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Christopher Landon: NSFW Self Nudes Surface
Posted by Native NYker in christopher landon, nsfw, nude, nude pics, scandal on October 8, 2011
Chris Landon and friend cozy up to Mr. Black LA buble ass at weekly fete
UPDATE: Although we had no intention of removing the “leaked” nude photos of Chris Landon – they are super hot as far as we are concerned - we have been repeatedly asked to do so. As such, we feel it only proper to comply. Sad, we know, but true. Our position on nudity remains the same & were our body to look as fine as Landon’s - it’s yummy – we’d be running the street naked, as brought into the world, tout le temp. Modesty be damned! We happen on knowing that the photos are still circulating round WeHo, by jealous parties no doubt, so don’t be surprised if they arrive on your smart fone. As a backup, here is a pic of Landon while at the Mr. Black La soires.
Christopher Beau Landon, son of Little House on The Prairie star Michael Landon, is the latest in the celeb world to face a self-nudes leak scandal. Although we dare say that if the pics are going to show your bits to the world at large we should all be so lucky to have them look like this! Lawd have mercy! The boy is our definition of a stairway to heaven.
Landon, writer of the hit movie “Disturbia,” which starred Shia LaBeouf, is presently facing what appears to be a spread of his parts on display on the site WeHo Confidential.
The sassy site not only has the full monty but some dish on the young buck thrown in for catty purposes.
“Want more,” the site cheekily asks. “You can always catch Christopher in the sauna at the Equinox Fitness Club on Sunset,” they offer.
Ouch!
We think this might be a wide step over the line of decency, bitches! What someone does in the semi-privacy of a sauna ain’t none of your fucking business – less you have been personally invited. For all you guys know it might be included in the contract cuz we’ve heard of goings on that top this mention out here at the East coast Equinox.
But the pics are up & the comments made. To say homos are catty is as redundant as saying ‘the sky is blue.’ And there you have it.
We can’t help agree with the euphemism the site geniusly concocted however. Michael Landon’s “Leg*A*C in between his son’s legs” is a gift worth more than a trust fund any day.
And Chris’ ass is tight!
Note to Mr. Landon: We type 60wpm and would be happy to serve as your errr assistant – just give a jingle!
Scarlett Johansson: Hacked Phone Self Nudes Surface Online
Posted by Native NYker in nsfw, nude, nude pics, nudes, scarlett johansson on September 15, 2011
Scarlett Johansson nude self-pics leaked online by hackers
Hollywood beauty Scarlett Johansson is the latest victim of leaked nudes self-pics, reports the web. So we did a little bit of research and – eureka! We came across the two very tasteful photos for ourselves.
Now, don’t get it twisted, we don’t condone hacking anyone’s anything to procure such material. But it’s little surprise that once the material is leaked out to the world we will post for commentary purposes.
Johansson’s rep have officially stated contact with the FBI has commenced to look into this violation of privacy, blah blah blah.
We personally don’t know what the hoopla is all about cuz girls body is banging!
We may be of the alternative persuassion but damn if her booty didn’t give us a stir where there should not have been one.
Google Street Maps Catches Miami Woman Naked
Posted by Native NYker in google maps, nsfw, nude pics on September 11, 2011
Miami, Florida woman of NE 66th Street caught on her yard butt-naked by Google Maps
Well, you sorta knew something like this would happen, eventually. Let’s face it – there are way too many people in the world for it not to occur. And officiating a street view of every roadway and byway of the world is bound to catch some inopportune moments. Case an point: A Miami, Florida woman who sashayed out of her house stark naked and Google Maps did caught it!
What are the odds? They don’t matter none cuz they did it!
Of course they have now gone and blurred the image featuring all the Miami residents attributes, catching her as she exited her home butt-naked with a gallon of water in her right hand and appearing to shield her face with the other – but it begs the question: ‘What the fuck were you doing coming out of your house butt naked, woman? In broad-daylight.’
Really! At least have a thong on if you are going to parade outdoors. If only for modesty sake.
Now, we ain’t judging none. We know 1st hand exactly how damn hot and humid it gets in Miami. That is some Caribe sun y’all. But this is a bit extreme, it being her front yard and all.
Assuredly there will be litigation stemming from this incident as the photo has been picked up and appears on a multitude of blogs and forums globally. Some have even posted the exact address location on NE 66th Street for point of reference.
For sure this is 15 minutes of fame she would rather not have been bestowed. But perhaps she will think twice before showing off what she came into the world with in the future.
Darren Criss: Sexy Underwear Pic
Posted by Native NYker in darren criss, glee, nude pics on August 7, 2011
Glee's Darren Criss poses for an underwear pic at what appears to be a frat party
It is often said that you know your famous when the gay rumors start. Well, Glee’s Darren Criss ain’t got to worry about that going around cuz brother went and locked lips with an openly gay beauty on the show – and on stage during the Glee tour this summer – and he isn’t pressed about it. But you know that’s upset a few folks with nothing better to do than hate on him for his progressive approach to his craft and the gay movement.
But somewhere along the line it was inevitable that something would surface given all his success – which includes the much rumored Glee spin-off & news of his taking over for Radcliffe in How to Succeed in Business on Broadway early next year – and it takes the form of a pic of hotness in his undies at what seems like a college frat party. In his underwear! Showing some yumness of his derriere! Que beau!
We’ve had the pic for sometime now. It’s true, we cannot lie. But we had to keep it for review of a personal nature. Y’all understand. And if you don’t comprend just look a that waist arching… (We just gave ourselves the vapors – again!)
The photo is obviously real and clearly taken some years ago when he was at the height of twink-a-licious.
We don’t fully approve of the Hanes brand but damn if Criss doesn’t make it work! What we do approve of is his unabashed personality. Say nothing of his talent!
And if anything has been gained by some dumbass releasing it in hate, well, this here photo raises Criss’ value factor in our book.
Honoree Darren Criss, of Glee fame, attends the Time 100 gala party in NYC
Ryan Kwanten: Web Nude Surfaces
Posted by Native NYker in nsfw, nude pics, ryan kwanten, true blood on July 24, 2011
True Bloods' Ryan Kwanten alledged full frontal nude
We will readily admit to being “True Blood” fans. Call us simple. It’s got a great cast and their storylines never seem to take themselves too seriously. Camp is found throughout every episode without question. And of the cast of course we have our faves. Ryan Kwanten is at the top of the list. Dude is ripe with sexuality – so much of it we don’t think he is acting. So When rumors started fluttering about a full frontal of the pretty one that plays Jason Stackhouse on the show, well, of course we wanted to see it.
Lo and behold, as the first disc of season three arrived from Netflix in our inbox so did an email from a good buddy sharing this here photo making rumor waves online.
There is the high likelihood that it may not be authentic but why fuck up a fantasy? Cheap thrills are a thrill never-the-less we say…
But just to throw in some genuine material – we thought we’d throw in some collected rear shot done for some magazine or other.
Can you say YUM!
Duncan James: Boyband Blues Undies Pic
Posted by Native NYker in boyband blues, duncan james, nsfw, nude pics on July 10, 2011
Duncan James of Boyband Blue snaps a flex keepsake in his bathroom
A whole lot has been made of this here pic of Duncan James of Boyband Blues fame. Actually, scratch that fame part cuz we have no idea who those folks are really. For all we know the boy band phenom died out circa two decades ago. But it is what it is. Initially we looked at this here self-pic and thought it was an old long ago forgotten photo of Nich Lachey of 98 Degrees. Cept when they were around there weren’t any cellphones.
One thing is for certain, however, the body is R.I.P.E!
It’s also uncanny the resemblance to Lachey - circa when he was hot.
Evidently the photo “leaked” on a site called guyswithiphones.com – some James profusely denies posting.
Hmmm…..
Well, ripe is ripe. We don’t actually care how it got out to see the light of day. Regardless of how demure the photo is…
Grady Sizemore: Semi Nude Pic Roundup
Posted by Native NYker in grady sizemore, nsfw, nude pics on July 2, 2011
Jock Grady Sizemore captures some self semi-nudes in his bathroom
Grady Sizemore plays on some baseball team or other – which we don’t rightly know as we don’t watch sports. We prefer to play them… But these here pics we’ve collected from round the web are certainly something that we’d pay a visit to his locker room to see first hand. Particularly that ass! Yum. White boy’g got back. The frontal section seems to be lacking in the size more part… But for all we know he could be a grower, something that is always appreciated. Hey, we like surprises.
Evidently when these surfaced last year they caused a sensation… Some disgruntled ex leaked them out. (So much for love…) We don’t rightly know why they caused stir really… Must have been a slow time in the sports news field.
One things good to know though… He knows how to man-scape. And for that we applaud the jock with a edible ass!
But we thought to post them for posterity sake.
Enjoy.
Chris Crocker: From Youtube to Porntube
Posted by Native NYker in chris crocker, nsfw, nude pics, nudes on June 27, 2011
Chris Crocker aka Leave Britney Alone Youtube figure is redirecting into the world of gay porn
Do you remember Chris Crocker? Sure you do. He was the twink culprit behind the viral Youtube video imploring the masses to “leave Britney alone!” That shit went super-sonic – and his Youtube account presently reads in over 200 mllion view. We saw it, ain’t going to lie. Well Crocker is now going from Youtube sensation to wanna-be porn sensation, declaring a signed in the works production to be released in the coming months. A message announced via his Tumblr page. Of course he has given the masses a preview of what is to come – of sorts – putting his tidbits on display for the world. Fucker is a master of self-promotion if nothing else.
Crocker abstains from divulging much else on the forthcoming porn career – like will he bottom, will it be safe or bareback or what studio will mastering the production but given that he has already prominantly diplayed the erect goods we would stongly advise on a passive role.
What? Don’t judge us, his ass is smoking.
Well, we can’t fault him… We know he attempted to turn the attention towards a recording venture but its a hard sell. Porn on the other hand – well… It’s a twink dominated field really.
We wish Crocker best wishes and hope he will invite us to the screening party.
Joe DiMaggio: Nude Shower Photos Up For Auction
Posted by Native NYker in joe dimaggio, marilyn monroe, nsfw, nude pics, nudes on June 14, 2011
Joe DiMaggio appearing nude in the locker room shower photos up for auction
And here is proof positive why Marilyn Monroe’s marriage to Joe DiMaggion didn’t last. Jus take a peek at this nude black and white photo shot of the baseball hall of famer. That ain’t right! We will extend a benefit of the doubt and assume that what we see is a result of schrinkage. Hell, we will even throw in that he might be a grower and not a shower. We gotta excuse this tidbit somehow…
It’s little wonder that DiMaggio’s family is up at arms about the surfacing of these here old memorabilia pics which are claimed to be 1st generation stills of a gone-by era. The family claim these are fakes.
Still others say that the private DiMaggio woudln’t have allowed himself to be photographed this way…
Hmmmmm…
To that last bit we say that guys in their environment are more relaxed and likely know who is taking photos for fun, so no one is in hysterics about it – assuming privacy. Aside from the fact that, usually when photos are fakes they are enhanced – not minimized.
Just a thought.
Blake Lively: Alleged NSFW Nude Photo IPhone Leak
Posted by Native NYker in blake lively, nsfw, nude pics, nudes on June 1, 2011
Blake Lively at the Time 100 Gala in NYC
Just as Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively is busy cavorting and carrying on with Leo DiCaprio in Italy – a romance which her camp denies – come alleged leaked self-nudes of the wanna-be serious actress. And her handlers immediately respond with a statement that the photos are “fake.” But what else would they say? Seriously! Come up with something more original.
Well, we love sensationalism and see nothing wrong with capturing a few nudes of yourself for posterity and even sharing them, cuz what else is all that damn hard work staying fit for if not to show it off? We tell you…
So with that frame of mind, we happily share with y’all the pics busy circulating the web-sphere. For real y’all – they are everywhere.
And might we throw in that, given the ass-backward awkward posing in the bathroom nudes, we are going to go out on a limb and conclude that they are indeed Ms. Lively!
But that’s just us…
Another tell-tale of it is that the girl in the pics has gone thru some mindful actions to conceal the bush. Were they true fakes, we don’t think they would’ve been so discreet.
Just a thought for you guys to ponder…
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