Sarah Jessica Parker at the I Don't Know How She Does It premiere in NYC

NY princess Sarah Jessica Parker debuted her new flick “I Don’t Know How She Does It,” on Manhattan’s UWS last night.  The small premiere drew crowds and a stellar list of A-listers including costars Christina Hendricks, Jessica Szohr, Pierce Brosnan and Greg Kinnear.  So many folks in face we are breaking it up into the women and (stay tuned for it) the men!  It just seems right to compartmentalized it dammit…  So don’t quibble.

And this is primarily due to the fashion at hand.  Without a doubt, even in basic black, SJP wins the best dressed category.  Yes, ordinarily its just blase and hardly worth pressing the shutter, but damn if girl can’t serve basic black with a little sparkle while delivering a wow factor.

But the rest of the girls seemed ready and filed their nails for a row, ready to throw down in an effort to walk away with the honors.

Most notably:  Mad Men’s Christina Hendricks, who, in a shimmery pink cocktail number, was a picture of retro glam.  Of course the fact that her twins were perched front and center has a whole lot to do with her close proximity to couture goddess SJP.  That’s presentation!

Olivia Munn, in a demure yet elegant red off-the-shoulder number was close to stepping on Hendricks and knocking her of the runner-up slot position.

What can we tell y’all, we love a lady in red.

And that is why Emma Roberts (who showed up with our future ex-husband, yet wouldn’t pose together) what is that all about?)  The photo has already been shot and published!) places in a decent 4th place.  Her red off-the-shoulder evening gown came across light and summery.  But girl, get some color!  Spray it on, lamp it or use a cream if the sun is too much…

Now, we ain’t playing faves or nothing but ex-Gossip Girl alum Jessica Szohr places in a class all by herself.  The one time douty duckling has spread her wings and swan can now effectively work her look in any ensemble you throw at her and we love her all the more for it!  Additional kudos go to the new do & the new svelte figure.  Work it out beauty!

Jordan Sparks surprised the hell out of us some.  So much so we had to ask who she was…  Girl shot upwards and shed the baby fat.  Fab.  We even forgive the lack of directional attention being screamed her way being ignored.  (When you hear ‘your right’ it doesn’t mean left dear…)

Scribe Jackie Collins put her best jewels to work for the short step and repeat & we appreciate it wholeheartedly.  It’s like she borrowed them right out of one of her heroines vault or something…

And the WTF was she thinking – as you know there is always one – goes to:  Sofia Bush!  That is the only possible way to address this god-awful number really.  Girl surfaced clad in a gold lame short set circa 1983.  You know the one like folks wore to the roller-disco.  Wrong, girl!  Just wrong.  If you can’t go fully over the top, don’t go at all.  It’s just plain lazy!

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