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Josh Hutcherson: NSFW Self Nude Bathroom Photo

Self nude photo of The Hunger Games star Josh Hutcherson sets the web ablaze.

The Hunger Games has made Josh Hutcherson, 19, a household name.  Three mega-blockbuster picture deal – guaranteed!  So it’s little surprise that a “leaked” self-nude photo of the young upstart shot in the privacy of his bathroom would set the web-o-sphere ablaze.

Cut and uncensored.

No joke!  The photo is everywhere nudity is allowed – and some spots its not.

His built in fan base has amplified to the point of requiring anyone merely mentioning of his name to seek shelter.

Children go crazy!

And now they can seek shelter in spots with some comfortable horizontal spaces built in – just in case.  Cuz pint-size papi is packing a thick ass piece.

We have ogled this here photo and have pondered its authenticity greatly, concluding that, given its popularity, it must have some merit.

Oh hell, who are we kidding…  The truth is that we ogled the pic and couldn’t make it past the fact that the twink-a-licious Hutcherson knows to man-scape his neither region for best showcasing of his girth-y attributes.

That’s in and of itself nothing to sneeze at cuz it would detract greatly if he had abstained from the practice given his smooth appearance everywhere else. Say nothing of minimizing its length.

We also approve the choice of undies.

We personally believe such endeavors – the man-scaping part, for those of you losing your train of thought going back and forth to the photo – should be incorporated into High School Health classes and/or made into mandatory protocol for a “get some” scenario.

No joke.  No one likes to floss while dining out.

On the realness of the pic…  We’ll let y’all deduce how authentic the photo is on your own.  We have fantasies to conjure up.

Don’t judge.

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