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Neal Edwards: Cleared of School Porn Presentation

Parents protest Neal Edwards being cleared to return to classroom over porn incident

Parents protest Neal Edwards being cleared to return to classroom over porn incident

Celebrity cellphone hacking has become the act of legends – not that you would remember any of the tech culprits without Google’s help – lending fans worldwide a peep into the truly personal lives of the rich and famous.  Scarlett Johansson, Blake Lively, Jamie Foxx, Josh Hutcherson and countless others have been the “victims” of hacking of personal material and “leaks.”

Well here now you have a prime example of where celebrity culture and everyday life collide – school hallways, classrooms and their grappling defense of wayward acts.

Carmichael, California school district has cleared Neal Edwards, a teacher at Casa Roble H.S. – Home of The RAMS – of “accidentally” showing porn during a classroom projection presentation, after the winter recess, and the parent(s) are none too thrilled, reports state. Read the rest of this entry »

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Porn Sex vs Real Sex: The Numbers

pornvsrealPorn sex vs Real sex don’t generally meet on common grounds.  Although porn is as common nowadays as brushing your teeth in the morning is to the average person the correlation between the two worlds are light years away from each other. Especially true for heterosexuals.  For gays – well – it really can be just like you see it on the screen. Read the rest of this entry »

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Nick Gruber: Touts Calvin Klein Model Status

Nick Gruber attends the After Earth NYC premiere

Nick Gruber attends the After Earth NYC premiere

Ex-porn twink turned kept boy extra-ordinaire Nick Gruber turned up at the After Earth premiere in NYC and was promptly introduced to the press line of photographers as an ex-Calvin Klein model.  And we damn near missed a step and almost caused an avalanche.

Wow!  Y’all know he’s comfortable in front of a camera – no inhibition what-so-ever.  But we must’ve missed his CK days…

And this is why we have to ask, what billboard did he grace?  Which magazine pages – other than the nude ones did he pose for?  Which runway season did he stride?

Did we miss something? Read the rest of this entry »

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Lindsay Lohan: James Deen Canyons Trailer


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Lindsay Lohan and James Deen film The Canyons.

Lindsay Lohan’s return to the big screen is the stuff of constant fodder.  But the time has arrived and will mark a co-starring role opposite some two-bit hetero porn-wanna-be-starlet named James Deen.  That his “stage name” is a jump-off of a more famous, somewhat controversial (for his time) 20th century a-lister and troubled individual doesn’t get lost on us.

Not one bit.

That the Mean Girls star would reduce her waning chances at a true comeback by starring opposite someone so desperate from the word go to achieve infamy is where we stopped and can’t seem to get passed that gear.

Out of curiosity we had to go and look up this out of shape self-proclaimed porn impresario and see if there were any redeeming traits to warrant benefit of the doubt.

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What we found was not much to get a rise out of.   His blog for instance can only be described as a lackluster experience.  Even by hetero standards.  The snatch he mainly features – as opposed to his own bodily parts – are beat up and resemble relics of passed around the bathroom stalls of dive bars on the West Coast type of snatch.  And when you get to the bare essentials of his package – well – it hardly measures up.

Sure, some would say its nothing to send home but we measure from a whole different perspective.

Would it hurt him to do a push-up or two?  Say nothing of a stomach crunch…

Suffice to say that American Gigolo he is not.

The movie trailer to her return project is as cheesy as it promises – we give it that.  For sure the folks behind the Liz Taylor bio-pic, which looms on the horizon, are non-too pleased with what precedes their efforts.

But don’t take our word for it.  Take a look see for yourselves…

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Jiggy Man Exclusive: Retired Sex God Q and A

Jiggy Man proves there is life after a whirlwind in the world of porn. And a happy one at that!

Ras Icon, most commonly known as Jiggy Man, first gained the public’s attention starring in the trans-Atlantic films of Machofucker studios.  A studio known as the go-to destination for inter-racial encounters devoid of any story-lines played out by the cast.  The studio promises you nothing but well endowed tops getting down with the get down paired with the passive boys who are made to take it.

Don’t judge!  It’s a popular medium.

Time and time again we have praised the power of – and declared our penchant for – pornography!  It’s true.  Blame our Catholic upbringing.  But we are fully aware that not everyone shares our sentiment – publicly.  So if this happens to apply to you, stop reading now!

But regardless of your opinion on the billion dollar industry – there are many differing positions – there is no denying some of the most attractive and skilled folks around reside in porn.  We can personally attest to watching some who could make a killing putting together a how-to book for the less intuitive.  But alas it’s not always a happy ending for the sexually daring lot who saunter about in the controversial profession.  And if you doubt it much, then you are simply not paying attention.  Time and again, stories of the untimely end to some of the most coveted and lusted after bodies can be read.  Drugs and, well, yes, please, more drugs usually the cause.

This is not one of those times!

On the contrary.  Jiggy Man would be one of the few individuals that stands to serve as a testament of having survived his experience and made the better for it.  That’s right.  He volunteered for the exxxperience because it was something he “always wanted to do,” gave it his all and then decidedly walked away to pursue the next chapter of his life unabashedly. Read the rest of this entry »

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Antonio Biaggi Davila: Perfect Puerto Rican Porn Papi

“Gay sex is hot!”  Those immortal words were delivered by Debra Messing, to an international prime time audience, during her tenure on the hit ABC comedy “Will & Grace.”  No truer statement has ever been spoken on the topic.  And that’s a fact.  Factor in a Latin trait, like that of gay adult porn-god Antonio Biaggi Davila, and don’t be surprised if you find yourselves articulating that very sentiment in foreign tongues. Read the rest of this entry »

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Jordan Jaric: Laid Horizontal by Brain Tumor


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Jordan Jaric undergoes brain surgery to remove a tumor

We recently came upon a posting on Jordan Jaric (born Eric James Mulvaney) who is undergoing surgery for a brain tumor.  The Falcon porn entertainer tweeted about his recurring seizures and concerns about $$$ to pay for his hospital ordeal, reports Perez Unrated.

We’d hate to come across as insensitive but if you are experiencing seizures stemming from a brain tumor, it seems to us that one would be somewhat more preoccupied with and freaking out from, oh, let’s say, your health?

But no, Jaric tweeted endlessly about how he was distraught over having recently split from his porn actor beau, not having $ to pay for the hospital bills and how many seizures a day he was having!

WTF?  The porn actor beau split we can understand a bit.  Assuredly he has some talents…  But really?

Well, perhaps his followers didnt remind him of the obvious…  Just get the surgery, get well & return your ass – literally – to work and bang it out overtime for the money honey!

It’s a craft you already know, sugar.

They aren’t operating on that fine ass of yours, so get face down in a restful position, place your ass up, back arched and legs parted – et voila!  $$$ comes in – pardon the pund.

No need to thank us, we are here to help Jaric…

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