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Shamil Tarpischev: Racist Russian Tennis Dumbass

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Shamil Tarpischev (l) and Elena Dementieva (r) – Serena Williams (inset)

Meet beauty Shamil Tarpischev, Russia’s tennis tsar and all around bigot, who, while appearing on a Russian talk show alongside former Olympic singles champion Elena Dementieva, referred to the William’s sisters – Serena and Venus – as the “Williams brothers” and pointed out that “it’s scary when you really look at them.”

No word on what, if anything, Dementieva said on the tail end of dumbass’ choice words. Read the rest of this entry »

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Joseph Randle: Gucci Guilty Five Finger Discount Arrest

Dallas Cowbows player Joseph Randle arrested after attempting to shoplift a bottle of Gucci Guilty and Polo underwear

Dallas Cowbows player Joseph Randle arrested after attempting to shoplift a bottle of Gucci Guilty and Polo underwear

NFL Dallas Cowboys Running Back Joseph Randle, 22, reportedly makes upwards of $31 million.  That’s a whole lot of bank for a 22-year-old.  But that didn’t prevent him from attempting a five-finger discount of an $80 bottle of Gucci Guilty fragrance and a pack of Polo underwear that retailed for $40 at Dillard’s department store – allegedly.

No word on what size undies he attempted to pocket. Read the rest of this entry »

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Victor Cruz: Torn Tendon Ends NFL Season

Victor Cruz

Victor Cruz

In all honesty, we know very few NFL sporting figures.  Victor Cruz happens to be one we know.  And it makes it that much sadder to learn that Cruz will be sidelined for the rest of his season with the Giants’ due to a torn patella tendon in his right leg during the game Sunday night. Read the rest of this entry »

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Kevin Olsen: Busted on DUI Charge

Kevin Olsen busted on DUI charges

Kevin Olsen busted on DUI charges

Blond pro-football twink Kevin Olsen is the latest NFL star to find himself in the thick of trouble of late.  Olsen was busted on DUI charges in the wee-hours Monday morning – 4:11 AM to be exact. Read the rest of this entry »

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Victor Cruz: Engaged to Elaina Watley

Victor Cruz

Victor Cruz

Congratulations to hot chocolate and NFL wide receiver Victor Cruz on his engagement to girlfriend of 11-years, and baby mama, Elaina Watley, reports state.  The Giants player is said to have passed a ring onto Watley’s finger on Sunday, July 13th. Read the rest of this entry »

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Michael Sam: Reality Show Postponed

NFL draft pick Michael Sam and beau Vito Cammisano

NFL draft pick Michael Sam and beau Vito Cammisano

The Untitled Michael Sam reality show has been postponed according to reports by The Associated Press.  Reports quote a statement by OWN President Erik Logan that read “”After careful consideration and discussion with the St Louis Rams, ‘The Untitled Michael Sam Project’ has been postponed, allowing Michael the best opportunity to achieve his dream of making the team.”

The buffed out twink – he’s 6.2, 256, and 24-years-old – was in talks to develop the terms and allow cameras to film his entry into the RAM’s team.

Sam’s now infamous kiss with his swimmer beau Vito Cammisano went viral and was all anyone could talk about after footage aired of his call to inform him of his drafting – making history as he became the 1st openly gay draft pick EVER. Read the rest of this entry »

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Bruno Mars: Super Bowl Half Time Chubby Poo

Bruno Mars performs at the 2014 SuperBowl Half Time Show in New Jersey

Bruno Mars performs at the 2014 SuperBowl Half Time Show in New Jersey

Right off the back we will readily fess up that we think Bruno Mars is a hottie!  Total yumness.  That he is a passionate and talented musician only goes to add to the desire of kneeling at his feet in worship.

Sports fans, however, we are not!  And not even our penchant for unzipping Mars could get us to tune in to a sporting game featuring dozens of overpaid and under-worked grown ass men running with a ball.

Luckily, there is a little creation called Youtube! Read the rest of this entry »

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Feliciano Lopez: US Open Mens Singles

Spain's Feliciano Lopez takes on and beats France's Florent Serra during day 1 of the US Open

Spain’s Feliciano Lopez takes on and beats France’s Florent Serra during day 1 of the US Open

Feliciano Lopez is total hotness.  A strapping Spanish lad with an ass that you could bounce a gold coin on!   Yes, he has cut away those long locks we craved to grab a fist full of but we would never say no!  Hell, we’d still volunteer to wash his underwear – by hand. Read the rest of this entry »

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George Burgess: Bathroom Nudes Go Viral – Reports

Rugby player George Burgess is the latest addition to self-nude leak list

Rugby player George Burgess is the latest addition to self-nude leak list

British Rugby player with Sydney South team, George Burgess, is the latest (pseudo)-celeb to join the ranks of fine ass guys-with-iPhones’ self-shot bathroom nudes.  Cept that, unluckily, for him, the Aussie media picked up on the social media viral share and dutifully reported the of his tid-bits making the rounds.  (See his NSFW pics after the jump!) Read the rest of this entry »

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Mark Sanchez: Smooth Ass Jock

Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez drops trou while entertaining two ladies with a dance

Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez drops trou while entertaining two ladies with a dance

We LUV ourselves some smooth ass!  No other way to state that really.  Enter Jets quarterback Mark Sanchez into the picture and we are at attention.  Sanchez is prominently featured in a “leaked” online video posted on Terez Owens where he drops trou while dancing for two ladies keeping him company and showing us what he’s working with! Read the rest of this entry »

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Jason Collins: 1st EVER Gay NBA Player

NBA player Jason Collins becomes the 1st openly gay basketball player - EVER!

NBA player Jason Collins becomes the 1st openly gay basketball player – EVER!

Kudos to Jason Collins on becoming the 1st NBA player to raise his hand and say ‘yup, I’m gay!’ on the cover of Sports Illustrated for the world to see.  In our book that is one brave act and we applaud his strength, pioneering the way, and demonstrating that you can be “different” and still be talented and strong enough to play a game looked on as something for breeders only.

At 7-ft tall we already know he is one tall piece of hot chocolate – with a killer panty-dropper smile – but now gets our respect alongside our thoughts to do naughty things to him!

I’m a 34-year-old NBA center. I’m black. And I’m gay. Read the rest of this entry »

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Alan Gendreau: Gay NFL Bound Hopeful

Alan Gendreau looking to be the 1st openly gay NFL player EVER

Alan Gendreau looking to be the 1st openly gay NFL player EVER

Here is Alan Gendreau.  An openly gay football player from some southern state college – Middle Tennessee State to be precise – who, to hear him tell it, in this below posted interview, played 4 yrs of college football all the while openly gay to his team-mates.

And two things immediately come to mind when thinking of a college football locker room scenario and being gay – but we won’t delve into any of that cuz that’s not what this blog is about, dammit! Read the rest of this entry »

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