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Perusing the unmentionable online destinations we stumbled upon this here alleged pic of hotness Jake Gyllenhaal, in all his glory. The posting was accompanied by a statement professing its unquestionable authenticity. No word or mention of the purported source or how the photo became public.
We went in for a detailed look and upon closer inspection one can say it bares a remarkable likeness – yes, it’s something that can be achieved via Photoshop, we know. But the hair, grin and body – circa Prince of Persia and Love & Other Drugs – would all substantiate believe-ability. This could be R-E-A-L y’all! And the notable circumcision would lend itself as hard concrete evidence, not to mention applicable.
But for all tense and purposes we will maintain ALLEGED.
We like ourselves some G! How can we not? He’s handsome. Talented. A boy next door type of the chosen persuasion – unlike ourselves. Yes, that would suggest we are of the uncut and uncensored portion of society, but hell if we don’t think diversity is the splice of life!
But les we digress further, we will return to the photo in hand.
Curiously, the pic with the alleged Gyllenhaal likeness in the iconic Grace Jones’ position was quickly denounced by his team. Too much of a protest for a fake, we think… This here full-frontal, however, has not received any such objection, that we are aware of… (Please correct us if we are wrong!)
We can’t help but recall a certain Kwanten photo, which we posted, that subsequently resulted in an official statement from the True Blood sex kitten’s team unequivacably denying the photo’s authenticity. (Same photo which the charming folks at HuffPost commented on and wrongfully credited to an alternate source.) Dumbasses.) But what does come to mind in reviewing this here alleged Gyllenhaal full monty depiction is how little we care whether or not it’s real!
And dare we say, we are not alone!
Why fuck with the fantasy is our continued position! (Call us cheap, depraved, perverted, lustful – we’ll take it! And take it well.)
And in the end, there is little wrong with nudity.
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Jonathan Groff, 26, is a Broadway darling. He is most closely associated with his role in the hit Broadway musical “Spring Awakening.” A role he originated off-Broadway and on The Great White Way. He also happens to be a Glee supporting cast-member. His character Jesse St. James is reportedly returning to the popular show as Vocal Adrenaline’s vocal coach later in the season.
But as Glee is a family show, there will be no nudity. Ain’t that something? A high school show which rarely touches on teen bang-bang. Hmmmm.
That, however, doesn’t mean there hasn’t been a point where the out and proud Groff hasn’t gone and undertaken a role where he has shed any and all inhibition and gone full monty…
Here, for your viewing scrutiny, is a grab of Groff showing off all his attributes – or what little there appears of them.
We have already done our part. We find the Pennsylvania native’s happy trail leading down his stomach sexy as all hell. (We are wiping the drool from our keyboard as we type!) Even though it appears to be a dead-end.
But in his defense, he could very well be a grower and not a shower. Lord knows we have been wildly surprised, in many an instance, in the past by such appearances. It happens! (Don’t judge…!) It could also be due to schrinkage! (Don’t act like you are unfamiliar with the phenom!)
We also love his thick thighs and smooth chest and thick wavy hair. His body is aptly made for the role of a passive homosexual. What? We are just thinking out loud is all.
UPDATE: Although we had no intention of removing the “leaked” nude photos of Chris Landon – they are super hot as far as we are concerned – we have been repeatedly asked to do so. As such, we feel it only proper to comply. Sad, we know, but true. Our position on nudity remains the same & were our body to look as fine as Landon’s – it’s yummy – we’d be running the street naked, as brought into the world, tout le temp. Modesty be damned! We happen on knowing that the photos are still circulating round WeHo, by jealous parties no doubt, so don’t be surprised if they arrive on your smart fone. As a backup, here is a pic of Landon while at the Mr. Black La soires.
Christopher Beau Landon, son of Little House on The Prairie star Michael Landon, is the latest in the celeb world to face a self-nudes leak scandal. Although we dare say that if the pics are going to show your bits to the world at large we should all be so lucky to have them look like this! Lawd have mercy! The boy is our definition of a stairway to heaven.
Landon, writer of the hit movie “Disturbia,” which starred Shia LaBeouf, is presently facing what appears to be a spread of his parts on display on the site WeHo Confidential.
The sassy site not only has the full monty but some dish on the young buck thrown in for catty purposes.
“Want more,” the site cheekily asks. “You can always catch Christopher in the sauna at the Equinox Fitness Club on Sunset,” they offer.
We think this might be a wide step over the line of decency, bitches! What someone does in the semi-privacy of a sauna ain’t none of your fucking business – less you have been personally invited. For all you guys know it might be included in the contract cuz we’ve heard of goings on that top this mention out here at the East coast Equinox.
But the pics are up & the comments made. To say homos are catty is as redundant as saying ‘the sky is blue.’ And there you have it.
We can’t help agree with the euphemism the site geniusly concocted however. Michael Landon’s “Leg*A*C in between his son’s legs” is a gift worth more than a trust fund any day.
And Chris’ ass is tight!
Note to Mr. Landon: We type 60wpm and would be happy to serve as your errr assistant – just give a jingle!
Hollywood beauty Scarlett Johansson is the latest victim of leaked nudes self-pics, reports the web. So we did a little bit of research and – eureka! We came across the two very tasteful photos for ourselves.
Now, don’t get it twisted, we don’t condone hacking anyone’s anything to procure such material. But it’s little surprise that once the material is leaked out to the world we will post for commentary purposes.
Johansson’s rep have officially stated contact with the FBI has commenced to look into this violation of privacy, blah blah blah.
We personally don’t know what the hoopla is all about cuz girls body is banging!
We may be of the alternative persuassion but damn if her booty didn’t give us a stir where there should not have been one.
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Well, you sorta knew something like this would happen, eventually. Let’s face it – there are way too many people in the world for it not to occur. And officiating a street view of every roadway and byway of the world is bound to catch some inopportune moments. Case an point: A Miami, Florida woman who sashayed out of her house stark naked and Google Maps did caught it!
What are the odds? They don’t matter none cuz they did it!
Of course they have now gone and blurred the image featuring all the Miami residents attributes, catching her as she exited her home butt-naked with a gallon of water in her right hand and appearing to shield her face with the other – but it begs the question: ‘What the fuck were you doing coming out of your house butt naked, woman? In broad-daylight.’
Really! At least have a thong on if you are going to parade outdoors. If only for modesty sake.
Now, we ain’t judging none. We know 1st hand exactly how damn hot and humid it gets in Miami. That is some Caribe sun y’all. But this is a bit extreme, it being her front yard and all.
Assuredly there will be litigation stemming from this incident as the photo has been picked up and appears on a multitude of blogs and forums globally. Some have even posted the exact address location on NE 66th Street for point of reference.
For sure this is 15 minutes of fame she would rather not have been bestowed. But perhaps she will think twice before showing off what she came into the world with in the future.
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It is often said that you know your famous when the gay rumors start. Well, Glee’s Darren Criss ain’t got to worry about that going around cuz brother went and locked lips with an openly gay beauty on the show – and on stage during the Glee tour this summer – and he isn’t pressed about it. But you know that’s upset a few folks with nothing better to do than hate on him for his progressive approach to his craft and the gay movement.
But somewhere along the line it was inevitable that something would surface given all his success – which includes the much rumored Glee spin-off & news of his taking over for Radcliffe in How to Succeed in Business on Broadway early next year – and it takes the form of a pic of hotness in his undies at what seems like a college frat party. In his underwear! Showing some yumness of his derriere! Que beau!
We’ve had the pic for sometime now. It’s true, we cannot lie. But we had to keep it for review of a personal nature. Y’all understand. And if you don’t comprend just look a that waist arching… (We just gave ourselves the vapors – again!)
The photo is obviously real and clearly taken some years ago when he was at the height of twink-a-licious.
We don’t fully approve of the Hanes brand but damn if Criss doesn’t make it work! What we do approve of is his unabashed personality. Say nothing of his talent!
And if anything has been gained by some dumbass releasing it in hate, well, this here photo raises Criss’ value factor in our book.
We will readily admit to being “True Blood” fans. Call us simple. It’s got a great cast and their story lines never seem to take themselves too seriously. Camp is found throughout every episode without question.
And of the cast of course we have our faves. Ryan Kwanten is at the top of the list – right after Skarsgaard. Dude is ripe with sexuality – so much of it we don’t think he is acting at all. Read the rest of this entry »
A whole lot has been made of this here pic of Duncan James of Boyband Blues fame. Actually, scratch that fame part cuz we have no idea who those folks are really. For all we know the boy band phenom died out circa two decades ago. But it is what it is. Initially we looked at this here self-pic and thought it was an old long ago forgotten photo of Nich Lachey of 98 Degrees. Cept when they were around there weren’t any cellphones.
One thing is for certain, however, the body is R.I.P.E!
It’s also uncanny the resemblance to Lachey – circa when he was hot.
Evidently the photo “leaked” on a site called guyswithiphones.com – some James profusely denies posting.
Well, ripe is ripe. We don’t actually care how it got out to see the light of day. Regardless of how demure the photo is…
Grady Sizemore plays on some baseball team or other – which we don’t rightly know as we don’t watch sports. We prefer to play them… But these here pics we’ve collected from round the web are certainly something that we’d pay a visit to his locker room to see first hand. Particularly that ass! Yum. White boy’g got back. The frontal section seems to be lacking in the size more part… But for all we know he could be a grower, something that is always appreciated. Hey, we like surprises.
Evidently when these surfaced last year they caused a sensation… Some disgruntled ex leaked them out. (So much for love…) We don’t rightly know why they caused stir really… Must have been a slow time in the sports news field.
One things good to know though… He knows how to man-scape. And for that we applaud the jock with a edible ass!
But we thought to post them for posterity sake.
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Do you remember Chris Crocker? Sure you do. He was the twink culprit behind the viral Youtube video imploring the masses to “leave Britney alone!” That shit went super-sonic – and his Youtube account presently reads in over 200 million view. We saw it, ain’t going to lie. Read the rest of this entry »