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We like John Mayer. And not just because he has transformed himself from a doughy youth into a flip mouthing man that will don a floss-thong bikini and run around a boat – baring his smooth ass, just for the fun of it. Or because he has said he has danced amidst a dancefloor full of sweaty men or experienced a man on man makeout either.
We just like what we like and that’s all there is to be said.
Of course we would like it to be us he’d have some of those experiences with… tit for tat – if he’d agree to have an experience with us, we’d promise to practice a deepthroat blowjob on him to the tune of a happy ending.
To much? Kiss my left cheek. It’s the position we’re at presently. file a grievance.
Above is the crooner on the cover of the latest Rolling Stone magazine shirtless. He looks so YUM. I’d put my Hagen Daz down for a lick of that in a jiffy.
In the accompanying interview Mayer admits to self-pleasuring tout-le-temp, among other things. “I am the new generation of masturbator. I’ve seen it all. Before I make coffee, I’ve seen more butt holes than a proctologist does in a week,” he states.
I sure would like the buttholes reference explained further – but perhaps it’s just me. I don’t get it. But whatever the case, we are sure it’s a good read.
…I know where you live, John. Just say the word.