Photo IPhone Leak

Blake Lively at the Time 100 Gala in NYC

Just as Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively is busy cavorting and carrying on with Leo DiCaprio in Italy – a romance which her camp denies – come alleged leaked self-nudes of the wanna-be serious actress.  And her handlers immediately respond with a statement that the photos are “fake.”  But what else would they say?  Seriously!  Come up with something more original.

Well, we love sensationalism and see nothing wrong with capturing a few nudes of yourself for posterity and even sharing them, cuz what else is all that damn hard work staying fit for if not to show it off?  We tell you…

So with that frame of mind, we happily share with y’all the pics busy circulating the web-sphere.  For real y’all – they are everywhere.

And might we throw in that, given the ass-backward awkward posing in the bathroom nudes, we are going to go out on a limb and conclude that they are indeed Ms. Lively!

But that’s just us…

Another tell-tale of it is that the girl in the pics has gone thru some mindful actions to conceal the bush.  Were they true fakes, we don’t think they would’ve been so discreet.

Just a thought for you guys to ponder…

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Kathy Griffin: Topless in Florida

Kathy Griffin goes bare chested in Florida for photographer

When a friend sent me this here topless pic of comedienne Kathy Griffin – famous for her “My Life on the D-List” show and stand up, we were slightly repulsed.  Let’s keep it real – its far from a pretty picture.  But we thought to share some words on the matter non-the-less.

To clarify, our repulsion largely stems from the fact that, although the pic was allegedly shot in sunny ass Florida, girlfriend is as pasty as any human should be shot with shit for being.  That is a shade lighter than Casper!

The itty-bitty-titty thing on the other hand – well, we can semi forgive it.  Although, with as much work as she has undergone, you would think she would have gotten them perked up a bit.  But it is another surgical procedure…

Whatever the esthetic – or lack there of – for sure this was done for attention.  Cuz having been around, as we have on occassion, the self appointed fairy godmother to gays worldwide, she never does anything if it isn’t going to garner her attention.

But really girl, would it hurt you to get a spray tan?

Of course this one worked.  And for sure she will later talk about it on some show or her own stand up routine.

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Chris Brown: Nude Self Photo Leaked

Chris Brown's Latest Scandal: Self Nude Photos "Leaked"

It has to truly suck being on Chris Brown’s PR team.  Seriously y’all.  That MF just can’t seem to get it together.  And just when his team pulls a miracle and damn near makes folks forget about his ghetto ass behavior and affliction of beating on his bitches – he goes and has a nude self-portrait “leaked” on the web. 

The phrase your own worse enemy comes to mind when thinking of Brown’s antics. 

Here are the NSFW pics allegedly leaked along with another of his genius moves – a twit-pic of his domestic violence “diploma”. 

Really, Chris?  What the fuck is wrong with you? 

My doctor would be glad to prescribe something to help you handle acting on your dumbass thoughts so brazenly.

On a different note, lets reflect on the nudes. 

It looks long, we give Brown that.  But it doesn’t look like it has much girth to it.  And in it’s semi-erect state it doesn’t look like its goin to fill out any…  

Brown, as that male enhancement commercial says…  It’s thickness [folks] really want.

Chris Brown Performs at PowerHouse Concert in NJ

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Blindfolded Latin Hotness: NSFW

Blind folded Latin hotness strikes a suggestive bedroom pose

We recently came across this here photo while browsing a few profiles.  We don’t know who the model is – fucker is wearing a blind fold – nor do we have any info on who the photographer is…  What we do know is that it is genius.

So of course we had to go and make use of it. 

Ordinarily we frown upon cross-dressing in the bedroom… We actually frown upon wearing anything in the bedroom!  What can we say – we like it simple and naked.  But this here bit serves as falling into all the right places.

If a man is going to wear a pair of stockings – this here is how it should be done!

The body art suggest that he can endure, the muscles are tantamount to his committment and his nipples depict a pathway to a momentary ease of the grip on that whip.

That is art.  Bravo!

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