Posts Tagged nudes
Aussie Victoria Secret supermodel turned Orlando Bloom baby momma Miranda Kerr has faced newly surfaced nudes with tongue and cheek. But hell, how else to do it given her whole career is about tits and ass – and a lucrative venture at that it really is! So we are befuddled over the hoopla over a set of alleged “unauthorized” nude Polaroids shot by famed French photog Laurent Darmon surfacing and making the rounds these past few days. Slow celeb news days will do this to the under-worked folks pretending to be “journalists.”
As if the beauty getting to make beaucoup $$$ for strutting and showing off her attributes and getting to shag one of the most coveted Brit specimens EVER weren’t enuf already! No, we have to endure having our noses rubbed into it and be made to feel guilty about being lax’ed on our gym regiment.
We don’t see the big to do. Not really. Less it’s really about how she isn’t adding bank to her account with the release of these here photos. And you know that’s where its at.
We have a simple approach to such matters… If you don’t want something getting out simply don’t do it! And by the looks of the photos, Ms. Kerr was all too happy to show off her hot piece of ass and perky and quite appealing tits!
Yes, y’all, it’s about the tits and ass.
Sure we would be happier were they of her love Bloom. In that Lord of The Rings blond wig please! But we do appreciate beauty when faced with it and the photos do the subject justice so lets leave it at that.
The self proclaimed one-time chubby queen of all media, you know the one – Perez Hilton (aka Mario Armando Lavandeira, Jr) – the same one who has transformed himself into a muscle Mary yet has still managed to be as unattractive as a wet-fart, is now himself the focus of attention at the hands of an alleged Manhunt profile containing nude self-pics.
Shocked you say?
Well, we have never been fans of the Ms. Thing. And don’t mind stating there isn’t any love lost.
Ugly is as ugly does. Made all the worse by the incessant drive to achieve some personal level of fame without any discernible talent…
But what does surface at reviewing the profile info are the statement it contains…
We winced at the “fantastic neg top” declaration. And nearly choked on our Dr. Pepper at the “almost 8 inches” part. We think that’s stretching the truth a tad bit. It’s more along the lines of almost 7 inches, with little girth to make up for its shortcoming.
The “into” portion, however, suits his vapid existence – especially the “voyeurism” part. Bitch was fat as all hell & assuredly couldn’t pay for it with a borrowed platinum card so it is easy to visualize him being one of those obnoxiously over-bearing trolls that is always peeping others trying to get a grove on at the baths. (Don’t act like you don’t know the type dammit!)
We do also wonder how this materialized… And we are not ruling out dumbass purposely putting it out there for some half-hazard attempt at infamy ala Christopher Landon.
As for the “work out 5x a wk” bit… the mirror never lies Princess Perez.
Do you remember Chris Crocker? Sure you do. He was the twink culprit behind the viral Youtube video imploring the masses to “leave Britney alone!” That shit went super-sonic – and his Youtube account presently reads in over 200 mllion view. We saw it, ain’t going to lie. Well Crocker is now going from Youtube sensation to wanna-be porn sensation, declaring a signed in the works production to be released in the coming months. A message announced via his Tumblr page. Of course he has given the masses a preview of what is to come – of sorts – putting his tidbits on display for the world. Fucker is a master of self-promotion if nothing else.
Crocker abstains from divulging much else on the forthcoming porn career – like will he bottom, will it be safe or bareback or what studio will mastering the production but given that he has already prominantly diplayed the erect goods we would stongly advise on a passive role.
What? Don’t judge us, his ass is smoking.
Well, we can’t fault him… We know he attempted to turn the attention towards a recording venture but its a hard sell. Porn on the other hand – well… It’s a twink dominated field really.
We wish Crocker best wishes and hope he will invite us to the screening party.
The web is on fire with the “It is” vs. “It isn’t” tit-for-tat stories of alleged Blake Lively nudes that have surfaced this week. So of course legal action is promised, by legal team representing the Gossip Girl star turned “serious” actress, to anyone posting the tell-tales of the young blonde thespian. Are you surprised? We aren’t. Not that we care any one bit! We believe wholeheartedly it is her.
And as there have been add’l pics released by the hacker, as posted on UnratedPerez, it is not irrefutable.
Oddly enough, no mention has come of the Leighton Meester nudes that preceded “The Town” co-star foray into capturing her smooth toned frame.
We thought this one grave omission.
So here are both. Just for you!
Don’t say we don’t care about y’all.
What is absurdly obvious is how Lively’s self-portraits differ from Meester’s set.
Like ripe green apples to stale sour oranges.
Just as Gossip Girl’s Blake Lively is busy cavorting and carrying on with Leo DiCaprio in Italy – a romance which her camp denies – come alleged leaked self-nudes of the wanna-be serious actress. And her handlers immediately respond with a statement that the photos are “fake.” But what else would they say? Seriously! Come up with something more original.
Well, we love sensationalism and see nothing wrong with capturing a few nudes of yourself for posterity and even sharing them, cuz what else is all that damn hard work staying fit for if not to show it off? We tell you…
So with that frame of mind, we happily share with y’all the pics busy circulating the web-sphere. For real y’all – they are everywhere.
And might we throw in that, given the ass-backward awkward posing in the bathroom nudes, we are going to go out on a limb and conclude that they are indeed Ms. Lively!
But that’s just us…
Another tell-tale of it is that the girl in the pics has gone thru some mindful actions to conceal the bush. Were they true fakes, we don’t think they would’ve been so discreet.
Just a thought for you guys to ponder…
Christopher Atkins peaked shortly after his portrayal of the marooned nubile blond god alongside Brooke Shields in “The Blue Lagoon.”
Not a bad way to peak actually…
I know I many a times did this very deed with the accompanying thought of taking Shields place on that perfect beach. Sun, sand and a blond sexually maturing Atkins? What more could a young gay boy wish for? Atkins was perfection.
I recently came across these nudes of my one time dream on OMG Blog and I just couldn’t help but borrow them. Sue me if I hold steadfast to my dreams.
So close is the footage you can make out that Mr. Radcliffe has: a) growth potential; b) is BARE – and I don’t mean as in naked. We know that already! I mean bare as in not even a discernible amount of peach fuzz on that ripe bum of his. And c) it appears that he man-scapes his pubes.
That a boy… (no one likes to floss while going deep!) I have a new found respect for the young thespian.
I think a TONY is in the works!
I wonder if I could request a closer inspection…