Posts Tagged taylor swift
Before we dive into anything on Taylor Lautner lets just say it outright: That is one piece of ass we’d risk suffocation given the opportunity to eat! But evidently, if a certain blind items suggestion and its reader response have anything to say about it, he already has a live in beau to do the job! This fact would certainly not impede on our willingness to do a back-flip in to that ass cuz, well, threesomes are great fun.
But let us no digress from the reason for this post.
According to Crazy Days & Nights‘ readers, the likely candidate for the “almost A-list” blind item mention is non-other than the chiseled supporting role hotness otherwise known as Jacob in the Twilight flicks.
Surprised much? Don’t be… The rumor has been around for quite sometime.
And, well, there does happen on that Lautner sets off the gay-dar whenever he appears – and our gay-dar is seldom wrong! But we will concede to certain types within the gay community who would love nothing more than to appropriate twink-a-licious by-way of affirmation for the community at large. A bit twisted really and not unlike how born-again Christians look to recruit everyone they meet to make themselves feel like the choice they have made is indeed a right one. Piety at its worst!
The posting goes on to suggest that the closeted status is due to management and PR advice and that the blind item only feels normal at premieres. Hmmm. The beard thing also hasn’t panned out for buffness and his run at top-billing in a real action movie. And this is where Lautner’s name really gets an “enter here” slot. Taylor Swift anyone?
Sure, we think his tight physique is yummy but it ain’t no never mind to us and we got our own real problems to contend with – we are having our own booty-call dilemmas! – which we dare say are grander than an alleged unease about being “out” in public with the lover that does real bad things with you in your boudoir. Let blind item find his own way out that loosely closed door closet.
The Time Magazine 100 Most Influential People list is a big to do. Folks clammer to get on it, like it comes with a $$$ prize or something. It covers everyone around the globe – from science to Hollywood and every crevice in between, from every country imaginable. Wish the same could be said for its step-and-repeat…
No kidding y’all, how the fuck else would you get folks like Rev. Jeremiah Wrighte (you know who he is… that dumbass who who got the president into a whole mess of bad PR at the beginning…) and Sarah Palin on the same guest list? And this alongside the likes of Lady Gaga – who pulled another no show on the red-carpet (she did the same thing at The Costume Institute the night before,) Taylor Swift, Leslie Mann, Ashton Kutcher and Demi Moore – who raced thru the carpet as if there was grade-A botox being handed out in the lobby, Neil Patrick Harris, Rachel Ray, Donatella Versace and Betty White. On paper, this list is as impressive as – well, a magazine who uses em. But that is where it ends really – on paper, cuz the arrivals line turned out to be the crapper of all stank ass photo calls.
Even Betty - the last of the Golden Girl. A true surviver – and in her mid-80′s on top of that, who has been heavily enjoying a resurgence of public interest in her long ass career for a good spell now – sorta like a “last hurraa” if you will did a drive by on the carpet. Just imagine yourself the photographer’s surprise when she took a cue from that aforementioned May/December couple and raced down the arrivals line without stopping! What is that about, I ask you?
But who can begrudge Rose Nylund anything? Truly! Now Ga-Ga, on the other hand…? I want to tar and feather that UES bitch. That make two for two! This is turning into a seriously Bad Romance…
I’d use the C word were it not that I like the bitch’s performance art bit.
There were a slew of other notable attendees but my tired ass called it quits immidiately after Demi and Ashton’s sprinted arrivals and cut my loss.
And on a last gripe… Do you think that Time gave out copies of their issue to the covering press? NO.
Damn if covering a big ass event like The People’s Choice Awards, held at the Nokia Theater in downtown Los Angeles, doesn’t take a lot out of a homo! And endless assembly line of who is this, that and another “star!”
The night wasn’t with my own contribution to the level of drama – starting with my GPS not wanting to turn on. As you can imagine this caused all types of delays in getting to the venue and I arrived to an already underway carpet. Oh well…
In the end, it was for the best as a bunch of the listed attendees skipped the red carpet and opted for the press room. Case and point: Ryan Reynolds, here with “The Blind Side’s” Sandra Bullock. I either arrived to have missed hotness on the carpet or he didn’t care for a stop-and-repeat.
Other no shows on the carpet? Mariah Carey – who’s big ass bodybuilder bodyguard got into a tete-a-tete with the venues security and was non too pleased to be told he couldn’t accompany the diva on the carpet so they blew the arrivals line off. Taylor Lautner who not only skipped the carpet but also skipped the press room and left the show before his report ex, Taylor Swift, took to the stage. The official word in the press room came with a “Lautner has left the building!” He was fully clothed so no great loss…
Still in the throws of editing I will say ciao for now! Stay tuned.